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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Michael on August 03, 2012, 08:09:02 pm

Title: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Michael on August 03, 2012, 08:09:02 pm
I want you to know I am most concerned.

My 'gear':
crap internet connection
crap computer
'armor': woolen cap, red gambeson, leather boots
'weapon': standard shitty the stab bounces the right swing glances the overhead attack fails to connect shashka and board sure dude right on I ll break in three hits for ya ah hold on just hit the guy behind me right through me I never liked that fucker anyway so what would be my motivation to protect him ah 'shield'

I had an almost five months break from Warband, I dont cheat, I dont spam, I dont back-stab, I dont run with the mob to gank, I dont put my focus on the game, I smoke meth while playing, I even play WINDOWED, but I pwn crpg folks:

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A bit disturbing this lack of skill in this community.

What do you think, readers? What can be done to get a little bit of individual skill in our beloved arcade battles?

My guess, all this hiding in heavy armor and running with the mob (in crpg terms, sticking together or even called teamplay (lawl - nine guys going after one enemy to gank him, three get lanced, two get shot by crossbow, and the rest is killing themselves while the enemy with his 11 athletics is running in circles through their lines) isnt for free. The price is your individual skill. If you ever had any, of course!

Discuss!

Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Oberyn on August 03, 2012, 08:11:23 pm
Michael, stop talking about a "skill" that you posess only in negative amounts. You're embarassing yourself, as usual.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 03, 2012, 08:14:25 pm
Once again I think to myself: How do you not have a custom title yet?
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: LastKaze on August 03, 2012, 08:15:07 pm
e-peen level: Over 9000
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Mlekce on August 03, 2012, 08:17:11 pm
everyone who have 2 athl or more on eu5 is raping. So you killed few peasants with steel pick. Nice job,ur best.
Now can you tell us how cool you are in real life?
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: IR_Kuoin on August 03, 2012, 08:19:05 pm
.lol
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Christo on August 03, 2012, 08:23:53 pm
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on August 03, 2012, 08:14:25 pm
Once again I think to myself: How do you not have a custom title yet?

He's Michael.

More than enough if you ask me.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Rhekimos on August 03, 2012, 08:38:09 pm
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Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Tzar on August 03, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
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Post by: Spleen on August 03, 2012, 08:58:32 pm
okay, that history channel meme is new to me...

guess I learned something in this thread despite its purpose!
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Son Of Odin on August 03, 2012, 09:08:07 pm
Quote from: Tzar on August 03, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
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No that is supposed to go:

MICHAEL'S E-PEEN

ALIENS!
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Weewum on August 03, 2012, 09:10:46 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on August 03, 2012, 09:08:07 pm
No that is supposed to go:

MICHAEL'S E-PEEN

ALIENS!
+1'd for correct use of awesome meme.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Bjord on August 03, 2012, 09:47:07 pm
I have shit in my eyes, shit in my eyes.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Miwiw on August 03, 2012, 09:51:22 pm
Why did ppl -1 him? He's obv. the best.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Son Of Odin on August 03, 2012, 09:51:47 pm
A supernatural gif fit for this thread:

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Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: dodnet on August 03, 2012, 10:32:42 pm
Who is that incredible M. and where did he come from?
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Gnjus on August 03, 2012, 10:34:25 pm
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on August 03, 2012, 08:14:25 pm
Once again I think to myself: How do you not have a custom title yet?

Quote from: Christo on August 03, 2012, 08:23:53 pm
He's Michael.

More than enough if you ask me.

My thoughts exactly: his name is his custom title.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Sarpton on August 03, 2012, 10:38:23 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on August 03, 2012, 09:51:47 pm
A supernatural gif fit for this thread:

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I enjoy you use of supernatural gifs.  Enjoy a +1 from me to you.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Son Of Odin on August 03, 2012, 11:02:57 pm
Quote from: necron232 on August 03, 2012, 10:38:23 pm
I enjoy you use of supernatural gifs.  Enjoy a +1 from me to you.

I enjoy your use of +1's. Enjoy a +1 from me to you.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Stabby_Dave on August 04, 2012, 10:51:52 am
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Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Son Of Odin on August 04, 2012, 11:01:37 am
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Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on August 04, 2012, 11:04:41 am
I'm pwning na with an 800 ping and an elders trident due to my wooden router in africa
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on August 04, 2012, 11:11:23 am
What is this I don't even
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on August 04, 2012, 05:26:35 pm
Well, he's better than me.

I'll just remember the responses and reactions to this guy next time someone "quits" or "beats" cRPG.
Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Protemus on August 04, 2012, 06:12:31 pm
why are you doing this to me Micheal....WHY ?????

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Title: Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
Post by: Blade on August 04, 2012, 06:14:31 pm
I play in windowed mode....... :cry: