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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: KinkyCoward on June 01, 2012, 05:44:24 pm

Title: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: KinkyCoward on June 01, 2012, 05:44:24 pm
After defeating Ant_Larg by myself with no armour :D I get chased for ages by Nikodin_HRE, nearly get to Ismarella Castle and get ambushed by the FIDLGB clan. I am 1 girl on her own and seriously need some Merc help.
I am new to strat and Ant_Larg was my second win and now im geting bullied for my stuff :(
So Plz if u think ur good enough to take out 68 players when all i have is 6 tickets apply!

Time/Date: Sat 06:06
Server: Na_crpg_3
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 01, 2012, 05:49:30 pm
You will loose. :(

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Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: KinkyCoward on June 01, 2012, 05:51:27 pm
Lol. Hopefully not with some luck and some magic thrown in.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 01, 2012, 05:56:19 pm
Enter a city and they can't attack you.

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Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Chivers_United on June 01, 2012, 06:36:01 pm
P to the M'd.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Herkkutatti on June 01, 2012, 06:49:32 pm
Quote
You will loose.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: true that too,
but yes you will lose  :lol:
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 01, 2012, 08:15:00 pm
remove the ugly girl avatar
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 01, 2012, 08:16:10 pm
JOIN US WE NEED A CLAN SEX SLAVE
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 01, 2012, 08:18:02 pm
"I am new to strat and Ant_Larg was my second win and now im geting bullied for my stuff"

Replace some verbs with others.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Tiger on June 02, 2012, 03:16:12 am
I'll help, even though I think we're going to lose.

*Edit*: Applied but didn't accept so I guess I won't be helping.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 02, 2012, 06:43:09 am
Quote from: Chivers_United on June 01, 2012, 06:36:01 pm
P to the M'd.

Oh Brontosaurus. I have also PM'd you over this incident.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 02, 2012, 09:42:18 am
i felt so bad for calling this girl ugly..

I literally wanted to shoot my self..

Cuz it was so rude and uncouth and stuff.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: KinkyCoward on June 02, 2012, 11:24:40 pm
Sorry Tiger didnt see anybody apply as everyone knew aswell as me, there was no point. Thank you anyway.
engurrand lol and thanks i guess for what seems to be kind off an apology Ha!
Also to FIDLGB even though u did attack i understand it was to late to retract. Thanks for the messages and i will think about it.....Im not that good.
What wud b my role? what wud i b doin?
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 02, 2012, 11:48:17 pm
Quote from: KinkyCoward on June 02, 2012, 11:24:40 pm
Sorry Tiger didnt see anybody apply as everyone knew aswell as me, there was no point. Thank you anyway.
engurrand lol and thanks i guess for what seems to be kind off an apology Ha!
Also to FIDLGB even though u did attack i understand it was to late to retract. Thanks for the messages and i will think about it.....Im not that good.
What wud b my role? what wud i b doin?

the men needs their spoils of war!
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 01:34:05 am
Quote from: KinkyCoward on June 02, 2012, 11:24:40 pm
Sorry Tiger didnt see anybody apply as everyone knew aswell as me, there was no point. Thank you anyway.
engurrand lol and thanks i guess for what seems to be kind off an apology Ha!
Also to FIDLGB even though u did attack i understand it was to late to retract. Thanks for the messages and i will think about it.....Im not that good.
What wud b my role? what wud i b doin?

We'd figure that out when the application process starts. We're going a new way with FIDLGB and it means it will be more fun for all of our members. Send me a PM and we can talk more.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 04:02:45 am
Quote from: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 01:34:05 am
We'd figure that out when the application process starts. We're going a new way with FIDLGB and it means it will be more fun for all of our members. Send me a PM and we can talk more.

no she is mine i found her topic first :D
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 06:46:11 am
Quote from: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 04:02:45 am
Quote from: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 01:34:05 am
We'd figure that out when the application process starts. We're going a new way with FIDLGB and it means it will be more fun for all of our members. Send me a PM and we can talk more.
no she is mine i found her topic first :D

I believe I attacked her first, leading to this thread.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 07:06:47 am
Quote from: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 06:46:11 am
no she is mine i found her topic first :D


I believe I attacked her first, leading to this thread.

yeah but i was the good guy trying to help.. you are the bad guy and we all want a happy ending.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 07:23:08 am
Quote from: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 07:06:47 am
yeah but i was the good guy trying to help.. you are the bad guy and we all want a happy ending.

I'm not sure what's even going on now... Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Tiger on June 03, 2012, 04:26:57 pm
The Dude, your signature makes me lol so much xD
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Lord_Panos on June 03, 2012, 04:32:14 pm
Quote from: Svitjodvarg on June 01, 2012, 05:49:30 pm
You will loose. :(

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its lose


FUCKING LOSE
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 04:35:53 pm
Quote from: Lord_Panos on June 03, 2012, 04:32:14 pm


its lose


FUCKING LOSE

we can talk swedish instead if it bothers you.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: KinkyCoward on June 03, 2012, 05:10:16 pm
i feel special now lol
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:21:02 pm
Quote from: Tiger on June 03, 2012, 04:26:57 pm
The Dude, your signature makes me lol so much xD

I find joy in it as well.

Quote from: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 04:35:53 pm
Quote from: Lord_Panos on June 03, 2012, 04:32:14 pm


its lose


FUCKING LOSE

we can talk swedish instead if it bothers you.

Does lose have 2 o's in Swedish?

Quote from: KinkyCoward on June 03, 2012, 05:10:16 pm
i feel special now lol

You'd be even more special if you were on the Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling team.


.... All of these quotes are brought to you by FIDLGB and by viewers like you.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 05:26:07 pm
Quote from: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:21:02 pm
I find joy in it as well.

we can talk swedish instead if it bothers you.


Does lose have 2 o's in Swedish?

You'd be even more special if you were on the Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling team.


.... All of these quotes are brought to you by FIDLGB and by viewers like you.

No but since I'm Swedish, english is not my first language and I don't get everything right. ''Lose'' in Swedish is ''Förlora''
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:29:13 pm
Quote from: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 05:26:07 pm
No but since I'm Swedish, english is not my first language and I don't get everything right. ''Lose'' in Swedish is ''Förlora''

Förlora sounds like a winning word. Lose sounds like a losing word.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 05:30:49 pm
Quote from: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:29:13 pm
Förlora sounds like a winning word. Lose sounds like a losing word.

''Win'' in Swedish is ''Vinna'' and do you know how ''Ö'' sounds like? :P
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:34:40 pm
Quote from: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 05:30:49 pm
''Win'' in Swedish is ''Vinna'' and do you know how ''Ö'' sounds like? :P

If it sounds similar to how it does in German, then yes I do know what O umlaut sounds like.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Svitjodvarg on June 03, 2012, 05:50:13 pm
Quote from: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:34:40 pm
If it sounds similar to how it does in German, then yes I do know what O umlaut sounds like.

Yes, Germany and the scandinavian countries all have a germanic language and is familiar. (finland not part of scandinavia)
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 03, 2012, 06:12:40 pm
in other news...

small penis makes good craftman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_p7libPJKg&feature=related
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 03, 2012, 06:13:38 pm
DAT TEA TABLE
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Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 07:46:08 pm
Engurrand, you never cease to entertain me with your posts.
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Post by: Uumdi on June 03, 2012, 09:54:18 pm
Honk Donkgler
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: KinkyCoward on June 04, 2012, 01:30:07 am
wtf are these replies about! and wtf is that vid?!? LOL
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Malaclypse on June 04, 2012, 03:14:14 am
I feel reaaaal good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMVMhrwWxfc)
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 04, 2012, 03:52:52 am
I'm not even sure what's going on anymore. All I can think about is Feline Asthma. Don't ask...
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 04, 2012, 03:53:43 am
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_13431054
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: KinkyCoward on June 04, 2012, 12:59:00 pm
Who is that rapping?!?
Whoever it is has got ok lyrics.....wud make a good unban essay lol
But that guy has got NO FLOW!
Wheres ur swagger at?!?
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: engurrand on June 04, 2012, 06:56:54 pm
KINKY!!!!

thats exactly what i said...

It's this dude i met on the interwebs.........................

I was like YO you need to train your tongue dog.
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: RandomDude on June 18, 2012, 04:27:22 pm
Muwahaha i had fun slaughtering the minions of Kinky last night.

I didnt even know one of my captains had attacked you and failed, it made the blood-letting all the more sweet!
Title: Re: NipsAndClits Needs You!
Post by: KinkyCoward on June 18, 2012, 08:23:57 pm
if i would have graced you with my presence in that battle...the outcome may have not been so sweet.