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Title: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 01, 2012, 04:07:12 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S7jj7pBmy8&feature=related

Can someone tell me please?
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Molly on July 01, 2012, 04:37:46 pm
After watching 1 of the 4:21 minutes I have to admit that the question about the sword is rather reasonable.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on July 02, 2012, 07:04:43 pm
She wants some cold steel.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Anal Bleeding on July 02, 2012, 07:30:08 pm
she does porn too.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Loar Avel on July 02, 2012, 08:02:43 pm
Don't care about the sword, in fact, sword is good.


But why does she have a Bra?
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 11:55:00 pm
Quote from: Anal Bleeding on July 02, 2012, 07:30:08 pm
she does porn too.

Good. What's her name? 

Still don't understand the purpose of the sword but I guess the point everyone seems to be telling me is I shouldn't really care and just accept the fact that she is hot and has it.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 02, 2012, 11:58:35 pm
Kate Sambuca
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Lord_Panos on July 03, 2012, 12:06:18 am
I would love to "fight" her  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 12:07:46 am
"That's a mighty fine handshake you got there.. You wanna wrestle?"
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 03, 2012, 07:52:58 pm
Quote from: Murmillus_Prime on July 02, 2012, 07:04:43 pm
She wants some cold steel.

I have some hot steel  :oops:
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 03, 2012, 09:34:14 pm
Best Tourism add ever
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 09:57:37 pm
Quote from: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 03, 2012, 09:34:14 pm
Best Tourism add ever

So true. I want to go to Russia or whatever Eastern European country she is from now
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 03, 2012, 10:09:22 pm
Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 09:57:37 pm
So true. I want to go to Russia or whatever Eastern European country she is from now


Bubububububut ..THAT'S COMMI LAND! Derp.   

Tbh, maybe just maybe you might get a girl like her as a mail-order bride or something like that.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 10:20:32 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 03, 2012, 10:09:22 pm

Bubububububut ..THAT'S COMMI LAND! Derp.   

Tbh, maybe just maybe you might get a girl like her as a mail-order bride or something like that.
True. But even if i order her it's still good revenue for the motherland
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 03, 2012, 10:23:19 pm
Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 10:20:32 pm
True. But even if i order her it's still good revenue for the motherland

If you like asians you should find a thai massage parlor that offers happy ending with a chick with nice rack, ass and face (if you prefer that as well).
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: pepejul on July 03, 2012, 10:30:32 pm
real question is "what does this sword do there ?" (sorry my english is french)
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Tagora on July 03, 2012, 10:30:39 pm
Sword, what sword?  Oh. I wasn't looking up there.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:30:45 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 03, 2012, 10:23:19 pm
If you like asians you should find a thai massage parlor that offers happy ending with a chick with nice rack, ass and face (if you prefer that as well).

Asians are not really my thing... I like what Arnie Likes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbOrHL8ZB0E
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: Kafein on July 03, 2012, 11:36:35 pm
I find it most anticlimatic to hear fake orgasms looking at eastern europe landscape.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 03, 2012, 11:36:54 pm
Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:30:45 pm
Asians are not really my thing... I like what Arnie Likes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbOrHL8ZB0E

She's probably a 50y old wrinkled mature woman now. :l
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:58:07 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 03, 2012, 11:36:54 pm
She's probably a 50y old wrinkled mature woman now. :l

Now THAT is what I like!
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 04, 2012, 12:07:50 am
 :?
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:29:15 am
Quote from: Kafein on July 03, 2012, 11:36:35 pm
I find it most anticlimatic to hear fake orgasms looking at eastern europe landscape.

I did too. Until I heard the techno. Then I came.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:29:50 am
Quote from: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:29:15 am
I did too. Until I heard the techno. Then I came.

Buckets
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:31:03 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:29:50 am
Buckets

Squirt
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:33:58 am
Quote from: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:31:03 am
Squirt

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Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:35:59 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:33:58 am
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GG Squirt fans.

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Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:40:51 am
Err squirt queen cytheria something if i remember correct.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:46:20 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:40:51 am
Err squirt queen cytheria something if i remember correct.

This one's not old enough. I need like 55+
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:49:12 am
Quote from: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:46:20 am
This one's not old enough. I need like 55+

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Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:51:34 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:49:12 am
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All jokes aside I think the one on top (no pun intended) is (EDIT:)extremely attractive. But the question remains...

What's their squirt-game like?
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: LordBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:53:46 am
One on top would probably make a fountain.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 03:58:35 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 04, 2012, 03:53:46 am
One on top would probably make a fountain.

I could only hope
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: RandomDude on July 04, 2012, 01:12:14 pm
Why does she have a sword in the video? Because they couldnt get away with using a cock instead so she had to use a sword.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: pepejul on July 04, 2012, 01:47:15 pm
sword is for pple who cannot use cock..... mmmh intersting....just look at sword users and know.....  :rolleyes: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 02:09:38 pm
Quote from: RandomDude on July 04, 2012, 01:12:14 pm
Why does she have a sword in the video? Because they couldnt get away with using a cock instead so she had to use a sword.

She can use mine whenever she likes
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: HardRice on July 04, 2012, 02:37:09 pm
Quote from: spl00gedon on July 04, 2012, 02:09:38 pm
She can use mine whenever she likes
Only problem is her moonspeak. ONLY problem. Emphasis on ONLY.
Title: Re: Why does this chick have a sword?
Post by: spl00gedon on July 05, 2012, 06:04:55 am
Quote from: roflhefell on July 04, 2012, 02:37:09 pm
Only problem is her moonspeak. ONLY problem. Emphasis on ONLY.

But she's holding a sword so her sexy nerdiness cancels it out.