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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: PhantomZero on September 24, 2012, 07:36:16 am

Title: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: PhantomZero on September 24, 2012, 07:36:16 am
Those affiliating themselves with The Josho Shogunate shall find the faraway desert to be less hospitable these days.

Ninjas have waylaid a peaceful caravan belonging to the Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: LordBerenger on September 24, 2012, 08:19:33 am
Time to send them back to where they came from
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Rhalzo on September 24, 2012, 08:20:44 am
Quote from: PhantomZero on September 24, 2012, 07:36:16 am
Those affiliating themselves with The Josho Shogunate shall find the faraway desert to be less hospitable these days.

Ninjas have waylaid a peaceful caravan belonging to the Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights.

Duh oh.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Muki on September 24, 2012, 09:44:47 am
Someone call in the Green Army?
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Rikthor on September 24, 2012, 03:15:32 pm
The ghost of supreme weeabo Ujin returns to exact his vengeance
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: partyboy on September 25, 2012, 12:33:33 am
BIRD CLAN supports freedom in the desert.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Keshian on September 25, 2012, 01:18:26 am
Quote from: partyboy on September 25, 2012, 12:33:33 am
BIRD CLAN supports freedom in the desert.

And all Calradia supports BIRD CLAN.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Kreczor on September 25, 2012, 02:18:54 am
May Lowtax have mercy on me, I'm on your side pz.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Slantedfloors on September 25, 2012, 06:43:55 am
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A Shamefur Dispray
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: PhantomZero on September 25, 2012, 06:45:57 am
A samurai who buy equipment from his enemy, and then lose to his enemy, a shameful samurai.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Matey on September 25, 2012, 06:47:16 am
i dont think i saw a single katana on that battlefield. SHAMFUR DISPRAY!
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: HardRice on September 25, 2012, 06:52:07 am
I learned i'm a shit xbowman.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 25, 2012, 06:54:39 am
Quote from: Matey on September 25, 2012, 06:47:16 am
i dont think i saw a single katana on that battlefield. SHAMFUR DISPRAY!

A true warrior of the east only wields the finest Japanese steel.
As the Lady of Vayjejgegeg I shall create the finest MW katanas and MW Snowflakes, and show them how a true Ninja equips themselves.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: LordBerenger on September 25, 2012, 07:10:30 am
They got their Sushi served cold



EDIT: Really? You're gonna attack him right after the battle with 200 troops vs 50? Nice.

New Shogunate = NO HONAAH
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Ptolemy on September 25, 2012, 08:03:56 am
 :twisted:

Ninja kamikaze squad: Mission Accomplished!
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: LordBerenger on September 25, 2012, 08:06:09 am
Kamikaze my ass. Admit you lost and got completely destroyed to an army with less troops than yours instead of pretending you sacrificed yourselves.


And buying your enemies gear? Lol
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Ptolemy on September 25, 2012, 08:12:32 am
Completely destroyed? We had vastly inferior gear and we killed over 60% of the enemy troops. It's called a tactical sacrifice.

Also... Ninjas wearing the armour of their enemies.. never heard of a disguise? Lol.
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Muki on September 25, 2012, 08:20:47 am
Always fun to have a fief near the warzone.

I wish you luck in the second defense
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Auphilia on September 25, 2012, 09:09:04 am
Quote from: PhantomZero on September 25, 2012, 06:45:57 am
A samurai who buy equipment from his enemy, and then lose to his enemy, a shameful samurai.

You were attacked by ninja, who infiltrated your fief, stole your equipment, and attacked you with your own troops. Ninja don't need honor.

The Result:
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Tomorrow, you get to face the samurai.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Big trouble in Little Faraway Jameyyed
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on September 25, 2012, 11:05:19 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on September 25, 2012, 08:06:09 am
Kamikaze my ass. Admit you lost and got completely destroyed to an army with less troops than yours instead of pretending you sacrificed yourselves.


And buying your enemies gear? Lol
You seem to take it so personal, man.

Strat is meant to be fun! That's why we joined NA side instead of EU which is swamped by people who take it all too seriously and when they have the slightest threat to themselves they run to one of the major alliances and plead for help. The ninja clan regrets nothing!

Was a fun fight guys! I was terrified when I saw all that cav.