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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm

Title: I have a problem...
Post by: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm
So I sprained my neck and back trying to suck my own... Knee. I really don"t want to miss any big Strat Battles but it is hard to play in the neck brace. Any ideas?
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Barracuda on July 19, 2012, 12:43:33 pm
Quote from: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm
So I sprained my neck and back trying to suck my own... Knee. I really don"t want to miss any big Strat Battles but it is hard to play in the neck brace. Any ideas?

You shouldn't try to suck your own knee if your body isn't equipped for it. I've heard that some massage parlors might fill such requests, if you pay them, but they can also kick you out for asking.
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:44:27 pm
Quote from: Barracuda on July 19, 2012, 12:43:33 pm
You shouldn't try to suck your own knee if your body isn't equipped for it. I've heard that some massage parlors might fill such requests, if you pay them, but they can also kick you out for asking.
Got an address? Perhaps a quote as well?
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: 3 Tears on July 19, 2012, 12:53:27 pm
If you want to suck your own....knee you should get rid of 2 ribs and then, like a Marilyn Manson, you will be able to suck your DICK knee. Fool.
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Lannistark on July 19, 2012, 01:00:42 pm
Fail attempt at trolling. Let's move on to the next thread.
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Joker86 on July 19, 2012, 01:02:37 pm
Quote from: 3 Tears on July 19, 2012, 12:53:27 pm
If you want to suck your own....knee you should get rid of 2 ribs and then, like a Marilyn Manson, you will be able to suck your DICK knee. Fool.

Only works if your knee is normal size. I fear Gomer's tiny knee needs at least three pairs of ribs more removed to finally be able to reach it. But I bet it's worth the effort, because the entire forum will agree that nobody sucks like Gomer...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: cmp on July 19, 2012, 01:04:05 pm
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Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Christo on July 19, 2012, 01:04:23 pm
Right where it belongs.
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 19, 2012, 01:45:07 pm
Quote from: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm
So I sprained my neck and back trying to suck my own... Knee. I really don"t want to miss any big Strat Battles but it is hard to play in the neck brace. Any ideas?

Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 19, 2012, 02:02:42 pm
Quote from: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm
Any ideas?
Don't try to suck your own knee?
Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: Largg on July 19, 2012, 02:43:37 pm
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Title: Re: I have a problem...
Post by: dynamike on July 19, 2012, 03:19:51 pm
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Quote from: Largg on July 19, 2012, 02:43:37 pm
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You two might be some of my new favorite people  :lol: