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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Gmnotutoo on October 08, 2012, 05:37:21 am

Title: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 08, 2012, 05:37:21 am: *Posters with the symbol shown below are glued to many of the walls in New Unuzdaq and accompanied by a public service announcement beneath it.*

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Dear People of New Unuzdaq Castle,

I am the Legendary Gmnotutoo and if you have not heard of me I am the most feared Ninja in all of Calradia. My stealth is unmatched, my battle-dancer technique is artistically deadly, and the arrows I shoot bring destruction to all whom I aim for. I am from the Unicorns and we have the deadliest, but most beautiful archers in all the lands. My Family has been allies with the Free Companies for many years and I love them dearly, but I have left their lands and protection to venture off on my own for the time being. I have gone Rogue and for a good reason:

I traveled far through treacherous lands just to remain hidden so that I can fulfill a beautiful vision that I assume was bestowed upon me by the Benevolent Godking. The vision shown reveals me standing victoriously in-front of a field of dead weaboos that foolishly got in my way to assassinate my enemy, Empress Auphilia.

I hold no grudges against the Shogunate and will try my best to limit your causalities, but if anyone crosses me I will promise that many of your people's children will become orphans. I am here to end the Empress' life, if you desire your life over death then I suggest to cower in the farthest corner of your abodes. Although I know you are not harboring this war criminal, I need to take some of your treasury to continue my mission. I wish to show you all mercy by leaving control of your lands with you, because I have no desire to rule your land. I wish to stress this is not a declaration of war.

I will claim Auphilia's life and scatter the hacked off parts of her body throughout the EU lands thus liberating all of Calradia from her reign of terror. If anyone wishes to join my cause you are free to do so. In the event that I fail my mission I hope the Godking will ladderpault me to the heavens and call an even greater hero to aid you all.

with love,
~The Rogue Ninja Gmnotutoo
Leader of the Super Kawaii Desu Desu Japanese Schoolgirl Ninja Death Squad~
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Auphilia on October 08, 2012, 05:44:22 am: Another "I'm not really in FCC" FCC member declaring war on the Shogunate. Interesting.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Keshian on October 08, 2012, 05:50:29 am: WTF!!!???!!! Where did you get an army??? You crazy fucking Weeaboo!!! Yeah, this is 100% not an FCC action!

Also, I think this is just a ninja squad assassination attempt on you personally Auphillia. He previously declared his intent to assassinate you. He is not in FCC!!!
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: HardRice on October 08, 2012, 05:52:39 am: Quote from: Auphilia on October 08, 2012, 05:44:22 am
Another "I'm not really in FCC" FCC member declaring war on the Shogunate. Interesting.

Yo dawg, I heard you like weaboos so I sent a weaboo to take out the weaboo leader of your weaboos.

Anyhow,
Ye would be wise to fear the mighty G-Man, he shall bring his mighty Katana down upon the you, Empress Auphilia.

Or, Link/Ghost/RL weaboo dude, whichever you may prefer.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
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Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Malaclypse on October 08, 2012, 05:59:25 am: Applied to the side with the most Wiegraf inspired faction name. I saw you heading into the desert as I was heading out, Gm, need moar smoke bombs.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Rikthor on October 08, 2012, 06:08:01 am: Oh god how many weeaboo clans are there out there D:
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 08, 2012, 06:26:29 am: Damnit, was that you who stole all the S&D in Tahlberl? Now my trading trip is going to take two extra days. You've earned my attention, you stupid ninja.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 08, 2012, 06:39:02 am: Quote from: Auphilia on October 08, 2012, 05:44:22 am
Another "I'm not really in FCC" FCC member declaring war on the Shogunate. Interesting.

Quote from: Auphilia on October 05, 2012, 07:33:00 pm
It is known to all that the Josho Shogunate and LLJK are at war in the desert. To support the green pigs is an act of war on the Shogunate, and we would expect the same to be true for LLJK in the event that neutrals supported us. That being said, a member of BIRD deliberately supplied an LLJK army ~300 troops in spite of our warnings. This man was the only member in the BIRD strategus faction and we will not hold all BIRD members accountable for this crime, however, justice will be served to this man and to those who would deny justice and support him.

You declared war on me by committing heinous crimes upon my Deity. I deny your justice and will seek revenge for what you did to Partyboy.

This is for BIRD CLAN.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Techno on October 08, 2012, 06:42:44 am: Built
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:10:40 am: Quote from: Keshian on October 08, 2012, 05:50:29 am
WTF!!!???!!! Where did you get an army??? You crazy fucking Weeaboo!!! Yeah, this is 100% not an FCC action!

Also, I think this is just a ninja squad assassination attempt on you personally Auphillia. He previously declared his intent to assassinate you. He is not in FCC!!!

Bullshit.

Just because he leaves the FCC (and he was in FCC, I saw him) and create his own faction to attack us, doesn't mean that we can't see through his blatant attempts to disguise himself.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Keshian on October 08, 2012, 07:15:37 am: Quote from: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:10:40 am
Bullshit.

Just because you leave the FCC (and you were in FCC, I saw you) and create your own faction to attack us, doesn't mean that we can't see through your blatant attempts to disguise yourself.

??? I am not Gmnonotuo. FCC is not condoning this action no matter how skillfull the roleplay is and how funny it seems. You weeaboos duke it out amongst yourselves, we are now a weeaboo-free clan, thank you very much. Ninjas attacking ninjas - goddamn, what is the world coming to? Though I would love to take part and see how this crazy weeaboo's ninja attack plays out.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:19:26 am: Yes, yes, it's 6am, I editted myself.

Your continued feigned ignorance is unbecoming.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 08, 2012, 07:26:29 am: Quote from: Auphilia on October 08, 2012, 05:44:22 am
Another "I'm not really in FCC" FCC member declaring war on the Shogunate. Interesting.
I agree, FCC should just declare war and kill your gay ass off the map already.

Remember Partyboy!
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Keshian on October 08, 2012, 07:31:59 am: Quote from: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:19:26 am
Yes, yes, it's 6am, I editted myself.

Your continued feigned ignorance is unbecoming.

Do you really want us to declare war on you? We had no intention of doing so. This is an autonomous action by a rogue weeaboo. We have nothing to do with it. We are a peaceful nation of horsemen, bridgeburners, narwhals, and random number people. If we declare war on someone - then we will announce it on the forums and contact you. We are not at war with shogunate! I don't like the fact that Gmnonotutuo just took off and did this, but there is a part of me that finds this absolutely fucking hilarious as he was the only weeaboo in our faction and now he went off on his own to fight weeaboos since we were not going to fight them. You really make me want to merc for him though with all your unbecoming accusations.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:33:25 am: Then since he took an FCC army with him, you should compensate us for the damage that it causes, you are responsible for your members and yes, he is one of your members, unless you're formally kicking him out right now?

[edit] Minus one for logic, classy.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Keshian on October 08, 2012, 07:40:47 am: Quote from: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:33:25 am
Then since he took an FCC army with him, you should compensate us for the damage that it causes, you are responsible for your members and yes, he is one of your members, unless you're formally kicking him out right now?

That "army" has been slowly building up on his own, like a lot of our faction members who don't drop off troops. He left the faction from what he told me on teamspeak when I asked him what was going on (so not currently a member of FCC). He formed some kind of ninja squad called:

GMNOTUTOOS SUPER KAWAII DESU DESU JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL NINJA DEATH SQUAD

I mean come on, how unoriginal is that, once you see 4 or 5 clans with that same name it just starts getting just silly. Though I wonder if he has schoolgirl outfits for his troops, hmmm? So no, none of these troops are FCC, they are all Gmnotutoo's troops in his own independent clan that has nothing to do with FCC (though I am tempted to invite that faction to join FCC, we are always trying to get new small clans to join our coalition).
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 08, 2012, 08:12:35 am: Kesh, Nomin is gonna whine and bitch about your members being free and not led in some fascist commie regime straight 'till you eventually am forced to declare war on and kill their gay weaboonate.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 08, 2012, 08:16:18 am: Quote from: Auphilia on October 08, 2012, 05:44:22 am
Another "I'm not really in FCC" FCC member declaring war on the Shogunate. Interesting.

Atleast it's not worse than the time you thought BIRD Clan was a sub-clan of FCC.

Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 08, 2012, 08:12:35 am
Kesh, Nomin is gonna whine and bitch about your members being free and not led in some fascist commie regime straight 'till you eventually am forced to declare war on and kill their gay weaboonate.

Also pretty much this
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Greziz on October 08, 2012, 08:16:48 am: I wouldn't mind going to war. I love killing scrub weeaboo's their weapons are statistical garbage and overpriced and the players who use them tend to be absolute rubbish there are a couple that stand out above the rest like real katana's however the majority are garbage like most katana's I always like to feel good by slaughtering baddies it inflates my epeen to feel like a god cutting down baddies.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 08, 2012, 08:21:16 am: Quote from: Greziz on October 08, 2012, 08:16:48 am
I wouldn't mind going to war. I love killing scrub weeaboo's their weapons are statistical garbage and overpriced and the players who use them tend to be absolute rubbish there are a couple that stand out above the rest like real katana's however the majority are garbage like most katana's I always like to feel good by slaughtering baddies it inflates my epeen to feel like a god cutting down baddies.
Inb4 Weabitches take this as a declaration of war.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 08, 2012, 08:31:43 am: Quote from: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:33:25 am
Then since he took an FCC army with him, you should compensate us for the damage that it causes, you are responsible for your members and yes, he is one of your members, unless you're formally kicking him out right now?

[edit] Minus one for logic, classy.

He took S&D that was promised to me. Do you think I like wandering around with 1000 goods with no place to sell?
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 08, 2012, 08:36:43 am: Quote from: MURDERTRON on October 08, 2012, 08:31:43 am
He took S&D that was promised to me. Do you think I like wandering around with 1000 goods with no place to sell?
Sell in EU Amashke.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 08, 2012, 08:39:32 am: Ptolemy, I wish you could better appreciate what I am accomplishing here since you're apart of the Ninja Clan. I've always respected you guys, because as a fellow ninja I personally know how hard it is living in these lands with so many haters that berate us. As a token of good faith I will have a fair and generous offer for your people, but it only will work if I am victorious tomorrow.

After the battle we can discuss the idea of me personally replacing your losses and leaving the area, but I will want something in return. I want Empress Auphilia to meet me on the battlefield in person. We will have the same size army and the exact same amount of equipment, without any differences in quality or types. I get to chose the location. If I lose tomorrow I will apologize for being a nuisance and will offer a personal gift for my failed crimes, because I have honor.

Seems better than the current option that seems to be arising here, where a bunch of people are raging needlessly and that makes me feel like rampaging throughout this land.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Gristle on October 08, 2012, 08:52:15 am: Personally, I support anyone who takes out the weeaboos, including other weeaboos if that's what it takes!
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Dach on October 08, 2012, 09:23:50 am: As a weaboo myself, I'll fight for the first weaboo that hire me to kill other weaboo! 8-)
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Espwn on October 08, 2012, 10:02:17 am: Quote from: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 07:10:40 am
Bullshit.

Just because he leaves the FCC (and he was in FCC, I saw him) and create his own faction to attack us, doesn't mean that we can't see through his blatant attempts to disguise himself.

This is why you don't attack a god. Get on your knees and pray for forgiveness from the almighty Partyboy.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Ptolemy on October 08, 2012, 10:11:21 am: I can feel my IQ dropping by osmosis every time I read something in this thread. Trolls are literally sucking the intelligence out of the internet, one post at a time.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Malaclypse on October 08, 2012, 11:12:10 am: This isn't the first time Gm has gone wild style super ninja. Remember Droozheena (sp)? haha. Give the guy more credit; I absolutely believe he did this of his own volition.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: BaleOhay on October 08, 2012, 04:35:09 pm: I saw he dropped out of the faction. I asked him what was up and he said he was on a mission from god. I asked if I could help and he refused. Saying it was his path to follow alone
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: BaleOhay on October 08, 2012, 04:37:38 pm: Quote from: Keshian on October 08, 2012, 07:31:59 am
Do you really want us to declare war on you? We had no intention of doing so. This is an autonomous action by a rogue weeaboo. We have nothing to do with it. We are a peaceful nation of horsemen, bridgeburners, narwhals, and random number people. If we declare war on someone - then we will announce it on the forums and contact you. We are not at war with shogunate! I don't like the fact that Gmnonotutuo just took off and did this, but there is a part of me that finds this absolutely fucking hilarious as he was the only weeaboo in our faction and now he went off on his own to fight weeaboos since we were not going to fight them. You really make me want to merc for him though with all your unbecoming accusations.

Kesh you better start including BS clan in your rants and stop leaving as the fcc etc... Before I take over again out of spite. BS is twice as big as narwals
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Keshian on October 08, 2012, 04:45:07 pm: Quote from: BaleOhay on October 08, 2012, 04:37:38 pm
Kesh you better start including BS clan in your rants and stop leaving as the fcc etc... Before I take over again out of spite. BS is twice as big as narwals

Sorry, I just didn't know what BS stood for to express it in that rant (Best Soldiers, Bull Shitters, Bull Semen, BrontoSauruses, Bee Stings, etc.), it was during that time I was away and yes you have more BS than Narwhals. Please correct me.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: BaleOhay on October 08, 2012, 05:32:17 pm: BS can mean many things. U can use Battle Swagger for now
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: Bobthehero on October 12, 2012, 07:48:04 am: The Narwhals will support the least weaboo of these weaboos clan.
Title: Re: A Wild Ninjas Appears (2.0)
Post by: partyboy on October 12, 2012, 09:00:31 pm: I am GODKING_PARTYBOY_OF_BIRD and I support this message.