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Title: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 26, 2012, 09:49:07 pm
You're living in America. You're playing crpg. You're a fat loser. How fat are you? Because I don't know how to quantify loser yet.

I could stand to lose up to 20lbs myself. That's after dropping the 40-50 extra I put on during college. Those were some dark times.

This link might be helpful for people:  Height to Weight Ratio Chart (http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height_weight.shtml).
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: MrShine on August 26, 2012, 09:51:40 pm
I don't think the poll will get you good results, 50-100 should be the minimum, then 101-150, 151-200, and 250+ lbs overweight.

I'm in the 151-200 lb overweight category myself

Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 26, 2012, 09:53:11 pm
I guess we'll just have to assume if you're more than 50lbs over you might as well be 200lbs over, etc.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 26, 2012, 09:57:14 pm
I'm a 500 lb 40 year-old chinese man living in my mother's basement.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Taser on August 26, 2012, 09:59:01 pm
Inb4 balton.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Para on August 26, 2012, 09:59:17 pm
I'm 6' and 115 lbs, 182cm and 52kg for you non americans. Suck on my bones!
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: wanteds on August 26, 2012, 10:00:08 pm
I'm a 500 lb 40 year-old chinese man living in my mother's basement.

Your avatar already gave you away being Chinese. 
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 26, 2012, 10:01:22 pm
I'm actually not overweight...

Fatties.


I'm a 210lb 5'6" balding middle aged Caucasian fat man living in his mother's basement.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Smoothrich on August 26, 2012, 10:03:47 pm
I'm 6' and 115 lbs, 182cm and 52kg for you non americans. Suck on my bones!

Sup dudes, ready to play some crpg?

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Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 26, 2012, 10:08:00 pm
I'm pretty sure being overweight is better than being underweight. Can I get a amirite? Is this thing on? Where my fatties at? We can lose the weight. They can't add it. At least not without having a heart attack. FATTIES RULE! SKINNIES DROOL! Who's with me. Let's get this revolution started. Virtual rEvol, no marching.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 26, 2012, 10:09:40 pm
Updated options, Shine was right it became apparent quickly. Hope you can update previous votes if you have to.

Yeah you can cause I just reset this shit.

GET IT ON

AGAIN
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Bobthehero on August 26, 2012, 10:12:41 pm
169 lbs of Canadian fat.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Teeth on August 27, 2012, 12:33:24 am
Why does clicking view results never work? Had to vote as a non american150-200, blame the view results button. This is an excellent poll, all the options make sense!
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Havoco on August 27, 2012, 01:07:38 am
Is this poll asking total weight or overweight? Eh whatever, looks like u mean overweight by the choices.

Nvm
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Teeth on August 27, 2012, 01:12:48 am
Is this poll asking total weight or overweight? Eh whatever, looks like u mean overweight by the choices.

Nvm
Oh, now it all makes sense. How do you know where overweight starts?
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: DerFurst on August 27, 2012, 01:37:08 am
5'9'' 160 pounds 10% bodyfat. I'm one fat sob. (not 160 pounds overweight, otherwise I would be fat)
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 27, 2012, 01:56:09 am
Why does clicking view results never work? Had to vote as a non american150-200, blame the view results button. This is an excellent poll, all the options make sense!

Woops, I must have ticked the option to only allow seeing results if you voted. I'm bad at polls. Or maybe I want EU to live in ignorance of just how tubby we are, mathematically. It would be weird if there were people weighing between 1-10 pounds playing crpg. Younger community than I already assumed.

It's not an exact science, but you can sorta figure where you should be based on your height and body build, there's general charts and stats and whatnot on the vast internet sea having to do with the matter.

-edit-
I just checked actually and I don't have that option ticked, people should be able to see the results freely. The system is broken. Let's burn this mother down.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Malaclypse on August 27, 2012, 01:56:25 am
This link might be helpful for people:  Height to Weight Ratio Chart (http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height_weight.shtml).

I'm about 15 pounds over "High" weight for my height.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Mightyone on August 27, 2012, 02:15:36 am
1.98 140 kilos atm,i did some heavy bulking the last months..
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Bobthehero on August 27, 2012, 02:25:50 am
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Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: isatis on August 27, 2012, 02:34:49 am
oh shit

I'm underweight!!!

OMG

(6'3 155lbs euh pounds so about 70 kg for metric people)

so minus 2 on my ''low'' target but  minus 24 on my healthy target...

Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dach on August 27, 2012, 05:29:37 am
I'm underweight, deal with it  8-)
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Blackzilla on August 27, 2012, 05:35:22 am
I'm an idiot I voted my weight range which is 151-200. Im 6'2 and 165 LBs, so I'm under weight, for football anyways.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 27, 2012, 05:52:16 am
One thing's for sure, no normal people. Either a fat fuck or a skinny freak. We should all drink the kool aid.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Cyclopsided on August 27, 2012, 06:28:28 am
Apparently Derfurst, balton and I are flexing our abs while we play the game. (and para is flexing his bones)

Balton taught me that the best way to manual block is to use two wii-motes programmed for M&B. You see, curling my left arm is how I do an attack, and curling my right arm is blocking. The direction pad of the wiimote is how I choose which direction I'm using to attack/block fyi.
(click to show/hide)
To jump in game I have to do a plyometric onto my desk.
Thanks to this and also deadlifting my slain enemies like they are air, M&B sure is a work out.

I selected 200+ because there is no option for sickcunts.

Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: HardRice on August 27, 2012, 06:37:04 am
I'm a 210lb 5'6" balding middle aged Caucasian fat man living in his mother's basement.

10/10 would bang.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: isatis on August 27, 2012, 03:16:06 pm
Apparently Derfurst, balton and I are flexing our abs while we play the game. (and para is flexing his bones)

Balton taught me that the best way to manual block is to use two wii-motes programmed for M&B. You see, curling my left arm is how I do an attack, and curling my right arm is blocking. The direction pad of the wiimote is how I choose which direction I'm using to attack/block fyi.
(click to show/hide)
To jump in game I have to do a plyometric onto my desk.
Thanks to this and also deadlifting my slain enemies like they are air, M&B sure is a work out.

I selected 200+ because there is no option for sickcunts.

would have +1
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: zagibu on August 27, 2012, 08:21:18 pm
You are fat when you can't see your own dick anymore (and are male).
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: BlackMilk on August 27, 2012, 10:24:02 pm
or you're asian
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 28, 2012, 03:58:12 pm
That chart is BS :(
 
I am 191 cm, and about 85 kg. According to that chart i need to lose 5 kg O_O.
I have NEVER been called fat in my life!
 
Here is a simple way calculate your perfect weight: take your height in CM, and subtract 100. That would be your perfect weight. Considering you do SOME physical activities. Thats for men obviously.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: isatis on August 28, 2012, 04:18:06 pm
who would call someone of 191cm and 85kg who does some physic activity a fatty?

I mean people have brain basic conservation instinct sometime!
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 28, 2012, 10:35:28 pm
That chart is BS :(
 
I am 191 cm, and about 85 kg. According to that chart i need to lose 5 kg O_O.
I have NEVER been called fat in my life!
 
Here is a simple way calculate your perfect weight: take your height in CM, and subtract 100. That would be your perfect weight. Considering you do SOME physical activities. Thats for men obviously.

SCIENCE
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: zagibu on August 28, 2012, 11:28:36 pm
height/weight ratios only work on extremes. Otherwise most athletes would be overweight.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Cyclopsided on August 29, 2012, 01:51:52 am
height/weight ratios only work on extremes. Otherwise most athletes would be overweight.
Height weight ratios are pointless, stuff like BMI are fundamentally flawed systems. Arnold Schwarzanzaedgngerneger at competition was 6'1 230 lbs. He would be considered very overweight on BMI but obviously was not, as he was at 6% body fat. And the only reason he could do that is because he was on very well dosed steroids.

The way you go about measuring accurately is lean body mass and BODYFAT PERCENTAGE. Men ideally should be 8 to 15% BF (over or less is unhealthy. 8% is fucking cut. at 12% abs start to become visible, 15% they are not visible).
If you are a man over 15% body fat and not doing a serious bulk with such an intention to cut later, you should be cutting to  sub 15%. If you have less than 8% BF you are: A) Starving and your body eats it's muscle for nutrition, B) on steroids to maintain muscle mass without your body eating them, C) A genetic freak who should start bulking and doin dem dere sports

If you have no idea what I am talking about but think you are 8% or less BF you are either: A) Wrong and an idiot, B) on dat dere celltech
there are no women on this board so their numbers don't matter.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Taser on August 29, 2012, 07:21:03 am
(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

Also marathon are you aware?
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Dooz on August 29, 2012, 08:47:14 am
"These are jokes, so open your ears. Laughter is the cure for all your fears."

That must make you Dr. Taser. I don't have insurance.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Darkkarma on August 29, 2012, 09:18:21 am
I need to lose a good 20 myself. The new dorms im living at have a awesome gym facility that ive been using frequently since its opened. Ive also been following a high protein diet with a balanced amount of carbs and everything else your body needs.. My physique is already coming back! Feels good man.

For anyone who likes doing daily diet logs, id suggest crono meter. Its a great way to archive foods and their nutritional facts to let you know you are doing on a  daily basis.
 

Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Cyclopsided on August 29, 2012, 09:30:16 am
You must be aware in these days and age.
The mind must have a proper body to go with it, or your mind is feeble and weak like your body.

*it was my first day on campus at UNLV at their AMAZING gym, I spent two hour doing laps in a pool until my left lag cramped violently. Good day.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 10, 2012, 10:23:50 pm
Oh shit...clicked 200+ lbs...thinking that was how much I weighed...not how much overweight I am...skewed results!

I'm 6'3" according to that bullshit linked in the first post (and I've seen similar shit online) the target weight for me is 179 lbs.  At 190 lbs I look like a holocaust victim.  At 180 I would look like I'm dying.

Around 215-220 (if I'm working out) and I'd say I look like about the right weight...but I can still be considered "skinny" in some areas (in a suit I still look underweight).

I'm just at 225-230lbs now and have a little gut on me, and I'd say I'm maybe 10-15 lbs overweight.  That shit they spew about height/weight and body mass are the reason why you see so many women with body issues these days. 

The pictures of guys are hard to see because of baggy clothes, but you can kind of use this to get a better idea of height/weight proportions

http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.html
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Kafein on September 11, 2012, 07:47:24 pm
Fun fact : physicists around the world hate non-MKS units.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 12, 2012, 11:33:51 pm
I'm sure they do, but when the rest of my country uses non MKS you're forced to use it.
Title: Re: (NA) How overweight are you?
Post by: Christo on September 12, 2012, 11:36:43 pm
Fun fact : physicists around the world hate non-MKS units.

Not just physicists.