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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Micah on September 21, 2012, 03:41:57 pm

Title: SoA Saunarists of Atlantis
Post by: Micah on September 21, 2012, 03:41:57 pm
Hello all you native Tribes <3

We come to bring peace, love and prosper to you
Our goal is to trade glass pearls and bubblegums and share  our superior knowledge to you .
But incase we getting attacked , we will not hesitate pulling our light guns and make use of our skyangles fleet.


Mission Progress
Phase I - Lords Of Love: (Done]
We installed our LRL (love researching labs) in the very northern region at Chalbek Castle.

Phase II - Love Shower (:  ( .... in progress  / )
After successfully finishing our major and final researches about rubber toys, we are moving out into the world and share our wealth with you all. Yes you too Zlisch  :D
Our chapels will be strategically perfect installed at  Aldelen, Tishbin, Tazjunat and Uzgha and ready to receive the millions of worshippers every day.


Current satisfied costumers
We managed to successfully establish intimate relation to a selection of tribes, which live now in harmony in the east area of the world you know of.
Morcs,Failen,Kapikuchi,Templols; the Whelpes,Holy_Romulan_Empire,Peecores
We have a friendly relation to a small but beautifull tribe, calling theyrselfs the Nerds_ who is living next to us. They  are mad at trading hugs and  cookies .

We always welcome everyone who is looking for wellness and cure and protection from the thread of the Uglyones_ and Fogborn_.
Title: Re: SoA Sauna of Ambrosia
Post by: bagge on September 21, 2012, 03:58:19 pm
Nerds_

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Title: Re: SoA Sauna of Ambrosia
Post by: dodnet on September 21, 2012, 04:00:29 pm
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Title: Re: SoA Sauna of Ambrosia
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 21, 2012, 04:03:38 pm
I, Zlisch, GoatsPriest and soldier in Werfrieds battalion declare that we wish to set up a Goats chapel in thine village, if you agree to let us set up a chapel for peaceful crucifiction of heathens, watching over Goats, the greatest of creatures, made in Morks image, and for  general worshiping, we'll let you live and stay with your heathen religion until only you and us are left, then you must convert or die.
Interested?
Title: Re: SoA Sauna of Ambrosia
Post by: Tyr_ on September 21, 2012, 04:09:43 pm
Nerds_


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Title: Re: SoA Sauna of Ambrosia
Post by: Micah on September 21, 2012, 06:19:23 pm
I, Zlisch, GoatsPriest and soldier in Werfrieds battalion declare that we wish to set up a Goats chapel in thine village, if you agree to let us set up a chapel for peaceful crucifiction of heathens, watching over Goats, the greatest of creatures, made in Morks image, and for  general worshiping, we'll let you live and stay with your heathen religion until only you and us are left, then you must convert or die.
Interested?
there is room for any creatures in our hearts and homes, even for you =D ... well at least if we get the gold back you owe us , we consider letting you set up your chapel to practicise your odd deviational rituals xD
Title: Re: SoA Sauna of Ambrosia
Post by: Noctivagant on September 21, 2012, 06:37:17 pm
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now its a proper Nerd
Title: Re: SoA Sauna of Ambrosia
Post by: ProLuX on September 23, 2012, 12:01:28 am
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Yes