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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 17, 2012, 03:06:32 pm

Title: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 17, 2012, 03:06:32 pm
Creatures of the sea! I AQUA MAN CALL UPON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

To something something blah blah blah.

Our most nameless of peasants has been mauled savagely by those who would bowl.

More mercs are need for both sides!

So sign up and have a bit of fun, that's an order fish face!
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: HardRice on August 17, 2012, 03:30:11 pm
Creatures of the sea! I AQUA MAN CALL UPON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

To something something blah blah blah.

Our most nameless of peasants has been mauled savagely by those who would bowl.

More mercs are need for both sides!

So sign up and have a bit of fun, that's an order fish face!

THERE IS NO FUN IN... WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4195 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4195)
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 17, 2012, 03:36:07 pm
Applied.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Beat on August 17, 2012, 06:21:36 pm
I'm happy to help defend against bandits and have a fun battle in the process.  I believe he has gear for every class except cavalry, so we need archers and crossbowmen to sign up.  Hate to see those nice ranged weapons go unused.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Beat on August 17, 2012, 10:19:34 pm
Thanks to everyone who showed up, we couldn't have won without you!  MVP goes to Lord_Ophios who came out of nowhere with a 7/2 K/D.

Let this be a lesson to those who consider attacking anyone under the banner of the Free Peasants of Fisdnar!
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 17, 2012, 10:47:39 pm
Thanks to everyone who showed up, we couldn't have won without you!  MVP goes to Lord_Ophios who came out of nowhere with a 7/2 K/D.

Let this be a lesson to those who consider attacking anyone under the banner of the Free Peasants of Fisdnar!

FIDLGB may attack another FPF army if it's a worthy target. No ill will against you guys, we just want some battles before the upcoming wipe.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Beat on August 17, 2012, 11:08:13 pm
I understand that, I want more battles before the wipe too.  No hard feelings here, it's just a game.  But we will not make it easy for you.   :twisted:
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 17, 2012, 11:19:46 pm
I understand that, I want more battles before the wipe too.  No hard feelings here, it's just a game.  But we will not make it easy for you.   :twisted:

I'm glad to hear this. We would have had if you it were not for those reinforcements you guys brought in, haha.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: HardRice on August 18, 2012, 01:09:16 pm
I'm glad to hear this. We would have had if you it were not for those reinforcements you guys brought in, haha.

Would've done better if BRD gave a shit.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 22, 2012, 07:27:11 pm
So... I was going to attack, then changed my mind and tried to call my men back.... they attacked anyways. See you FPF guys tomorrow (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4273).
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Turkhammer on August 22, 2012, 07:48:30 pm
So... I was going to attack, then changed my mind and tried to call my men back.... they attacked anyways. See you FPF guys tomorrow (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4273).

That's how most wars get started. :D  See you tomorrow.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 23, 2012, 12:05:24 am
Sneaky, sneaky peasants.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 23, 2012, 12:22:55 am
Death to the bastards! DEATH TO THEM ALL!

THE DUDE DOES NOT ABIDE DUDE!
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 23, 2012, 12:29:10 am
Death to the bastards! DEATH TO THEM ALL!

THE DUDE DOES NOT ABIDE DUDE!

The Dude Abides.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Beat on August 23, 2012, 01:43:58 am
I'm sure by now you see how much this is going to cost you.  You, like many before you underestimate the Free Peasants.  Our strength lies not in our numbers, but our logistics, organization, cooperation, attentiveness, and sheer determination. 

Maybe next Strat it would be wise to be our allies.  In fact, I would welcome it, you seem like a fun loving bunch.  And just maybe we will be around to deliver last minute reinforcements to one of your armies in the field.   8-)

Looking forward to the mid day blood/XP bath tomorrow.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 23, 2012, 02:01:35 am
I'm sure by now you see how much this is going to cost you.  You, like many before you underestimate the Free Peasants.  Our strength lies not in our numbers, but our logistics, organization, cooperation, attentiveness, and sheer determination. 

Maybe next Strat it would be wise to be our allies.  In fact, I would welcome it, you seem like a fun loving bunch.  And just maybe we will be around to deliver last minute reinforcements to one of your armies in the field.   8-)

Looking forward to the mid day blood/XP bath tomorrow.

I look forward to the XP tomorrow. I won't speak of new Strat alliances just yet, as we still have some time to slaughter.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: mandible/splinteryourjaw on August 23, 2012, 02:43:30 pm
Free Peasants never fear "suga momma" always lurks in the shadows.

To the Lords of Vezin; uncloth your women and send them to the edge of town.  After much scrutiny (and sampling) of their fine wares war might be avoided.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 23, 2012, 05:32:22 pm
To the Lords of Vezin; uncloth your women and send them to the edge of town.  After much scrutiny (and sampling) of their fine wares war might be avoided.

I didn't even take a chance to view the women of Vezin before I took all the gold and bailed.
Title: Re: A peasant assaulted!
Post by: mandible/splinteryourjaw on August 23, 2012, 11:58:34 pm
I thought so :mrgreen: 

But don't worry about the women; FUUUGGGLLLYYYY!!!  I accidently bought a goat a drink at the watering hole before I realized that grunt wasn't just an accent.