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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 11, 2012, 04:18:04 am

Title: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 11, 2012, 04:18:04 am
For too long have I sat idle and watch from the sidelines as inferior men take to battle and gain glory.

For too long has my court wizard toiled, lifeless, sad, depressed at the thought of his nightfire turning into a watery soup in the keeps basement.

For too long have I let liquor ruin my oldest friend and rob him of his senses!

For too long have my merchant brothers stared across the plains.

For too long has the council sat quiet, and blasted through bowl after bowl with our hasheesh until we were baked out of our skulls and queried, "is their nothing more?"

For too long have I sat, and watched as the weak "secure" their borders against war, and watch, aimless as their empire turns to dust.

For too long have I suffered the mere existence of KUTT.

I WILL SUFFER IT NO MORE!

My army marches south, my wizard is angry, my horsemen wake from long slumber and rise from hearth to sounds of angry shouts. My spear wall assembles, my archers nock arrows, their eyes keen, their hearing sharp. My engineers plot in the darkness of tunnels deep.

From the morning gloom comes 5000 pounds of German steel.

Prepare, prepare.

I'm coming.

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Also cumming :p

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FPF vs KUTT

Battle TBH, should be in the next couple days we hope.

1100 FPF vs 1800 KUTT

The FPF army comes in at a cost of 783122.45 gold... lets all get some MOTHER FUCK X MOTHER FUCKING P!

Also I'm looking for Cav to come ride with me on my 220 +3 mamalukes ;) Full gothic plate provided for all!
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Earthdforce on August 11, 2012, 07:47:05 am
STOP SPAMMING THIS IN IRC! I'll be there for sure though
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 11, 2012, 03:01:35 pm
Man, like no response, like :(

Anyway, if you are cav and your reading this... KEEP EYES ON THIS SPACE BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BATTLE OF THE SEASON!
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on August 11, 2012, 03:11:01 pm
A real battle with cav? Oh god, I be there.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: yashichi on August 11, 2012, 05:17:25 pm
Frank, you have spilled the baked beans.

Now I shall have to raid another zombie infested town for more.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 11, 2012, 11:11:30 pm
Oh don't talk to me about beans! DAMN BEANS!

But yes, spread the word (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYQiZxyw0I) wide and far!
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: falcore on August 11, 2012, 11:17:36 pm
Yes
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Knute on August 11, 2012, 11:33:46 pm
Whoa, whoa...wizards? Heavy things crashing into each other? Millions of xp?

It's basically going to be this:

Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Kirbies on August 13, 2012, 01:40:11 am
I like to play bowling with fat horses.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Kelugarn on August 14, 2012, 08:25:31 am
If you enjoy thug life, cav supremacy, fun, and/or riding big, strong, exotic horses then apply for the mighty Fisdnarian Peasants' Freedom army!
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 14, 2012, 08:43:08 am
If you can film it please do :D
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Tanken on August 15, 2012, 03:28:49 am
Pikes vs. Heavy Horses.


Should be a good time.


NOW LET ME OFF OF FUCKING WORK ASSMOLES.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 15, 2012, 05:44:41 am
776k exp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Earthdforce on August 15, 2012, 05:46:58 am
Have some pictures!

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Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Malaclypse on August 15, 2012, 05:49:33 am
Forking fun battle guys, mad exp, no having to worry about spawn caps. That first full heavy cav charge was horrifying hahaha.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: HardRice on August 15, 2012, 06:11:09 am
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Fucking dapper.
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Post by: BaleOhay on August 15, 2012, 06:24:35 am
kutt.. likely the worst clan to use horses against. haha
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Tanken on August 15, 2012, 06:32:16 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on August 15, 2012, 06:24:35 am
kutt.. likely the worst clan to use horses against. haha

This is going in my signature. Haha.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 15, 2012, 08:43:31 am
Yeah sorry for the lazy leadership guys :D I should have been a bit more tactical but I kind of just felt like yelling "CHARGE!!!!" a whole bunch teehee
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Knute on August 15, 2012, 10:29:05 am
KUTT vs Free Peasants of Fisdnar

The peasant army formed up behind a hill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU)

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Our cavalry charged!

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We formed up for a second charge while our infantry moved closer.

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Wardan of Crafty, our secret weapon.

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Most of the fighting took place near KUTT's spawn.

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We brought out the catapults.

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Nooooo!

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We fell back to our spawn for a last stand, much Mountain Dew was spilt here.

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After the battle, KUTT took home one of Frank's enormous balls as a trophy. 

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Good battle all.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: HardRice on August 15, 2012, 10:34:24 am
Quote from: Knute on August 15, 2012, 10:29:05 am
KUTT vs Free Peasants of Fisdnar

The peasant army formed up behind a hill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU)

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Our cavalry charged!

(click to show/hide)
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We formed up for a second charge while our infantry moved closer.

(click to show/hide)
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Wardan of Crafty, our secret weapon.

(click to show/hide)

Most of the fighting took place near KUTT's spawn.

(click to show/hide)
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We brought out the catapults.

(click to show/hide)
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Nooooo!

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We fell back to our spawn for a last stand, much Mountain Dew was spilt here.

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After the battle, KUTT took home one of Frank's enormous balls as a trophy. 

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Good battle all.

Holy shit.

Nice.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 15, 2012, 11:06:23 am
Hummm do the video with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU...

Ah fuck it, I'll just do 2. I know which one is going to be slow motion :D

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You know what... Strat needs a commanders position. You don't take part in the battle but you hover above your own players in spec. So you can only click on your own guys. Making a video would still be hard because you wouldn't be able to fly all over the place but it would sure as heck beat what I've got atm :D
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Zerran on August 15, 2012, 01:07:11 pm
I found that ball!   :lol:

Just saw it floating in the air, and decided the only reasonable course of action was to stab it.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Blackzilla on August 15, 2012, 11:37:50 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 15, 2012, 11:06:23 am
Hummm do the video with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU...

Ah fuck it, I'll just do 2. I know which one is going to be slow motion :D

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You know what... Strat needs a commanders position. You don't take part in the battle but you hover above your own players in spec. So you can only click on your own guys. Making a video would still be hard because you wouldn't be able to fly all over the place but it would sure as heck beat what I've got atm :D

Don't edit out the part were I killed you on horseback!
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Ethgar on August 16, 2012, 12:56:41 am
I took video of a majority of the battle.   Of course from my perspective, so don't make too much fun of my crappy playing.    :lol:

Anyhow, right now it's broke up into 4 different files as I had to stop and start the recording process to get a majority of it.    Give me a bit of time, and I'll try to get it to Tanken to get in here. 
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Dach on August 16, 2012, 04:50:19 am
Thank for the battle, greatest fucking chaosish engineer experience I've ever had...  :D

Our brave 3 engineers managed to build 2 large siege tower while dodging heavy cav left and right!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 16, 2012, 09:18:54 am
Changed my mind about the song I'm using.

Tis now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQrQjNNZCAo
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Braeden on August 16, 2012, 04:27:40 pm
Should be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak&feature=player_detailpage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak&feature=player_detailpage)
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 18, 2012, 11:36:49 am
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Equal on August 18, 2012, 07:32:31 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 18, 2012, 11:36:49 am
http://youtu.be/tPKd_jyifms

You make playing in 300 ping look fun  :D
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: Blackzilla on August 18, 2012, 08:25:42 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 18, 2012, 11:36:49 am
http://youtu.be/tPKd_jyifms
I am proud to say that I killed Frank at a 1:20.
Title: Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
Post by: HardRice on August 19, 2012, 02:32:16 am
Quote from: DoD_Blackzilla on August 18, 2012, 08:25:42 pm
I am proud to say that I killed Frank at a 1:20.

Killed an aussie on an NA server?

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