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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 06:24:11 pm

Title: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 06:24:11 pm
The U2 enthusiasts who are building an empire around the hit album The Joshua Tree (six times platinum, 6th best pop album 1987) have attacked a peaceful BIRD CLAN caravan that was already treading dangerous grounds in the homeland of it's oldest and most hated enemy, LLJK.

Naturally, this is an outrage.  BIRD CLAN is a nation of peace.  However, to remain neutral in the face of evil is to succumb to evil, no matter how beautiful and timeless With or Without You (peaked at #1, Billboard, 1987) is and will always be.

BIRD CLAN hereby calls on its allies and friends to help exterminate The Joshua Shogonate and the evil it stand for, for if not now, then what is next?  How much of Bono's work will you let them contaminate?



Also I'm not going to make it to this battle because like 3am on a Saturday?  Come on.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 06:30:57 pm
quote is not edit

I guess, since I just noticed my "watched" status, I will take this time to say "die mod scum"
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Haboe on October 05, 2012, 06:38:47 pm
BIRD CLAN is a nation of peace. 

it's oldest and most hated enemy, LLJK.

Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Keshian on October 05, 2012, 06:43:50 pm
BIRD clan is being violated by BONO fans.  Fuck no.  This cannot be allowed.  BIRD clan is the symbol of hope and peace in a dark medieval world.  We cannot let it be violated by fans of a narcissistic primadonna (though his music is good)!  Unite all factions of Calradia, unite.  All factions of Calradia must join this peaceful effort to exterminate all those who destroy this shining beacon of hope, this marvel of the ages, this ray of heroism and justice, this BIRD CLAN!!!
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 06:44:02 pm
Haboe, you forget that LLJK are subhuman scum and exterminating them from the face of the earth is divinely sanctioned.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: dynamike on October 05, 2012, 06:47:06 pm
I PLEDGE MY JUKEBOX TO SUPPORT GOOD MUSIC!
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: okiN on October 05, 2012, 06:47:32 pm
It is known.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Ipsum on October 05, 2012, 06:53:11 pm
Apply analytical math to Earth sphere and discover 2 opposite hemispheres rotating in opposite directions - equal to a ZERO value existence.  Earth is not an entity, for adding the opposite values cancel each other to no existence. All the universe exist as opposite values. Academic and religious taught stupid SINGULARITY is greatest of all evil, as even humans are created via opposites. The hollow Time Cube in which the 4 quadrant corners of Earth rotate, equates to your 4 corner bedroom, or to a 4 corner classroom which represents the 4 corners of Earth - in which stupid and evil pedants teach dumb students 1 corner knowledge. Each of the 4 corners of Earth is the beginning and ending of its own separate 24 hour day - all 4 simultaneous days within a single rotation of Earth.  Place 4 different students in the 4 corners of a classroom and rotate them 4 corners each. Note that they rotate simultaneously wthin the same Time frame as if only one is rotating - just as the 4 different days on Earth rotate. 3D math applied within this hollow Cube would be erroneous math, as it would not account for the 4th corner perspective dimension. Place a 100 people within this Cubic like room and they will not increase the number of corners anymore than 6 billion people on Earth will increase the 4 corners of Earth. It is dumb, stupid, evil and unworthy of life on Earth to claim that this Creation Cube has 6 sides -  or no top and bottom. Academia equates to a deadly plague.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Ptolemy on October 05, 2012, 07:07:28 pm
You supply LLJK with 300 troops and expect us not to attack you, especially after all the talk of "BIRD CLAN" being not affiliated with you? Dream on.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Haboe on October 05, 2012, 07:10:17 pm
BIRD CLAN is a nation of peace.
exterminating them from the face of the earth

Using different words did not really make it sound more convincing  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 07:13:40 pm
You supply LLJK with 300 troops and expect us not to attack you, especially after all the talk of "BIRD CLAN" being not affiliated with you? Dream on.

I did not supply the troops, my caravan was merely travelling with them from one location to another.  Because it would seem when I go out alone I get attacked by japanophiles.

Haboe, it's the difference between making war on your neighbour and cleansing your home of rats.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Haboe on October 05, 2012, 07:16:48 pm
BIRD CLAN caravan that was already treading dangerous grounds in the homeland of it's oldest and most hated enemy, LLJK.

Haboe, it's the difference between making war on your neighbour and cleansing your home of rats.

Lol xD
But you get my point, which is absent. I don't have a point here, i just enjoy doing this.

EDIT: i assume they are NA? Cause on eu i heard little about these so called "scummy old friends"
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 07:20:42 pm
Lol xD
But you get my point
Lol xD
my point, which is absent.
Lol xD
 I don't have a point here

I see.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Rikthor on October 05, 2012, 07:22:24 pm
You supply LLJK with 300 troops and expect us not to attack you, especially after all the talk of "BIRD CLAN" being not affiliated with you? Dream on.

You and pretty princess weeaboo Auphelia really need to get off this whole ally kick. We already know what clan in the desert is helping you while not declaring their alliance publicly. We also know which of the big four clans/factions you have ran to trying to get them to ally with you and Remnant as well. 3 mercs from FCC? OH MY GOD FCC IS TRYING TO BE LLJK ALLIES. Seriously, you are acting like spergs but then again you roleplay weeaboos so that should be unsurprising.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 05, 2012, 07:33:31 pm
I would just like to point out that the MURDERCLAN which is a part of the sub-clan 187 which is which is one of companies in the Free Companies of Calradia, but isn't mutually exlusive to BRD and isn't affiliated with BIRD clan, has a neutral stance.  However, if you ever start a fight during tea time, there will be hell to pay.  I mean it.

Also, every Sunday, I trade twelve unit of goods with Nova Ayn Assuadi.  I expect this agreement to be withheld, regardless of owner.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Auphilia on October 05, 2012, 07:38:25 pm
I would just like to point out that the MURDERCLAN which is a part of the sub-clan 187 which is which is one of companies in the Free Companies of Calradia, but isn't mutually exlusive to BRD and isn't affiliated with BIRD clan, has a neutral stance.  However, if you ever start a fight during tea time, there will be hell to pay.  I mean it.

Also, every Sunday, I trade twelve unit of goods with Nova Ayn Assuadi.  I expect this agreement to be withheld, regardless of owner.

Then you should be interested in speaking with the new owner of this fief as to avoid any inconveniences. No honorable man can promise you that which he does not have.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 05, 2012, 07:41:44 pm
Then you should be interested in speaking with the new owner of this fief as to avoid any inconveniences. No honorable man can promise you that which he does not have.

I will be there on Sunday, have 12 S&D ready.  Also, has the location of the knitting group been changed?  That is where I spend the day while the trades are being made.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Auphilia on October 05, 2012, 07:45:39 pm
We can spare you 12 S&D, it is a charitable cause. Unfortunately the knitting group is being relocated to our Japanese tea gardens for a more peaceful atmosphere. We also offer free geisha to our guests.

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I warn you, sir, not all of them are strictly female.  :lol:
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 07:46:57 pm
Trafficking sex workers, disgusting.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: Auphilia on October 05, 2012, 07:53:25 pm
Trafficking sex workers, disgusting.

This is their hobby, they do it for free because they enjoy it and the tips they receive are an unexpected bonus.

As for trafficking, you just trafficked 300 men to their deaths for your own personal gain. Shameful.
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 07:54:07 pm
This is their hobby, they do it for free because they enjoy it

You are so fucking creepy
Title: Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
Post by: partyboy on October 05, 2012, 07:55:11 pm
I want out of this fantasy you've created for yourself