cRPG => Ban/Unban Requests => Closed Requests => Topic started by: OssumPawesome on July 14, 2012, 03:15:23 am
Title: Ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada
Post by: OssumPawesome on July 14, 2012, 03:15:23 am
This is an official ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada / blackrose_Baron_Geoff. I must warn you now that the actions of this individual were despicable and horribly offensive. The feint of heart should stop reading now and save themselves from the debauchery if they can.
At the time of these actions I was so overwhelmed with grief and disgust that I was unable to take a screenshot, but I will attempt to reconstruct the conversations as best I can. I will live through the agony of this immorality again for what is just and right - an immediate permanent ban for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada. The conversation went roughly as follows:
OssumPawesome_Astralis:I say! Quite a jolly good day in this NA crpg game - wouldn't you agree PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada? PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada:TODAY I WILL SUCK 10,000 DICKS. I WILL SUCK. 10,000. DICKS. OssumPawesome_Astralis:but. but jeff. surely such an act would be unhealthy - both for yourself and those unfortunate enough to witness it. I beg of you man. Don't do this. PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada:I WILL SUCK 10,000 DICKS IN FRONT OF SCHOOLCHILDREN. SUCKING DICK IS MY PASSION. AND I MUST SHOW MY PASSION TO THE WORLD. OssumPawesome_Astralis:Jeff! No! Not the children! Please reconsider jeff - this blasphemy! This is madness! PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada:madness? MADNESS? THIS IS CANADA!
PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada then proceeded to suck 10,000 smelly, uncircumcised, canadian penises. The children will be tainted forever. Though I am frankly in some horrible way impressed that one man can suck so much dick, the time for action is now. We cannot allow PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada to continue his immoral behavior in the NA crpg games - which do have some members who are children. Stop the madness. Stop the dicksucking. Ban PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada.
Title: Re: Ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada
Post by: Shadow207 on July 14, 2012, 03:30:36 am
2/10 would not read again
Title: Re: Ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada
Post by: Muki on July 14, 2012, 03:32:11 am
eehhh what server/date/time ill go check the logs
(click to show/hide)
What the fuck did I Read :?
Title: Re: Ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada
Post by: Lorden on July 14, 2012, 03:43:21 am
As Canadian victim #9753, I can say his lips were chaffed and bleeding, I caught the clap TWICE and he didn't even swallow.
2/10 would not face-rape again.
Title: Re: Ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada
Post by: genric on July 14, 2012, 05:23:55 am
Good christ I am glad my power fizzed and I didn't have to suffer that
Title: Re: Ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada
Post by: Shadowren on July 14, 2012, 12:29:54 pm
Title: Re: Ban request for PrimeMinister_Jeff_Of_Canada
Post by: Ganner on July 14, 2012, 02:25:51 pm
If this was a serious request it would have something worth banning for to begin with. As it stands this is just shitposting in the ban section. locking this thread, next time bring screenshots OF A VALID COMPLAINT.