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Title: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 27, 2012, 08:24:45 pm
اللعنة عليك كل حمار

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DARK TIMES ARE APPROACHING OVER CALRADIA, HERETIC POPE OF THE AL-QAFIRUN chadzIANS, HEAD OF THE IBLIS, SERPENT'S HIMSELF CALLED FOR UNHOLY CRUSADE TO SPREAD HIS SICK TEACHINGS BY FORCE, HIS ARMY OF PIGS BEGUN MARCHING TOWARDS INNOCENT E-MUSLIMS OF CALRADIA.

ALLAH, THE RULER ONE'S LIGHT MUST BE BROUGHT UPON THE IBLIS' ARMY! OUR HIGH KEBAB COUNCIL DECLARES HOLY JIHAD TO DEFEND THE FREE KEBAB, ACCORDING TO THE AUTHORITY GIVEN BY LORD OF THE PIXEL UNIVERSES. IT IS ALL E-MUSLIMS' DUTY TO JOIN THE ALLAH'S ARMY AND TO HALAL SLAUGHTER THE INVADING TEMPLOL INFIDELS. OUR FACTION WILL PROVIDE FREE AK-47S, KEBABS AND GOATS FOR EVERY SOLDIER OF THE LIGHT WHO DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO ALLAH'S HOLY CAUSE. THE LORD WILL GRANT 40 VIRGINS IN HEAVEN TO THOSE WHO WILL FALL WHILE DEFENDING AGAINST SERPENT. ALL WIVES AND CAMELS OF THE MARTYRS WILL BE LOOKED AFTER BY OUR COUNCIL.

ALL E-MUSLIM FACTIONS, ALL KEBAB LOVERS, JOIN AND SHARE OUR HOLY CAUSE NOW!


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THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO PAR-TEY IN HEAVEN!

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MAY ALLAH THE MERCIFUL, GRANTS US DECISIVE VICTORY!

ZANGA ZANGA!

BASHIBAZOUK WAR COUNCIL

PARTICIPATING FACTIONS
BASHIBAZOUKS
KARLUKS


P.S. ALLAH DOES NOT WANT ANY CENABET TEEN MEMBERS OF THE CRAPIKULU IN THIS HOLY JIHAD. YALLAH NOW!
INB4 LOLBERYN AND SWIDJOmy old friend RAGE
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on June 27, 2012, 08:32:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e1lBWl86hE
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Casimir on June 27, 2012, 08:57:26 pm
Best of luck heretic.
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 27, 2012, 09:00:23 pm
Quote from: Casimir on June 27, 2012, 08:57:26 pm
Best of luck heretic.

you'll taste the scimitar, infidel!
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Cicero on June 27, 2012, 09:18:20 pm
Quote from: Casimir on June 27, 2012, 08:57:26 pm
Best of luck heretic.
you'll burn.
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on June 27, 2012, 09:28:38 pm
can i have your ladies?
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Molly on June 27, 2012, 09:34:57 pm
This is going to be awesome.

And when there is nothing left but Druzhina, we hopefully get a new Strategus including a nice wipe. Hopefully worth playing  :? :wink:
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 27, 2012, 09:52:22 pm
Quote from: Morso on June 27, 2012, 09:28:38 pm
can i have your ladies?

you have to die for the cause, otherwise you'll get goats

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Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on June 27, 2012, 09:56:31 pm
i am former camelscreamer so i am fine with camels, no goats please.
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 27, 2012, 10:00:29 pm
Quote from: Morso on June 27, 2012, 09:56:31 pm
i am former camelscreamer so i am fine with camels, no goats please.

i know, derpkutatti
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: okiN on June 27, 2012, 10:03:48 pm
Goat is beating camel on the poll, this cannot and will not be tolerated!
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Molly on June 27, 2012, 10:07:57 pm
Quote from: okiN on June 27, 2012, 10:03:48 pm
Goat is beating camel on the poll, this cannot and will not be tolerated!

I cannot but wonder what the Nords are willing to sacrifice for the goat to prevail?
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 27, 2012, 10:26:20 pm
Quote from: okiN on June 27, 2012, 10:03:48 pm
Goat is beating camel on the poll, this cannot and will not be tolerated!

wanna have couple of reindeers?
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: ryanwilson140 on June 27, 2012, 11:38:01 pm
WOW you call this when I am going on holiday well...... you got real kebab balls Cicero!!!!!
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Harpag on June 28, 2012, 12:09:53 am
I prefer a good kebab (especially this from Adana), than animalistic heretics. Jihad +1!
...holiday... pfff... what a cheap excuse ... next time inform us about your plans in advance  :wink:
In this way, instead of 107, we have only 106 Templars to kill  :lol:

PS. I don't understand this fascination with virgins ... they are so inexperienced  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 12:13:50 am
Quote from: Harpag on June 28, 2012, 12:09:53 am
PS. I don't understand this fascination with virgins ... they are so inexperienced  :mrgreen:

you open the package first  8-)
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Turboflex on June 28, 2012, 03:52:18 am
are those your wives in the picture?
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Vingnir the Wanderer on June 28, 2012, 04:04:45 am
Quote from: Harpag on June 28, 2012, 12:09:53 am

PS. I don't understand this fascination with virgins ... they are so inexperienced  :mrgreen:

Yes, thats what happens when a culture doesnt have a centralized control of venereal diseases and epidemics.  :P  (Said in my best 'Triumph the insult comic dog' voice)
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Troyicide on June 28, 2012, 04:41:57 am
I support this , AHALA SNACKBAR!!!
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: HarunYahya on June 28, 2012, 09:24:05 am
Time to bring ignorance,tyranny and uncivilization to lands of heretics .
Praise the almighty and the blessed prophet !
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Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: djavo on June 28, 2012, 12:39:58 pm
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Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 03:01:07 pm
Quote from: djavo on June 28, 2012, 12:39:58 pm
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Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 28, 2012, 05:03:34 pm
72 virgins huh?  Have fun having sex with an inexperienced noob who has no idea how to satisfy you (or herself).

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/obligatory

And I like myself a good shawarma...mmmmmm

Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 05:28:48 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on June 28, 2012, 05:03:34 pm
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damn why did you expose the greatest secret of allah! we'll stone you to death!
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 28, 2012, 05:49:17 pm
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 05:28:48 pm
damn why did you expose the greatest secret of allah! we'll stone you to death!

Bring it on pussy

USA USA USA
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 06:04:59 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on June 28, 2012, 05:49:17 pm
Bring it on pussy

USA USA USA

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on our way
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 28, 2012, 06:28:26 pm
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 06:04:59 pm
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on our way

dafuq are those things on the trucks? rocket boosters so that they can actually get close without being blown to smithereens or something?

Also, your avatar reminds me of my high school math teacher.
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 06:32:12 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on June 28, 2012, 06:28:26 pm
dafuq are those things on the trucks? rocket boosters so that they can actually get close without being blown to smithereens or something?

ion cannons blessed by allah's miracles

Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on June 28, 2012, 07:01:53 pm
destroy the new wtc tower  8-)?
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: bosco on June 28, 2012, 07:12:59 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on June 28, 2012, 06:28:26 pm
dafuq are those things on the trucks? rocket boosters so that they can actually get close without being blown to smithereens or something?

Also, your avatar reminds me of my high school math teacher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKpyIPdkbg
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 28, 2012, 07:14:48 pm
Quote from: bosco on June 28, 2012, 07:12:59 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKpyIPdkbg

this is better allahalalalalaaaah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskCGaRTe-c
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Gnjus on June 28, 2012, 07:38:31 pm
A standard TS session of BashiBazooka's while playing cRPG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00KSBpGBwmo&feature=related
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Molly on June 28, 2012, 07:44:15 pm
Man, I love C&C Generals. Best C&C ever!
Always played the Terrorists and everyone pwned on LAN :D

Really need to install this again and play :o

€: missed a word  :(
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tonyukuk on June 28, 2012, 07:48:22 pm
Quote from: benkei on June 28, 2012, 07:44:15 pm
Man, I love C&C Generals. Best C&C ever!
Always played the Terrorists and everyone on LAN :D

Really need to install this again and play :o


This



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Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Molly on June 28, 2012, 07:55:11 pm
I gonna look for my copy right now :O
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 29, 2012, 03:03:25 am
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on June 27, 2012, 08:24:45 pm
اللعنة عليك كل حمار

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CLICK SPOILER TO TURN ON SON OF ABAY MODE (THREAD MUSIC INSIDE)
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DARK TIMES ARE APPROACHING OVER CALRADIA, HERETIC POPE OF THE AL-QAFIRUN chadzIANS, HEAD OF THE IBLIS, SERPENT'S HIMSELF CALLED FOR UNHOLY CRUSADE TO SPREAD HIS SICK TEACHINGS BY FORCE, HIS ARMY OF PIGS BEGUN MARCHING TOWARDS INNOCENT E-MUSLIMS OF CALRADIA.

ALLAH, THE RULER ONE'S LIGHT MUST BE BROUGHT UPON THE IBLIS' ARMY! OUR HIGH KEBAB COUNCIL DECLARES HOLY JIHAD TO DEFEND THE FREE KEBAB, ACCORDING TO THE AUTHORITY GIVEN BY LORD OF THE PIXEL UNIVERSES. IT IS ALL E-MUSLIMS' DUTY TO JOIN THE ALLAH'S ARMY AND TO HALAL SLAUGHTER THE INVADING TEMPLOL INFIDELS. OUR FACTION WILL PROVIDE FREE AK-47S, KEBABS AND GOATS FOR EVERY SOLDIER OF THE LIGHT WHO DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO ALLAH'S HOLY CAUSE. THE LORD WILL GRANT 40 VIRGINS IN HEAVEN TO THOSE WHO WILL FALL WHILE DEFENDING AGAINST SERPENT. ALL WIVES AND CAMELS OF THE MARTYRS WILL BE LOOKED AFTER BY OUR COUNCIL.

ALL E-MUSLIM FACTIONS, ALL KEBAB LOVERS, JOIN AND SHARE OUR HOLY CAUSE NOW!


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IBLIS WILL NOT SUCCEED!



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THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO PAR-TEY IN HEAVEN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trz6G9hc4Fk



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MAY ALLAH THE MERCIFUL, GRANTS US DECISIVE VICTORY!

ZANGA ZANGA!

BASHIBAZOUK WAR COUNCIL

PARTICIPATING FACTIONS
BASHIBAZOUKS
KARLUKS


P.S. ALLAH DOES NOT WANT ANY CENABET TEEN MEMBERS OF THE CRAPIKULU IN THIS HOLY JIHAD. YALLAH NOW!
INB4 LOLBERYN AND SWIDJOmy old friend RAGE

I can only approve, it is signed. Much loling was had.

But I shall bath in more E-Muslim blood before... I don't know like a week or something, maybe... Well at some point I will crush some poor sod with a big sky rock farted from the sky by the great sky-donkey himself!
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 29, 2012, 08:23:53 am
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 29, 2012, 03:03:25 am
I can only approve, it is signed. Much loling was had.

But I shall bath in more E-Muslim blood before... I don't know like a week or something, maybe... Well at some point I will crush some poor sod with a big sky rock farted from the sky by the great sky-equus africanus asinus himself!

sg
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: bruce on June 29, 2012, 08:34:21 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on June 28, 2012, 06:28:26 pm
dafuq are those things on the trucks?

UB-16 rocket pod looted from aircraft and lashed on a truck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-5_rocket
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 29, 2012, 03:03:06 pm
Quote from: bruce on June 29, 2012, 08:34:21 am
UB-16 rocket pod looted from aircraft and lashed on a truck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-5_rocket

and how the hell do you know that?......

well I had a sneaky feeling it was some kinda explosive thing.
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 29, 2012, 03:30:33 pm
I still like C&C Red Alert when I think of console RTS games.  Was great when you built up so much that the playstation could't handle all the shit going on.
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: [ptx] on June 29, 2012, 03:51:37 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on June 29, 2012, 03:03:06 pm
and how the hell do you know that?......

well I had a sneaky feeling it was some kinda explosive thing.
Come on, those things are like on every soviet/russian chopper/plane/thingy in games like CoD and BF and <insert any "modern" setting game name here>
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Molly on June 29, 2012, 03:57:41 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on June 29, 2012, 03:30:33 pm
I still like C&C Red Alert when I think of console RTS games.  Was great when you built up so much that the playstation could't handle all the shit going on.
Why on earth would you play a RTS on a freaking console?!  :shock:
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 29, 2012, 06:00:13 pm
Quote from: benkei on June 29, 2012, 03:57:41 pm
Why on earth would you play a RTS on a freaking console?!  :shock:

Because it was fucking 1996, i was 13 or 14, and all I had was a playstation, and I didn't get into computer gaming until around 1998 with half-life mods and ultima online (well actually probably just before that was rainbow six).

It's called nostalgia.
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: TaMSaH on July 04, 2012, 10:06:21 pm
Muslim religion is not your toy, stop making jokes about Muslims and get back to your real life fools!
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Molly on July 04, 2012, 10:22:31 pm
Quote from: TaMSaH on July 04, 2012, 10:06:21 pm
Muslim religion is not your toy, stop making jokes about Muslims and get back to your real life fools!
You realise most people posting here are actually turkish and muslims?
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on July 04, 2012, 10:38:48 pm
Quote from: TaMSaH on July 04, 2012, 10:06:21 pm
get back to your real life fools!

my real life

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Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Jarlek on July 05, 2012, 12:47:09 am
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on July 04, 2012, 10:38:48 pm
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I want that hat...
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Casimir on July 05, 2012, 01:20:14 am
Russian tank crew helmet
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Jarlek on July 05, 2012, 10:22:52 pm
Quote from: Casimir on July 05, 2012, 01:20:14 am
Russian tank crew helmet
Still want it :D
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Casimir on July 05, 2012, 10:24:16 pm
i got one from some dodgy guy in a Moscow market :P
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Jarlek on July 05, 2012, 10:40:57 pm
Quote from: Casimir on July 05, 2012, 10:24:16 pm
i got one from some dodgy guy in a Moscow market :P
I've only been to St. Petersburg area. Didn't find that many shady dealers with sweet hats tank helmets. Got a nice USSR flag though :D
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Casimir on July 05, 2012, 11:17:52 pm
Yeah St. petersburg is nicer than Moscow imo.  Stayed there for three days, and Moscow for three days :D
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Jarlek on July 05, 2012, 11:28:02 pm
Quote from: Casimir on July 05, 2012, 11:17:52 pm
Yeah St. petersburg is nicer than Moscow imo.  Stayed there for three days, and Moscow for three days :D
Yeah. Really nice city. Lots of really nice old buildings there. Although enough USSR apartment block clones too, when you got to certain parts :( Made them seem even more sad...
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: djavo on July 06, 2012, 12:39:33 pm
Quote from: Casimir on July 05, 2012, 10:24:16 pm
i got one from some dodgy guy in a Moscow market :P

I got one from dead chetnik i killed in a war with my kung fu
Title: Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on July 06, 2012, 12:44:45 pm
I Got one  that belonged to Russian soldier, not "fake" that they sell in moscow etc.