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Title: The great unslavening!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 29, 2012, 06:13:15 am
Rise peasants in furious anger!

The shackles are broken, the yoke thrown to the ground!

Now is the time to act! Now is the time to attack!

For to long now all have laboured under some kind of thing that is bad! AND I SAY NO MORE BAD THING! NO MORE!

We must cast the bad thing into the mud and take up the good thing! And in so doing free ourselves from bad thing, gaining good thing and then FREEDOM!

All those opposed to tyranny and evil should gather together to fight the bad thing! FIGHT IT REAL GOOD!

Gather 99 peasants, and find a champion among you! Your 100 men shall march to Dhirim and cause the good thing!

Crush the UIFs closed borders, burn the trade routes, kill everything that is slighty shinny!

DOWN WITH THE MAN, MAN!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OCpTU7GfEl8#t=536s

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If you wish to join what ever this is the rules are as follows;

Gather 100 troops, arm 99 of them with peasant gear and the final champion with what ever you wish.

With your mighty horde now assembled make your way to Dhirim and the surrounding area. Arys has already made his way there to burn and pillage the high lords and ladies of the UIF.

Okay so your there now, right? Good, get amongst it, burn everything! "oooo look a trade caravan" ATTACK IT! And now enjoy the good thing!
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: TurmoilTom on June 29, 2012, 06:28:49 am
All hail the good thing!
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Post by: Vovka on June 29, 2012, 07:43:02 am
All hail the good thing!
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 29, 2012, 07:54:22 am
For the good thing!
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Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on June 29, 2012, 04:31:35 pm
Haha cant wait to see the outcome of this
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Post by: engurrand on June 29, 2012, 04:43:29 pm
All hail the good thing!
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: okiN on June 29, 2012, 04:50:53 pm
Haha cant wait to see the outcome of this

I don't expect much, but it'd be funny if a few actually turned up.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 29, 2012, 09:24:16 pm
I don't expect much, but it'd be funny if a few actually turned up.


You doubt the power of peasants?!
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: LordBerenger on June 29, 2012, 10:19:01 pm
William Wallace will lead em?
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 30, 2012, 01:06:57 am
THE PEASANTS DEMAND TO GET HIGH!!! Ayn Assuadi must be taken!

FREE HEMP (no really this is good shit, it's not like sail cloth hemp it's "Hemp" you feel?) FOR ALL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdPjocfSoII
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Nessaj on June 30, 2012, 01:27:19 am
You forgot your posters Frank:

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Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Jarlek on June 30, 2012, 02:07:38 am
The good thing!
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Oberyn on June 30, 2012, 04:33:47 am
You forgot your posters Frank:

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I think you're confused. The ravenous expansionist empire filled with slaves isn't Frank's little peasant rebellion.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 30, 2012, 07:40:29 am
Did I just hear... "little" ?
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Post by: okiN on June 30, 2012, 10:48:19 am
Yeah, I think he meant "puny".
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Post by: Muki on June 30, 2012, 12:35:01 pm
Need gear? Got some old Samurai gear laying around here
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: LordBerenger on June 30, 2012, 12:40:53 pm
Need gear? Got some old Samurai gear laying around here

Accepting weaboo gear from someone with a lolicon avatar. Sounds legit.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on July 01, 2012, 03:37:04 am
You have my pitchforks and blue gambesons!

Gonna get army first tho.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Noctivagant on July 02, 2012, 03:05:56 am
against the oppression and tyranny
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Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 03, 2012, 08:20:49 am
The first victory in the might peasant uprising has been struck!

DEATH TO THE THING THAT IS NOT GOOD!

LONG LIVE THE GOOD THING!
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on July 03, 2012, 07:10:50 pm
sen neyin peşindesin ırıspıçıcığı
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 03, 2012, 09:22:00 pm
sen neyin peşindesin ırıspıçıcığı

Get your dirty gutter speak out of here!
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 03, 2012, 09:25:24 pm
хахахахаха
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 06, 2012, 06:18:49 am
Yeah, I think he meant "puny".

Hey Okin, guess who raided a homeland Druzhina town and got away without pursuers? That would be the FREE PEASANTS OF FISDNAR
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Nebun on July 06, 2012, 01:00:56 pm
Hey Okin, guess who raided a homeland Druzhina town and got away without pursuers? That would be the FREE PEASANTS OF FISDNAR

You sooo proud of raiding empty village that we don't use and don't care about to defend :))) is this the best you did this strat?
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 06, 2012, 01:12:57 pm
хахахахаха
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 06, 2012, 04:45:44 pm
You sooo proud of raiding empty village that we don't use and don't care about to defend :))) is this the best you did this strat?

He's the owner of a peasant village, he didn't have 100's of ghost accounts making goods and recruiting troops, who never played c-rpg working for him.  And he wasn't allied with a group of factions who took over most of the EU side of the map with diplomacy, allowing you to continue building up without expending resources.

So if you don't have 100's of ghosts accounts, and an alliance that makes up almost 500 people, then you shouldn't do what you can to better your situation?  Would you have expected a 100 man peasant army to attack one of your heavily defended cities?   You sound mad.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 06, 2012, 04:59:11 pm
That's just lame
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Nebun on July 06, 2012, 06:10:06 pm
He's the owner of a peasant village, he didn't have 100's of ghost accounts making goods and recruiting troops, who never played c-rpg working for him.  And he wasn't allied with a group of factions who took over most of the EU side of the map with diplomacy, allowing you to continue building up without expending resources.

So if you don't have 100's of ghosts accounts, and an alliance that makes up almost 500 people, then you shouldn't do what you can to better your situation?  Would you have expected a 100 man peasant army to attack one of your heavily defended cities?   You sound mad.

another idiotic post with assumptions :) well why didn't you tell us all this things when we was friends?
Ghost accounts doesn't work, haven't you read patch notes? Did you see us crying on the forum about it? Or maybe you've seen amazing 15k plated templar army crush us?
In our spy reports most members of your clan doing nothing in fiefs, are those ghost accounts??? They of any use to u now?

Faction numbers on start doesn't mean much, lots of ppl join factions, then quit or get busy with life but still have account on start, so factions grow, but it doesn't mean that all players work for the faction. A lot of members just stand in corners of the map doing nothing. And in your case right now they doing nothing within your fiefs.

Maybe next time you should provide some proofs before saying stupid shit like this.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Vovka on July 06, 2012, 07:37:23 pm
another idiotic post with assumptions :) well why didn't you tell us all this things when we was friends?
Ghost accounts doesn't work, haven't you read patch notes? Did you see us crying on the forum about it? Or maybe you've seen amazing 15k plated templar army crush us?
In our spy reports most members of your clan doing nothing in fiefs, are those ghost accounts??? They of any use to u now?

Faction numbers on start doesn't mean much, lots of ppl join factions, then quit or get busy with life but still have account on start, so factions grow, but it doesn't mean that all players work for the faction. A lot of members just stand in corners of the map doing nothing. And in your case right now they doing nothing within your fiefs.

Maybe next time you should provide some proofs before saying stupid shit like this.
  Hey, I pay you not for talking with idiots go and find another little poor Chinese village! we need more troops!  :P
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on July 06, 2012, 07:44:49 pm
He's the owner of a peasant village, he didn't have 100's of ghost accounts making goods and recruiting troops, who never played c-rpg working for him.  And he wasn't allied with a group of factions who took over most of the EU side of the map with diplomacy, allowing you to continue building up without expending resources.

So if you don't have 100's of ghosts accounts, and an alliance that makes up almost 500 people, then you shouldn't do what you can to better your situation?  Would you have expected a 100 man peasant army to attack one of your heavily defended cities?   You sound mad.

someone butthurr, eh?
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Nebun on July 06, 2012, 07:53:45 pm
  Hey, I pay you not for talking with idiots go and find another little poor Chinese village! we need more troops!  :P

Yes Sir! :)
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Knute on July 06, 2012, 09:08:35 pm
Maybe next time you should provide some proofs before saying stupid shit like this.

Don't worry Nebun, a lot of  people  (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,33080.msg497837.html#msg497837) have been accused of having ghost accounts, but that's water under the bridge. 

This isn't a thread about boring things from the past, this is a thread about good things in the future.  Any action and fun theme battles in Strategus are a good thing and we hope to have more (at more convenient times for all involved) once we can afford to buy 200 pitchforks and torches again in a few months.  For the good thing!

Scenes from the pillage of Ayn Assaudi:

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Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 06, 2012, 11:06:54 pm
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Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Casimir on July 07, 2012, 12:59:54 am
This thread is as derp as all diplomacy threads.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: djavo on July 07, 2012, 08:11:20 pm
Derp derp is derp like derpity derp a herp.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Casimir on July 07, 2012, 10:45:07 pm
You know you'll never get my love till you send me those naked pictures of yourself.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: djavo on July 08, 2012, 08:19:21 pm
You know you'll never get my love till you send me those naked pictures of yourself.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dIP65mXu8&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dIP65mXu8&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Casimir on July 08, 2012, 08:26:00 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dIP65mXu8&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dIP65mXu8&feature=player_embedded)

too many budgie smugglers
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 08, 2012, 11:29:27 pm
Eu drama threads are weird.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Arn De Gothia on July 14, 2012, 12:38:50 am
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Throw off the yoke of the overlords! Take their women! Take their wealth! Take Everything!


Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 15, 2012, 07:16:16 am
Love that painting =)
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on July 16, 2012, 05:16:41 am
CAN I PLEASE HAVE BIG NA WAR,

THX.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: okiN on July 16, 2012, 05:32:02 pm
CAN I PLEASE HAVE BIG NA WAR,

THX.

I think this sounds like a good idea. Maybe you guys should stop working for your EU overlords and start one? :wink:
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: RamsesXXIIX on July 16, 2012, 05:56:02 pm
I think this sounds like a good idea. Maybe you guys should stop working for your EU overlords and start one? :wink:

Propaganda at its best.
Title: Re: The great unslavening!
Post by: Jarlek on July 16, 2012, 08:10:33 pm
I think this sounds like a good idea. Maybe you guys should stop working for your EU overlords and start one? :wink:
Shut up Okin! If not for NA, the templols and allies would still be crying in the North East corner instead of attacking! Think of the XP, man! THE XP!