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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 27, 2012, 09:00:52 pm

Title: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 27, 2012, 09:00:52 pm: Submit names! Please include the name you want to appear, and your state/province. Also, please include your favorite type of sandwich and a reason you believe you are the best.
By the way, until there are multiple people for one state, I'm just putting the first name I get up. If there is competition, I will hold a vote.
Please vote for only one person from each state.

'Murica
Alabama: TugBoat_BestInBama_KUTT
Alaska:
Arizona:
Arkansas:
California: Passion_Astralis
Colorado:
Connecticut:
Delaware:
Florida: Kellie
Georgia:
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois: Penitent_Turtler
Indiana: Kartoffel_Salat_of_Chaos
Iowa:
Kansas:
Kentucky:
Louisiana: SHC_Draggon
Maine:
Maryland:
Massachusetts: ~~Hospitaller_LastKaze_XX~~ vs. KillerofFlowers_Cross
Michigan:
Minnesota: Malaclypse_of_Chaos
Mississippi:
Missouri: Rustyspoon_ATS vs ~~Tanken_KUTT~~
Montana:
Nebraska:
Nevada:
New Hampshire:
New Jersey: DL_General_Chris_P_Bacon
New Mexico:
New York: San_of_Chaos vs ~~Renegade_Weewum~~
North Carolina:
North Dakota:
Ohio:
Oklahoma:
Oregon:
Pennsylvania:
Rhode Island:
South Carolina:
South Dakota:
Tennessee: Froto_the_Loc
Texas: Bigsandwich_of_Chaos vs ~~Fallen_Gawin~~
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia:
Washington:
West Virginia:
Wisconsin:
Wyoming:

Canada
Alberta: The_Duke_of_Disco_ATS
British Columbia: Bryggan
Manitoba:
New Brunswick:
Newfoundland & Labrador:
Northwest Territories:
Nova Scotia:
Nunavut:
Ontario: Kreczor_of_Chaos
Prince Edward Island:
Quebec: Occitan_Snipslot
Saskatchewan:
Yukon:
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Makers 2012 by State
Post by: TurmoilTom on July 27, 2012, 09:02:54 pm: I make my sandwiches with turkey, salami, mayo, gouda cheese, and occasionally ham.

TURMOILTOM BEST HOOSIER SANDWICH MAKER 2012
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Makers 2012 by State
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 09:06:34 pm: I don't think there is enough women crpg players to make a best sandwich makers by state thread.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Makers 2012 by State
Post by: Penitent on July 27, 2012, 09:15:44 pm: I am the best sandwich maker in Illinois.
I'M NOT A WOMAN SANDWICH MAKER I'M A SANDWICH-SMITH.

All sandwiches get a generous amount of toppings and sauces, as well as a mattress of meat^©.

Not a sheet of meat...that's too thin. Not a heap of meat...that just makes the whole sandwich unbalanced and awkward. It has to be a mattress of meat^©.

Give me your address I'll mail you one in an unassuming brown paper bag. You pay postage.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 27, 2012, 09:21:35 pm: What state, Tom?
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Miracle on July 27, 2012, 09:26:23 pm: Indiana...I nominate Salad for Indiana though.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on July 27, 2012, 09:28:18 pm: Hmmm I do fit the part sandwhich maker :3
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 09:29:59 pm: Quote from: Miracle on July 27, 2012, 09:26:23 pm
Indiana...I nominate Salad for Indiana though.

Salads cant make sandwichs, thats just silly.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on July 27, 2012, 09:33:05 pm: Quote from: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 09:29:59 pm
Salads cant make sandwichs, thats just silly.

Racist! :P
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: dynamike on July 27, 2012, 09:41:05 pm: Texas: BIGSANDWICH

Obviously!
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: HoC_Shrimp on July 27, 2012, 09:42:48 pm: I vote salat for indiana
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: TurmoilTom on July 27, 2012, 09:43:56 pm: Quote from: dynamike on July 27, 2012, 09:41:05 pm
Texas: BIGSANDWICH

Obviously!

Just because he's a sandwich doesn't mean he can make the best sandwiches... Unless he procreates with other sandwiches... Hm...
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: San on July 27, 2012, 09:59:21 pm: I make best sandwich.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Penitent on July 27, 2012, 10:06:14 pm: AH! You changed the title to "sandwich smith"! I knew I should have copywritten that one as well. Curses! :mad:
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Elindor on July 27, 2012, 10:07:18 pm: (click to show/hide)
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Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: TugBoat on July 27, 2012, 10:27:50 pm: Alamaba here. Honey wheat bread. Turkey. Gruyere imported cheese. Mayo, some spicey brown mustard. Put that shit in a panini cooker. In a few minutes you'll have sandwich perfection. Add some boar's head hickory smoked thick sliced bacon to that shit if you don't give a fuck about having a heart attack.

IF ANYONE, ESPECIALLY THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIFE, THINKS THEY CAN MAKE A BETTER SANDWICH THAN ME, I WILL MEET THEM IN THE SANDWICH COOK OFF SERVER
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Havoco on July 27, 2012, 11:58:44 pm: Kellie for Florida.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Malaclypse on July 28, 2012, 12:06:01 am: Turkey bacon avocado melt master in Minnesota. I nominate myself. Bring it on, Beeper!
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 28, 2012, 12:17:47 am: All I can muster right now is a simple toasted PB&J sammich. Not the mightiest but damn it, it's not summer without it.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: TugBoat on July 28, 2012, 12:24:58 am: LOL LETS NOMINATE ALL THE WOMEN FOR BEST SANDWICH SMITHS. GET IT? BECAUSE WOMEN MAKE SANDWICHES. SO FUNNY AMIRIGHT GUYS?
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 28, 2012, 12:45:11 am: I'm pretty sure Big_Sandwich_of_Chaos needs to be on here, or whatever be his name. If he does not make good Sandwiches, then my image of him is shattered!
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 28, 2012, 01:09:23 am: Quote from: Tears of Destiny on July 28, 2012, 12:45:11 am
I'm pretty sure Big_Sandwich_of_Chaos needs to be on here, or whatever be his name. If he does not make good Sandwiches, then my image of him is shattered!
He is, I just put him down as Bigsandwich.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: rustyspoon on July 28, 2012, 01:19:09 am: I'm the best god-damned sandwich maker in Missouri. My Grilled Cheese is legendary.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Makers 2012 by State
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 28, 2012, 05:38:02 am: Quote from: oprah_winfrey on July 27, 2012, 09:06:34 pm
I don't think there is enough women crpg players to make a best sandwich makers by state thread.

oh sexist snap!
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Bryggan on July 28, 2012, 05:44:07 am: I make the best sandwich in NA (my name even sounds like a type of cheese), but I'm not in some state. Change your post to Best American etc etc, or add the 'state/province', you nationalist swine.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State
Post by: Havoco on July 28, 2012, 05:55:59 am: Quote from: TugBoat on July 28, 2012, 12:24:58 am
LOL LETS NOMINATE ALL THE WOMEN FOR BEST SANDWICH SMITHS. GET IT? BECAUSE WOMEN MAKE SANDWICHES. SO FUNNY AMIRIGHT GUYS?
Whoa the tugboat must've had to haul a garbage barge again.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 28, 2012, 07:25:33 am: Canadian Provinces added, please include your province in your application
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on July 28, 2012, 08:42:06 am: Peanut butter and jelly.
Lots of peanut butter and jelly.

So, that means I take Tennessee with no competition.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 28, 2012, 06:34:28 pm: Sure! What color do you want, Froto?
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Tanken on July 28, 2012, 08:16:56 pm: I challenge RustySpoons to a Sandwich Make-Off Challenge for Missouri.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: rustyspoon on July 28, 2012, 09:40:29 pm: Quote from: Tank Burner on July 28, 2012, 08:16:56 pm
I challenge RustySpoons to a Sandwich Make-Off Challenge for Missouri.

Shit son, I hope you know what you're getting into. Last time someone saw me spread mustard on a sandwich they went blind.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Draggon on July 28, 2012, 10:08:20 pm: Man, you have not lived until you've had one of my ungodly sloppy delicious roast beef sammiches...

First, the beef is crock-potted to heavenly roast perfection, and then seared in the oven...
Meanwhile, the brown gravy is stirred and brewed to thick, juicy, runny-ness delight.
Slice off some hefty beef slabs n' lay 'em ceremoniously upon a bed of fresh, lightly toasted deli baguette bread (toasted on the outside, soft on the inside!)
Layered on top of that is some luscious green lettuce with juicy ripe tomato slices, and a few dill pickle slices.
Make sure the top and bottom halves of bread are slathered well with kraft peppercorn + olive oil mayo...
Then drench the whole insides with generous and copious amounts of scrumptious brown gravy.

Pick this monstrous creation of glory and beauty up if you can, and enjoy all of it's yummy goodness while the juices run all the way down to your elbows and onto the floor!

Clean up the next day because you won't be able to do anything after you eat it.

Oh yeah, come down to Louisiana and gimme a call if you want one of those. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: dodnet on July 28, 2012, 11:02:43 pm: Now I'm hungry :D
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 29, 2012, 02:02:01 am: This is Killer of Flowers' vote. +1 this if you believe Killer of Flowers is the best sandwich maker in his state.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: robert_namo on July 29, 2012, 02:28:02 am: I go to subway and always get the girl to make mine...

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Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Bryggan on July 29, 2012, 04:03:59 am: This is for British Columbia:

Step 1: Drink 16 pints of beer at your favourite pub- preferably one with a few hotties kicking around.
Step 2: Stagger home, seeing as the hotties left after your 14th pint cuz you got so annoying.
Step 3: Find bread, dump whatever you have that's 'sandwich-ish' on it.
Step 4: Load lots and lots of cheese* on it then grill it.
Step 5: Pass out on the couch with globs of melted cheese on your shirt and a big grin on your face.

This is the absolute best sandwich ever! No matter what you happen to have in your fridge, as long as you don't skip step one you will truly believe that the sandwich is the best damn thing ever made in the history of everything.

*I prefer a mild Bryggan, but it's hard to find in stores.

PS. and thanks for considering the feelings of all five of us Canadians on this forum.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: LastKaze on July 29, 2012, 04:22:51 am: Made some bagel panini's the other day with roast beef and Swiss cheese, I was actually surprised how good it was.
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Kreczor on July 29, 2012, 05:56:30 am: Electing self for Ontario!

also snipslot for Quebec
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Gawin on July 29, 2012, 06:31:03 am: Asian sandwich. i simple put dog in there. TX!
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on July 29, 2012, 07:35:22 pm: Poll added woooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Weewum on July 29, 2012, 10:47:33 pm: I think I should be NY's best, I make Turkey Sandwiches with extra Crapikulu
Title: Re: Best NA Sandwich Smiths 2012 by State and Province
Post by: Stylin_ATS on July 29, 2012, 11:21:58 pm: Electing self for Alberta. Sandwich smithing is a way of life! I feel bad for people who wallow in the plain bread with ham and mustard abyss. Creating an enjoyable sandwich is as easy as getting some decent bread with character, and some more interesting fillings. Don't rely on pre cut meat for sandwiches either! Use that leftover roasted chicken with some lettuce and tomato, or that roast beef with some horseradish on a buttery toasted baguette. I feel I should be elected for Alberta as my love for the eternal sandwich burns bright. And a nice and simple sandwich for you:

This works great on anything, I had this on a ciabatta style baguette last, and boy was it good. Hopefully you like salami, if you don't, get the fuck out. Gypsy salami is my favourite, you can use wine, Hungarian, garlic, doesn't matter. Put a little mayo on one of the sides of bread, load on your salami of choice, and also add some turkey breast, some nice plain smoked turkey preferably, having a different texture in there apart from the salami is nice, and gives the sandwich some size. Next is the cheese, very important, the best choice (in my opinion) for this is some havarti, better yet jalapeño havarti. Now then, with the cheese over the turkey on one side and the salami chillin on the other side, put the shit on the grill, or under the broiler in the oven (face up obv) for a couple mins. Get that cheese melted all over and the salami looking extra greasy and delicious. The last step involves taking it out, and then adding some nice slices of tomato, and if you want, crack some black pepper on those bitches. Good tomato, not gross flavourless softball size tomatoes, a good ripe compari is best, something the size of a golf ball will almost always have way more flavour.

Anyway, best served with beer. Cheese can easily be substituted for cheddar or whatever else really. If you don't like mayo, try it anyway, mayo always goes well with tomato, I dunno if it cuts the acidity or something, but imagine a BLT with no mayo, no way.