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Title: Lets make a story.
Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 03:17:17 pm
Rules are simple.

-One sentence
-Max 10 words/Min 5 words
-You can only post one sentence until another posts his own sentence,then you can write again..

I shall begin..


The sun was once again rising above the sky of Calradia..
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: [ptx] on May 31, 2012, 03:19:44 pm
.., which was once again clouded, as rain and fog covered...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 03:20:35 pm
...then all of a sudden the sky got really dark
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Post by: Vibe on May 31, 2012, 03:24:04 pm
... throwing a shadow upon the beauty that is Vibe...
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Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 03:32:23 pm
Quote from: Vibe on May 31, 2012, 03:24:04 pm
... throwing a shadow upon the beauty that is Vibe...

...As Vibe was riding his horse,he was staring at..
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 03:34:55 pm
...the arse of Panos, a known greek, a fan of...
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 31, 2012, 03:35:27 pm
Quote from: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 03:34:55 pm
...the arse of Panos, a known greek, a fan of...

...pedophilia and japanese anime porn but...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 03:35:55 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on May 31, 2012, 03:35:27 pm
...pedophilia and japanese anime porn..

....but Panos deep inside was a good man who..
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Post by: Tibe on May 31, 2012, 03:36:19 pm
....who was clearly a poor virgin...
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 03:36:46 pm
...except for his backdoor, much ravaged and raped...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Tibe on May 31, 2012, 03:38:54 pm
....by wild ugly men.....
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Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 03:39:32 pm
...but all that belong to the past Beer is now ...


 :evil:
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 03:42:08 pm
...no longer a buttslutt, he rides with the army of...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 03:43:16 pm
...Of his followers in order to purify Calradia from..
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: [ptx] on May 31, 2012, 03:46:27 pm
..poor punctuation. But the first foe is himself as he...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Dezilagel on May 31, 2012, 03:46:55 pm
...penis.

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 04:46:44 pm
Despite the previous paragraph ending abruptly, he continued his quest...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 04:49:09 pm
Quote from: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 04:46:44 pm
Despite the previous paragraph ending abruptly, he continued his quest...


With his mighty followers entered a forest which is believed to be...
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 04:50:29 pm
...now all suburban developments and a motorway bypass...
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Post by: Gnjus on May 31, 2012, 04:50:48 pm
Quote from: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 04:49:09 pm

With his mighty followers entered a forest which is believed to be...

...a riveting tale indeed.....
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 04:52:30 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on May 31, 2012, 04:50:48 pm
...a riveting tale indeed.....


HEY YOU NEED TO CONTINUE MINE
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Kayle on May 31, 2012, 04:57:43 pm
...to let no aptalturks survive....
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 09:33:34 pm
...would be a bigoted thing, so instead we...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: B3RS3RK on May 31, 2012, 09:34:39 pm
Quote from: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 09:33:34 pm
...would be a bigoted thing, so instead we...

built conxentration camps
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 09:38:14 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on May 31, 2012, 09:34:39 pm
built conxentration camps

, pitched tents and made high concentrate orange juice, sweet and...
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Post by: B3RS3RK on May 31, 2012, 09:45:35 pm
Quote from: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 09:38:14 pm
, pitched tents and made high concentrate orange juice, sweet and...

full of tasty fruit meat, with which They proceeded to have an orange juice - orgy, covering their sweaty manbodies in nectar of the gods and rubbing it into each others faces....
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Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 09:46:45 pm
I guess I asked to much from this retarded community
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 31, 2012, 09:47:02 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on May 31, 2012, 09:45:35 pm
full of tasty fruit meat.They proceeded to have an orange juice - orgy, covering their sweaty manbodies in nectar of the gods and rubbing it into each others faces....

..but then we fapped off to Lisa Ann and out came...
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Post by: B3RS3RK on May 31, 2012, 09:50:37 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on May 31, 2012, 09:47:02 pm
..but then we fapped off to Lisa Ann and out came...

Panagiotis the eager, who was notoriously expecting too much...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 10:30:18 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on May 31, 2012, 09:50:37 pm
Panagiotis the eager, who was notoriously expecting too much...

...and as usual was disapointed in his attempts to elevate the community.
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on May 31, 2012, 11:37:39 pm
Quote from: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 10:30:18 pm
...and as usual was disapointed in his attempts to elevate the community.

....he had a merry wank over game of thrones before....
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Post by: Bjord on May 31, 2012, 11:51:02 pm
(click to show/hide)

...finally tasting his finger that had been in his anus...
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Post by: BlindGuy on May 31, 2012, 11:52:56 pm
... and realising why Prostate is not an icecream flavour...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Bjord on May 31, 2012, 11:54:50 pm
...but did not care as he liked the ass-taste verily...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Lord_Panos on May 31, 2012, 11:55:58 pm
and then he shit the world and died.

THE END  :evil:
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Bjord on May 31, 2012, 11:57:20 pm
...and then the world shat him back out once again...
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Post by: Mr. Hannibal on May 31, 2012, 11:58:12 pm
...so he continued his story while he was...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 01, 2012, 12:02:25 am
...trying to redirect the thread away from anal masterbation...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Latvian on June 01, 2012, 05:10:10 pm
...but it was impossible because...
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Post by: B3RS3RK on June 01, 2012, 05:19:09 pm
Quote from: Latvian_Knight on June 01, 2012, 05:10:10 pm
...but it was impossible because...

his asshole attracted pornstars like light does mosquitos...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Tibe on June 01, 2012, 06:35:48 pm
.........cause it was as empty as the inside of his head....
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 01, 2012, 10:05:28 pm
Quote from: TiberiusX on June 01, 2012, 06:35:48 pm
.........cause it was as empty as the inside of his head....


, this being proven by his limited expressive ability...
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Post by: Arathian on June 02, 2012, 07:05:40 pm
...to throw Jews in the oven....
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Post by: rabbit on June 02, 2012, 07:49:44 pm
and he see angry Greeks coming to him...
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Post by: Noctivagant on June 02, 2012, 08:55:23 pm
...with their ponpon shoes and school girl skirts and suddenly!....
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Post by: Olwen on June 02, 2012, 08:58:10 pm
he had a heart-attack and died.


end
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 02, 2012, 09:00:25 pm
Next up: The Saga Of Lolwen Of Noobaden, who cant...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Broc on June 02, 2012, 09:19:32 pm
...get an erection, due to...
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 02, 2012, 09:22:46 pm
...not having a dick, because...
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Post by: RandomDude on June 02, 2012, 09:52:44 pm
... panos ate them all because he gets excited when sucking ...
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Post by: Son Of Odin on June 02, 2012, 10:02:38 pm
.. and he has terribly sharp teeth because he had been biting his nails during the time he was banned...
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Post by: Olwen on June 02, 2012, 10:12:35 pm
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Post by: Lord_Panos on June 02, 2012, 10:25:19 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on June 02, 2012, 10:02:38 pm
.. and he has terribly sharp teeth because he had been biting his nails during the time he was banned...

but as soon as he came back the ppl loved him and olwen became a my old friend
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Post by: Momo on June 02, 2012, 10:27:46 pm
....a my old friend who became a equus africanus asinus sucking alien...
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Post by: Oberyn on June 02, 2012, 10:37:06 pm
This is a terrifying revelation into the average psyche of the crpg population. I now estimate a good 20% of it to be composed of asshole and dick fixated repressed gay men.
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: B3RS3RK on June 02, 2012, 11:40:14 pm
Quote from: Oberyn on June 02, 2012, 10:37:06 pm
This is a terrifying revelation into the average psyche of the crpg population. I now estimate a good 20% of it to be composed of asshole and dick fixated repressed gay men.

I estimated 99% of it to be like that even before this story.
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Post by: Bjord on June 02, 2012, 11:50:24 pm
...after which Oberyn and B3RS3RK fisted each other's anus hard...
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Post by: BlindGuy on June 02, 2012, 11:54:47 pm
Quote from: Bjord on June 02, 2012, 11:50:24 pm
...after which Oberyn and B3RS3RK fisted each other's anus hard...

...and fast, confirming that their previous comments represented a repressed sexual tendency to...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: B3RS3RK on June 02, 2012, 11:59:35 pm
Quote from: BlindGuy on June 02, 2012, 11:54:47 pm
...and fast, confirming that their previous comments represented a repressed sexual tendency to...

boxing, because they liked working with their fists....
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 03, 2012, 12:17:28 am
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...and once done filling boxes, they had to continue...
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Post by: B3RS3RK on June 03, 2012, 12:29:28 am
Quote from: BlindGuy on June 03, 2012, 12:17:28 am

...and once done filling boxes, they had to continue...

(click to show/hide)

...the exploration of their tremendous assholes...
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Post by: Karrypto on June 03, 2012, 12:35:56 am
...which was harder than they thought, because...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 03, 2012, 12:37:52 am
Quote from: B3RS3RK on June 03, 2012, 12:29:28 am
...the exploration of their tremendous assholes...

...but unfortunatly the producer said they were moving in a different direction, it's midgets that ppl want now...
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Post by: spl00gedon on June 03, 2012, 02:44:59 am
Quote from: Karrypto on June 03, 2012, 12:35:56 am
...which was harder than they thought, because...


the cement filling that had been put there days before had finally become solid.
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Post by: RandomDude on June 03, 2012, 03:14:03 pm
... and so, their quest continued to find the biggest dildo in the land...
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2012, 03:35:14 pm
...in order to stick it up RandomDudes ass...
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Post by: Son Of Odin on June 03, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
... which was really dangerous mission because of the mighty flamberge overhead back danger-zone and his armor had a good butt protection too...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Lord_Panos on June 03, 2012, 03:42:37 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on June 03, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
... which was really dangerous mission because of the mighty flamberge overhead back danger-zone and his armor had a good butt protection too...

But mighty Panos had a didldo with pierce damage  :lol:
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 03, 2012, 03:48:56 pm
Quote from: Lord_Panos on June 03, 2012, 03:42:37 pm
But mighty Panos had a didldo with pierce damage  :lol:

...That dildo however was reserved for piercing the ass of the one who's name no one could write right without copy pasting it...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: B3RS3RK on June 03, 2012, 03:52:27 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on June 03, 2012, 03:48:56 pm
...That dildo however was reserved for piercing the ass of the one who's name no one could write right without copy pasting it...

cmpaxewcfqewfwg...So Randomdude redirected them towards the home of the infamous Supreme Overlord....
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 03, 2012, 03:55:35 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on June 03, 2012, 03:52:27 pm
cmpaxewcfqewfwg...So Randomdude redirected them towards the home of the infamous Supreme Overlord....

...but in reality Panos was going to penetrate Zlisch with that piercing dildo, no matter what...
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2012, 08:13:02 pm
...unfortunatly Zlisch was sitting on his horsie, so Panos penetrated himself, but then...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Bjord on June 03, 2012, 08:20:01 pm
...Schlisch was dismounted and instead was pierced by his horse...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Tibe on June 03, 2012, 08:36:20 pm
....that ripped his anus soo hard, that it zlisched Zlisches entire body into half, and he became....
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Post by: Olwen on June 03, 2012, 08:50:50 pm
a pink pony that farts rainbows
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2012, 08:55:25 pm
And the thought of that gave Olwen a huge (on him, a small/invisible) erection.
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Post by: Bjord on June 03, 2012, 08:57:56 pm
...but in reality Schlisch was looking in the mirror worriedly...
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Post by: djavo on June 03, 2012, 09:02:36 pm
...He was saddened at the view of an ugly old man with semen on his forehead...
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2012, 09:20:34 pm
'cuss Bjord was standing behind him
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 03, 2012, 09:30:29 pm
with a shit covered cucumber
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Bjord on June 03, 2012, 09:30:52 pm
...telling Schlisch that maybe he would call him sometime again...
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 03, 2012, 09:31:52 pm
...to make sure he gets his 5 a day...
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Post by: Son Of Odin on June 03, 2012, 10:35:56 pm
The cucumber was not enough for Zlisch and he decided to head to the stalls...
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Post by: B3RS3RK on June 03, 2012, 10:43:50 pm
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 03, 2012, 10:56:11 pm
......to buy pink paint for his bedroom walls, but then...........
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2012, 11:00:30 pm
Murmillus prime had a heart attack due to being seriously overweight, everyone laughed and after he was buried (read, thrown in some dumpster but it took 8+ guys to carry him) Bjord dug him up and raped his corpse.
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 03, 2012, 11:01:27 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 03, 2012, 11:00:30 pm
Zlisch had a heart attack due to being seriously overweight, everyone laughed and after he was buried (read, thrown in some dumpster but it took 8+ guys to carry him) Gnjus dug him up and raped his corpse.

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Post by: Lord_Panos on June 04, 2012, 02:11:54 am
and aftet the rape was ended Baby Wolf a well known Jew in calradia came and looted the body,the jew even took the pubic hair in order to sell them to..
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Post by: Rage_Guy on June 04, 2012, 06:29:23 pm
im gay
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: RandomDude on June 08, 2012, 12:40:27 pm
Quote from: Lord_beer on June 04, 2012, 02:11:54 am
and aftet the rape was ended Baby Wolf a well known Jew in calradia came and looted the body,the jew even took the pubic hair in order to sell them to..

...zlisch, as he had none of his own, except for on his nose because...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Bjord on June 08, 2012, 01:24:08 pm
...his dick was a nose...
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Post by: Germanicus on June 09, 2012, 12:58:39 am
and then the gay horde "came" over the country
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: djavo on June 09, 2012, 01:44:07 am
they were assaulting every poor bastard that didn't flee in time just to find out that
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 09, 2012, 04:41:40 am
Quote from: djavo on June 09, 2012, 01:44:07 am
they were assaulting every poor bastard that didn't flee in time just to find out that

......the bastards they had fled with are gay however.......
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Latvian on June 09, 2012, 08:21:13 am
....friendship was just about to save world but than.....
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Post by: Original_Sin on June 09, 2012, 08:47:54 am
.. but than Boxxy came and..
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Post by: RandomDude on June 09, 2012, 03:49:13 pm
... everyone stopped butt fucking and stared at her because ...
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Post by: Rage_Guy on June 09, 2012, 04:27:27 pm
...she showed them her boobs,after that...
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Post by: Latvian on June 09, 2012, 05:36:59 pm
....but turned out that boxy is a japanese ladyboy which loves to penetrate.......
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Post by: RandomDude on June 09, 2012, 05:54:48 pm
... and penetrate he/she did, especially ....
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Post by: Latvian on June 09, 2012, 06:12:13 pm
....while watching live concert of justin beaver who turned out to be....
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Post by: djavo on June 09, 2012, 07:22:20 pm
7 th reincarnation of Siniša Vuco, he grabbed microphone, whipped out his cock and started singing...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Rage_Guy on June 09, 2012, 08:46:52 pm
... about big croatian dicks,later....
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Germanicus on June 10, 2012, 08:13:26 pm
and then einstein started his third reich
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Post by: LordBerenger on June 10, 2012, 08:15:02 pm
Quote from: Germanicus on June 10, 2012, 08:13:26 pm
and then einstein started his third reich

and trolled the jews but then USA came and...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Bjord on June 10, 2012, 08:19:16 pm
nuked all of Germany but mistook Germany for France and nuked France and then tried to cover up mistake by nuking Germany but missed and hit Schweiz but then realized it wasn't Schweiz but Sweden and then blamed it on radical muslims and al Qaida.

The End.
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: RandomDude on June 10, 2012, 08:32:45 pm
... and now part two starts with a peasant running for his life, his pants around his ankles, because...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 10, 2012, 08:33:03 pm
Quote from: Bjord on June 10, 2012, 08:19:16 pm
nuked all of Germany but mistook Germany for France and nuked France and then tried to cover up mistake by nuking Germany but missed and hit Schweiz but then realized it wasn't Schweiz but Sweden and then blamed it on radical muslims and al Qaida.

The End.
USA ALWAYS WINS
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Bulzur on June 10, 2012, 10:57:56 pm
Quote from: RandomDude on June 10, 2012, 08:32:45 pm
... and now part two starts with a peasant running for his life, his pants around his ankles, because...

...he's practicing for the annual potatoe race that will start in a week. Unfortunately...

http://www.photaki.fr/photo-enfants-avec-une-course-en-sac-de-pommes-de-terre_139141.htm
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 11, 2012, 02:44:23 am
Quote from: Bulzur on June 10, 2012, 10:57:56 pm
...he's practicing for the annual potatoe race that will start in a week. Unfortunately...

http://www.photaki.fr/photo-enfants-avec-une-course-en-sac-de-pommes-de-terre_139141.htm

..... He slipped in a puddle of cum and then............
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 11, 2012, 03:01:05 am
...wondered to himself again why they had routed the race thru a porn studio...
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Post by: Havoco on June 11, 2012, 03:49:28 am
... He was going to ask the race coordinator why they had routed the race through the porn studio, but when he saw the coordinator he immediately knew the answer. It was Ron Jeremy! So instead he....
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 11, 2012, 04:31:10 am
...boxed Ron up and packed him off to madagascar and released him to the wild, where he could live peacefully with the other hairy beasts...
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Post by: RandomDude on June 11, 2012, 04:07:22 pm
...such as okin, and umm conan the whore who had a massive...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 11, 2012, 05:06:12 pm
.... left nut which he used to knock out.......
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: BlindGuy on June 11, 2012, 06:31:12 pm
Quote from: Murmillus_Prime on June 11, 2012, 05:06:12 pm
.... left nut which he used to knock out.......

...any midget or child at waist height who crossed his path. This being said...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: RandomDude on June 11, 2012, 10:26:46 pm
...his rightnut was tiny by comparison which led to conan walking lopsided and...
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Post by: Bjord on June 11, 2012, 10:58:03 pm
...because his way of walking he would occasionally bump into random people which...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Tibe on June 14, 2012, 01:55:27 pm
....was not very useful in a potatoe race, so Conan....
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Rage_Guy on June 14, 2012, 02:55:04 pm
...decided to mastrubate, after that...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Draggon on June 14, 2012, 03:03:49 pm
...decided to also become a porn star like Ron Jeremy, and hence became known as Conan the Fuckinator.  After his fame crossed the land, he...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: djavo on June 14, 2012, 03:37:42 pm
Quote from: Draggon on June 14, 2012, 03:03:49 pm
...decided to also become a porn star like Ron Jeremy, and hence became known as Conan the Fuckinator.  After his fame crossed the land, he...

combo braked the story and did /thread
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 14, 2012, 03:54:35 pm
What a nice bedtime story
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Post by: RandomDude on June 15, 2012, 02:51:13 pm
Quote from: djavo on June 14, 2012, 03:37:42 pm
combo braked the story and did /thread

...but then he stopped and scratched his hairy head because he didnt know what the fuck...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Rage_Guy on June 15, 2012, 03:01:53 pm
... happened to his mothers asshole ...
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Post by: RandomDude on June 15, 2012, 03:33:53 pm
... and it had been on his mind so much that it threatened to...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 16, 2012, 12:27:07 am
....buy an XL buttplug however he stumbled upon.......
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: MR_FISTA on June 16, 2012, 01:43:29 am
A a malnourished african child, which distracted him from his gaping asshole, long enough to...
Title: Re: Lets make a story.
Post by: Karrypto on June 16, 2012, 05:03:49 pm
...notice the kid's giant black cock...
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Post by: Bjord on June 16, 2012, 07:54:46 pm
...which he instinctively grabbed a firm hold of as his affliction for black...
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Post by: BlindGuy on June 16, 2012, 09:07:09 pm
...and decker branded power tools led him to renovate the basement and...
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Post by: djavo on June 18, 2012, 02:08:07 am
,,,,then he saw something he will never forget....

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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 18, 2012, 12:34:33 pm
....the shape of djavo punching the air like a.....
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Post by: MR_FISTA on June 19, 2012, 09:00:24 pm
Drunken gypsy boxer
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Post by: Draggon on June 20, 2012, 03:51:37 pm
...and milking a one-uddered goat...
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Post by: Leesin on June 20, 2012, 10:36:01 pm
with his long soggy tongue
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Post by: Count_Curtis on June 21, 2012, 02:21:38 am
His penis flew right off of its socket...
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Post by: djavo on June 23, 2012, 03:33:03 pm
...he caught berenger's mom on sonar...
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Post by: RandomDude on June 24, 2012, 04:14:00 pm
... and also found himself on board a magical submarine which had ...
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 24, 2012, 07:14:47 pm
...greek flags draped over the chairs, but then....
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Post by: Lizard_man on June 24, 2012, 08:19:39 pm
...out of nowhere. A sea dwelling camel attacked without warning...
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Post by: RandomDude on June 24, 2012, 09:25:49 pm
... and luckily it drowned because the sea dwelling camels were just fucked like that. And so ...
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on June 24, 2012, 11:26:04 pm
.....berenger went on his merry way until bumping into......
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Post by: djavo on June 25, 2012, 01:00:18 am
...captain ahab who thought his submarine was...
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Post by: Anal Bleeding on June 25, 2012, 01:24:17 am
tubgirl.
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Post by: RandomDude on June 26, 2012, 10:34:27 am
... which it was, and she was massive but the really big problem was that ...
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Post by: Reddy on June 26, 2012, 07:44:30 pm
...it was Panos's mum and it spoke the language of...
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Post by: RandomDude on June 27, 2012, 02:15:12 pm
... apes, which is quite sexy when ...
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Post by: djavo on June 27, 2012, 02:18:49 pm
...you have 1 bottle of jack daniels inside you and you sniffed some...