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Title: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 10, 2012, 01:51:25 am
Every forum needs a goat topic, for fucks sake, my sig got a link to a forum consisting purely of goat topics, so, this thread is for posting pictures of goats, talking about goats, and worshiping Mork the Goat god.

Rules:
 - You're not allowed to state anything negative towards goats.
 - You're not allowed to post pics of anything but goats.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Weewum on September 10, 2012, 01:56:12 am
Mehhhhhhhhh(Translation from my made in china goat translator:This is needed)
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Malaclypse on September 10, 2012, 02:00:08 am
I moonlighted at a goat dairy farm for awhile two years ago. Milking, cleaning poop, feeding, hanging out with goats. Some other young dudes who worked there had nasty attitudes. Were angry at the goats for their lot in life. Would kick em. Fucking jerks.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 10, 2012, 02:06:21 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on September 10, 2012, 02:00:08 am
Some other young dudes who worked there had nasty attitudes. Were angry at the goats for their lot in life. Would kick em. Fucking jerks.
Kick 'em! Goat would bless you for it!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Son Of Odin on September 10, 2012, 02:11:29 am
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Havoco on September 10, 2012, 02:21:03 am
Hmmm, a butcher devoting a thread to goats.... Don't do it goats, don't open this thread!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: bilwit on September 10, 2012, 03:15:41 am
Greatest of all time.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 10, 2012, 05:07:37 am
WHO DARES?
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Iymore on September 10, 2012, 05:12:34 am
Quote from: Son Of Odin on September 10, 2012, 02:11:29 am
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it's donkey
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Son Of Odin on September 10, 2012, 05:40:24 am
Quote from: Iymore on September 10, 2012, 05:12:34 am
it's donkey
It's the real god. Thou shalt not have other gods!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 10, 2012, 07:22:48 am
Quote from: Son Of Odin on September 10, 2012, 05:40:24 am
It's the real god. Thou shalt not have other gods!
Mork the goat shall crush you! Blasphemer!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Son Of Odin on September 10, 2012, 12:24:07 pm
Ok here is your goat then:
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Taser on September 10, 2012, 12:44:59 pm
Quote from: Adoptagoat on September 10, 2012, 05:07:37 am
WHO DARES?

Was waiting for you to enter this thread.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Banok on September 10, 2012, 12:56:11 pm
I love to be inside goats
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 10, 2012, 02:05:58 pm
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 10, 2012, 09:45:17 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on September 10, 2012, 05:40:24 am
It's the real god. Thou shalt not have other gods!
Had almost forgotten to -1 this.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on September 10, 2012, 09:51:05 pm
All I can think of is how buff goat curry is.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 10, 2012, 09:59:20 pm
Quote from: Tomas_of_Miles on September 10, 2012, 09:51:05 pm
All I can think of is how buff goat curry is.
You want too... ...eat?... Goats!? What blasphemy is this!? MORK THE GOAT SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD IMPALED! GOAT DAMN YOU!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Ptolemy on September 10, 2012, 10:03:36 pm
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And now for something completely different.

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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 10, 2012, 10:11:27 pm
For Goats sake Goats sure are awesome.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Miwiw on September 10, 2012, 11:33:54 pm
Does goat poop count?

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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 11, 2012, 12:23:07 am
Quote from: Miwiw99 on September 10, 2012, 11:33:54 pm
Does goat poop count?

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It counts
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Joseph Porta on September 11, 2012, 12:51:45 am
 Goat Lamb meat is the bestest!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Ptolemy on September 11, 2012, 02:06:10 am
Quote from: Joseph_Porta on September 11, 2012, 12:51:45 am
Goat Lamb meat is the bestest!

You mean kidd meat.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Son Of Odin on September 11, 2012, 02:13:55 am
Moar goats

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Btw ever read this man's books? I have 2 on my shelf :mrgreen:
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 12, 2012, 01:40:06 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on April 11, 2011, 04:12:23 pm
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: IR_Kuoin on September 12, 2012, 01:46:15 pm
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Ptolemy on September 13, 2012, 01:07:49 am
Kawaii ^.^
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Joseph Porta on September 13, 2012, 02:39:07 am
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Ptolemy on September 13, 2012, 06:32:35 am
Uncool, Joseph, seriously uncool.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: JennaHaze on September 13, 2012, 06:38:10 am
Mmm goatzzz
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Son Of Odin on September 13, 2012, 07:07:09 am
Goatse?
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 13, 2012, 08:52:11 am
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Ptolemy on September 13, 2012, 09:24:18 am
Who needs sheepdogs?  :twisted:
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: IR_Kuoin on September 13, 2012, 09:28:29 am
Why would you even eat a Goat?  :cry:
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Ptolemy on September 13, 2012, 11:45:10 am
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Joseph Porta on September 13, 2012, 12:12:29 pm
Quote from: Ptolemy on September 11, 2012, 02:06:10 am
You mean kidd meat.
??
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 13, 2012, 05:07:02 pm
Quote from: Joseph_Porta on September 13, 2012, 02:39:07 am
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SOMEONE BAN THIS ASSHOLE!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Ptolemy on September 14, 2012, 12:30:56 am
Quote from: Joseph_Porta on September 13, 2012, 12:12:29 pm
??

A goat's young is called a "kidd".
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 30, 2012, 10:15:12 pm
New avatar, more Goatly than ever.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: pepejul on September 30, 2012, 11:18:24 pm
Multiplicator was misunderstood by goats....
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: IR_Kuoin on October 17, 2012, 05:03:42 pm
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: pepejul on October 17, 2012, 05:44:27 pm
THIS IS NOT EXPOSED GENITALIA OR SEXUAL EXPLICIT PICTURES ! THIS IS ART ! PLEASE DON'T MUTE ME FOR THAT...

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Herculanum : The Greeks begin worshipping Pan, the goat-legged satyr who represents fields, pastures, and fertility (he is also, less metal-y perhaps, the god of theater criticism). He is revered for his sexual prowess, teaches shepherds the art of masturbation, and fucks anything that moves. A famous statue from Herculaneum shows the great god fornicating with a goat.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: pepejul on March 17, 2013, 09:05:36 pm
BUMP !!!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: the real god emperor on March 17, 2013, 09:31:47 pm
Quote from: pepejul on March 17, 2013, 09:05:36 pm
BUMP !!!

Oh.My.God

October 17, 2012
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Havoco on March 18, 2013, 04:46:40 am
This has now turned into the free zlisch thread, carry on.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Macropus on March 18, 2013, 07:13:07 am
Oh fuuuuuck, I always thought "Goat" means "God", until I found out it's actually "Goat".  :o
Now even Zlisch's avatar makes sense!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: IR_Kuoin on March 18, 2013, 09:36:01 am
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Miwiw on March 18, 2013, 01:32:17 pm
Oh Zlisch, you cannot do car theft in Nigeria!!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Carthan on April 29, 2013, 04:58:19 am
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: korppis on April 30, 2013, 09:24:38 pm
Goats could make all the voices in M&B2. Also would be awesome to have these guys on TS.

Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on April 30, 2013, 10:22:21 pm
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Title: Re: Goats
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 01, 2013, 01:21:55 am
Quote from: pepejul on October 17, 2012, 05:44:27 pm
THIS IS NOT EXPOSED GENITALIA OR SEXUAL EXPLICIT PICTURES ! THIS IS ART ! PLEASE DON'T MUTE ME FOR THAT...

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Herculanum : The Greeks begin worshipping Pan, the goat-legged satyr who represents fields, pastures, and fertility (he is also, less metal-y perhaps, the god of theater criticism). He is revered for his sexual prowess, teaches shepherds the art of masturbation, and fucks anything that moves. A famous statue from Herculaneum shows the great god fornicating with a goat.


I used to chase my ex around doing the goat boy skit, man that pissed her off lol.
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: BlindGuy on May 01, 2013, 01:44:47 am
Quote from: Miwiw99 on September 10, 2012, 11:33:54 pm
Does goat poop count?

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I grew up in the proper country country, and yeah plenty stuff like goats and chickens and cows etc all these things, and once my neighbor had his cousin visiting and we convinced him a goat poop was a chocolate drop and he eat it! So gross still that, happend 20 years ago :D



But yeah seriously if goats where not meant for nommin on, why they taste so fuckin good?
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Utrakil on May 01, 2013, 02:02:48 am
I got some ninja goats for you
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: pepejul on May 01, 2013, 11:11:40 am
fake
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: IR_Kuoin on February 20, 2014, 12:33:48 am
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Necro bump for goats!
Title: Re: Goats
Post by: Sniger on February 21, 2014, 03:18:35 am
BEHOLD! GOAT(SIE)!

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