Thought it was about time we had one of these. Simply pick up where the previous poster left off. Because I'm feeling bored, I will follow along, contribute, and edit in the story in the first post as it progresses. Almost anything goes, as long as it makes (some) sense. The story takes place in the stereotypical middle ages, in a parallel reality that doesn't encounter the bubonic plague.
Edward was a lucky man at arms, for today he would die for his lord. Which in retrospect doesn't seem that lucky, really.
As he sauntered to the slit trench to make his daily deposit, the smell of disease was a tantalizing tingle in his throat as the things that lived there writhed in pleasure. He barely had his pants pulled back up when he heard the noise of a trumpet and the sound of a thousand cavalrymen charging across an open plain.
Edward was a lucky man at arms, for today he would die for his lord.