cRPG => Suggestions Corner => Realism Discussion => Topic started by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 31, 2012, 10:01:05 am
Title: The Katana
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 31, 2012, 10:01:05 am
It's underpowered and clearly superior to the long sword. It's been nerfed time and time again. It's a shadow of it's former self, more importantly it's a shadow of what it really is; The finest sword ever made.
After seeing this video it's inconceivable (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D58LpHBnvsI) after viewing this video that you could demand anything less than:
37 cut 24 thrust.
Just completely inconceivable! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D58LpHBnvsI)
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Bjord on July 31, 2012, 10:05:20 am
You already posted this once, fucking loser.
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Vibe on July 31, 2012, 10:07:25 am
not this thread again...
not this video.. again!!!
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Bjord on July 31, 2012, 10:08:53 am
...you again
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Vibe on July 31, 2012, 10:10:39 am
are you trying to say that I am not welcome in this thread
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Post by: Bjord on July 31, 2012, 10:17:47 am
...what if i am?
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Post by: Molly on July 31, 2012, 11:23:05 am
I like turtles too...
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Post by: Barracuda on July 31, 2012, 12:14:25 pm
Here's another accurate test. Conveniently, it can also be used to describe this thread. visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on July 31, 2012, 03:01:02 pm
Here's another accurate test. Conveniently, it can also be used to describe this thread. visitors can't see pics , please register or login
remove sushi from premises! ban all weaboos
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 31, 2012, 03:14:44 pm
Technically, you're probably right. BUT: as katanas were used by puny asians, they couldnt do anything with it except for making sushi while the european longsword was wielded by uber barbarian muscle berserks who didnt even need a sword to rip apart some asian katana swingers.
Thats why katana sucks.
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Post by: korppis on July 31, 2012, 03:33:24 pm
Katana sucks because the japanese came up with it. If europeans had invented it, it'd be treated a whole lot different.
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Post by: Ninja_Khorin on July 31, 2012, 03:35:55 pm
Hey, guys!
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Post by: Peasant_Woman on July 31, 2012, 03:48:40 pm
One day I'll go through and actually count how many threads there have been just about 'Buff/nerf katana' :lol:
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Post by: Ninja_Khorin on July 31, 2012, 03:50:07 pm
If you look at the realism board, 80% of the are from Frank :P
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 31, 2012, 05:38:39 pm
LOL this video again, go frank!
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Post by: Zerran on July 31, 2012, 09:30:57 pm
I don't know Frank, I think those numbers are a bit low.
Anything less than 50 cut, 35 pierce just isn't realistic.
And the range needs to be increased by at least 30 (Though I think 50 would be more realistic), to figure in for the wielder's Ki flowing out from the tip of the blade.
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Post by: zagibu on July 31, 2012, 11:09:41 pm
Don't forget katana block should block arrows and katana chamber should send them back to archer.
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Post by: Ninja_Khorin on July 31, 2012, 11:25:54 pm
Ninja, Please
Scene 1:
Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 01, 2012, 09:35:35 am
Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.
Sounds very much like this one ninja book I once read... lol
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Son Of Odin on August 01, 2012, 10:30:25 am
Oh it's this thread again....
2 fucking katana threads on the top... No wonder I never read Realism Discussion... visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: The Katana
Post by: Vibe on August 01, 2012, 10:32:44 am