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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 08:37:31 am

Title: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 08:37:31 am
And we all know that BIRD is the word of peace.

Clans/factions/alliances may use this thread to swear fealty to BIRD CLAN.  If you are not ready to commit to being vassals, I understand.  This is the first day of the future.  It is bright, and it is terrifying.  I will allow you to swear undying friendship to the BIRD CLAN.

Post here to be Friends Forever with BIRD CLAN (FFBC)

You can still fight each other and have your silly little wars, but you will support BIRD CLAN's right to rule.  The most loyal will support BIRD CLAN with material goods to achieve this, and will be rewarded in the afterlife.

I will unite this world.  There will be peace.  I will it.


BIRD CLAN
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 13, 2012, 08:45:43 am
I am not worthy of your divine friendship, but I will continue to worship you as a deity and do my best to unite the world under your banner my Godking.
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 08:46:47 am
My child.  You will die the most glorious death in the name of the BIRD CLAN.
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA on October 13, 2012, 08:48:09 am
You're the greatest ambassador this world has ever known!  I will cut the whole world in half for the number one BIRD clan!  Except I won't, because we must come to accept each other as brothers and sisters under one Avian Overlord. 

Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 08:51:23 am
Not the whole world, just those who oppose peace and love.
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 13, 2012, 09:02:17 am
Yajibooboo, Verse 4:20

It was spoken by the Prophet Space Pope Aleiha of BIRD that if the world unites under the Godking Partyboy he will ladderpault all us mortals to the heavens to partake in the final party, one that will last through out eternity. There will be unlimited booze, narcotics, promiscuous men and women, and the two most important ideals peace and love for all.


Next: Robin Williams 10:00EDT
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Adoptagoat on October 13, 2012, 09:08:01 am
Who's a bird clan? what's a bird clan?
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 10:46:13 am
Quote from: Adoptagoat on October 13, 2012, 09:08:01 am
Who's a bird clan? what's a bird clan"

You are so precious.  You are a beautiful flower that has managed to land a seed among the roots of giants.  You take what little water they allow past their leaves.  You live on the precious few moments of sunlight they let past them in one day.  You have grown against all odds in a land of giants.

Yet you will be rendered from the earth to provide fuel, just the same as everything around you when the BIRD CLAN machine rolls through.  You will all be equal in death.

I will it.
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 13, 2012, 12:54:18 pm
birdclan best clan. Add flying to cRPG.
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Smoothrich on October 13, 2012, 03:23:15 pm
birds of a feather fight together
and this bird you cannot change
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 13, 2012, 03:30:28 pm
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Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Syls on October 13, 2012, 03:34:58 pm
Is it a plane? No! Is it superman? No! It's BIRD clan!
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Tanken on October 13, 2012, 04:07:47 pm
But I thought BIRD was the...

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Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 05:56:58 pm
BIRD CLAN is now hiring a Public Relations Manager.  Duties will include:

-talking shit to nerds on the internet

Apply within
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: LordBerenger on October 13, 2012, 06:00:46 pm
Quote from: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 05:56:58 pm
BIRD CLAN is now hiring a Public Relations Manager.  Duties will include:

-talking shit to nerds on the internet

Apply within

I'll apply as Partyboy's Official Booking Agent if there is an opening.


BIBIBIBIBIIIIIIIIIIIRD CLAN!
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: Smoothrich on October 13, 2012, 06:36:30 pm
Quote from: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 05:56:58 pm
BIRD CLAN is now hiring a Public Relations Manager.  Duties will include:

-talking shit to nerds on the internet

Apply within

i'm submitting my post history as my resume
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 14, 2012, 12:25:34 am
Quote from: partyboy on October 13, 2012, 05:56:58 pm
BIRD CLAN is now hiring a Public Relations Manager.  Duties will include:

-talking shit to nerds on the internet

Apply within

Hi I would like to apply if the position is still open
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: TurmoilTom on October 14, 2012, 12:28:51 am
Hire all of them.
Title: Re: I bring you the word of peace
Post by: partyboy on October 15, 2012, 02:40:53 am
Sorry Smoothrick but I'm going to have to go with poophammer.  He has the right skill set for the job.