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cRPG => Suggestions Corner => Game Balance Discussion => Topic started by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 28, 2012, 01:37:36 pm

Title: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 28, 2012, 01:37:36 pm
Ii am one of those people who find ninjas hopelessly gay.

They have laughable damage, they look gay, but they're also way to Japanese.

My suggestion is simple:

Boost:
Weabitch armors look by changing it with some goodlooking European or Arab shitz.
Katanas by changing them into Danish Greatswords.
Nodachis by removing them so that the poor fuckers who own them get free loompointz.

Nerf:
Their Japaneseness.

The reasoning is simple.
*Ninjas and Weaboos are gay.

* The pro-cavweabitches in cRPG moves their horses chars around with millimeter precision. This is not realistic for anyone who ever rode a horse moved around. They turn around on a dime, hitting you in the back about 3 seconds after you missed them. (Steppe horse weabitches at least) They can insta-stop..

* They get shot down from 2-3 hits from an archer or thrower. (But mysteriously survives a pike to the head..)

* They dodge arrows like a Ninja.. (This is the worst part, but vital for them of course, so I understand they have to do it)

* They run around in towns and mountains and rooftops and whatnot. Places where a horse gay my old friend would never be preferred, replace those with archers.

I totally don't wanna nerf or remove ninjas, I just wanna change it... what I wanna change is that weabitch armor look ugly as fuck, so why don't we change it to some good looking Arab or European shit? And that katana, it's really boring playstyle, so let's change

What do you think?

(Also: A lot of Weabitches will try to compensate by using Wakishashi so remove that gay shit too.)
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Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 28, 2012, 01:58:33 pm
HAHAHA. Had a good laugh and at Thomek's expense. +1
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Everkistus on May 28, 2012, 02:17:02 pm
Lol, a very good suggestion :D
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on May 28, 2012, 02:32:15 pm
This thread makes the most sense I have ever set my eyes upon in cRPG :P
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Vibe on May 28, 2012, 02:37:31 pm
PS I have tried a STF ninja and it really is gay, so this suggestion should 100% be implemented

PPS I AM NOT BIASED AT ALL
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Thomek on May 28, 2012, 03:17:43 pm
Just go and cry Zlisch and all other horselovers.

Cav will get nerfs or be changed sooner or later. The metagame sucks like it is, and it will only get worse before it gets better.
And that OP was just so funny and original and trolly I think I can't control myself!

Zlisch, you have zero talent, you are not funny, you are just a useless piece of crap enjoying to troll around on your poney.

And idk what is more gay, although I admit we all are.

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Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: [ptx] on May 28, 2012, 03:20:00 pm
Thomek mad
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on May 28, 2012, 03:49:37 pm
Just go and cry Zlisch and all other horselovers.

Cav will get nerfs or be changed sooner or later. The metagame sucks like it is, and it will only get worse before it gets better.
And that OP was just so funny and original and trolly I think I can't control myself!

Zlisch, you have zero talent, you are not funny, you are just a useless piece of crap enjoying to troll around on your poney.

And idk what is more gay, although I admit we all are.

It's so beautiful  :')
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Lord_Panos on May 28, 2012, 04:00:00 pm
Ranged dudes say about cav

Footmen say about ranged

Cav dudes say about pikes & ranged



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stop whining for everything,Ok I hate ranged and I hate ninjas playstyle but instead of whining I try to find ways to encounter them..Whining won`t do any good..


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Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Everkistus on May 28, 2012, 04:06:23 pm
stuff
Once again I fully agree with Panos. Good stuff.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on May 28, 2012, 04:12:08 pm
I would like to see sources that ninjas are gay.
As far as I know ninjas share only three things in common:
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Other definitive proof that there are non-gay ninjas is this film script written by one of the best known ninjas ever, Robert Hamburger:
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Here is proof that in 1986 a ninja porked 500 babes in one go:
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Upgrading the katanas to Danish Great swords does sound tempting, my dear Zlisch. That would definately solve most of my problems with the cavalry and that helmet would save me from plenty of grief from archers and horse archers. It would definately only buff ninjas.
 However, the problem is that the Danish Great Sword according to my quick google search seems even more gay than the katana currently is. What's my proof, I hear you weak voices whisper? Well, when I googled katana, I found just a bunch of pictures of katana. That seems normal.

However, when I googled Danish Great Sword, on the fourth row of pictures there was already influences of gay. Here's what I mean:
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I mean. There are just so many metaphors for gay in that it's unbelievable. A few pics after that I saw this:
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Honestly. That's pretty gay. And once I found myself to the 12th row I saw pictures of tons of seemingly gay men and evetually stumbled to this picture which in my opinion is the greatest proof of how gay the danish great sword is:
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Seriously.

However, I do recognize that the katana does look Japanese which I have to say, I prefer over the obvious gayness of the Danish Great Sword.


In case your still wondering how gay the Danish Great Sword is. Here is another picture of one:
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I mean... Who decorates his sword hilt with hairy balls?

Sources:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
http://www.google.fi/ and pictures found in the google searches.

Ta ta, gents. I need to finish my other essay now.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Leshma on May 28, 2012, 04:33:48 pm
According to Zlisch, I'll get 3 loompoints for my MW Nodachi. That's two million gold. I'm in.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 28, 2012, 04:33:54 pm
Cav will get nerfs or be changed sooner or later. The metagame sucks like it is, and it will only get worse before it gets better.
And that OP was just so funny and original and trolly I think I can't control myself!

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But Thomek, I thought your final solution suggestion was a change in playstyle and totally not a huge fucking nerf...
You lied to us Thomek?  :cry:

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And Chlorine please just jump out of the closet you gay ass ninja fucker... BTW: The real reason you wouldn't mind having your my old friendtana changed into a danish greatsword is the very fact that you saw something on it that you thought looked like balls... (if your balls look like that I'd advice going to the doctor btw)

EDIT: Leshma, you deserve it for holding onto such a gay in need of change weapon.
REMEMBER! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BUFFING/CHANGING THE NINJAS BY CHANGING THEIR PLAYSTYLE! AND UNLIKE THOMEKS THREAD MY SUGGESTIONS WOULD ACTUALLY BUFF NINJAS!
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Ronin on May 28, 2012, 04:37:30 pm
Claiming that horse is gay, just because it is white; is gay.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on May 28, 2012, 04:42:59 pm
Such anger. Have I insulted you? In that case, please let me apologize immediately for any offense I may have caused.

You seem to really want me to be gay, though. Any particular reason? I've heard gay people like men dressed in tight black leather.

Also, I would like to point out that I have no issues with gay people, live long and prosper my merry friends.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 28, 2012, 04:45:24 pm
Considering how many more people approve of my suggestions towards ninjas and weaboos compared to Thomeks idea towards cav I highly suggest the devs add this before 2013.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: krampe on May 28, 2012, 04:54:13 pm
Honestly. That's pretty gay. And once I found myself to the 12th row I saw pictures of tons of seemingly gay men and evetually stumbled to this picture which in my opinion is the greatest proof of how gay the danish great sword is:
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Seriously.

Actually thats Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen, she was really hot, 30 years ago though
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on May 28, 2012, 05:28:30 pm
Its a good point. Right this moment Zlisch's suggestion is +14 positives and Thomeks is at 0. Thats infinity times more support for nerfing Finally disposing of making ninjas different over horses... Infinity is a pretty large factor of support :D
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 28, 2012, 05:40:44 pm
Its a good point. Right this moment Zlisch's suggestion is +14 positives and Thomeks is at 0. Thats infinity times more support for nerfing Finally disposing of making ninjas different over horses... Infinity is a pretty large factor of support :D
This isn't a nerf thread, we aren't supporting nerfing ninjas, we just want to make it different, read the title!
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on May 28, 2012, 05:43:26 pm
sorry will edit :P
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Peasant_Woman on May 30, 2012, 12:03:01 am
Upvote this post if you think Zilsch should be forced to wear ninja gear for the rest of ever.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 30, 2012, 03:39:33 am
Upvote this post if you think Zilsch should be forced to wear ninja gear for the rest of ever.
Upvote this post if you think Peasant_Women should be glued onto a steppe horse and dressed by the GKs.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on June 01, 2012, 01:51:55 pm
Well Ninjas are using japanese weapons and they wont be ninjas anymore if you would give them a danish my old friendsword
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 01, 2012, 01:53:27 pm
Well Ninjas are using japanese weapons and they wont be ninjas anymore if you would give them a danish my old friendsword
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Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 02, 2012, 12:27:17 am
Well Ninjas are using japanese weapons and they wont be ninjas anymore if you would give them a danish my old friendsword
Slow, eh?
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on June 03, 2012, 09:34:12 am
Slow, eh?
Did you read my post? I think no I ll give you an overview
You want to give Ninjas a danish that is made in denmark what means that they were used in denmark =o but those Ninjas only lived in japan (mainly) and they didnt know anything about the weapons of us so they made their own swords which are called: Nodachi,Katana,Wakizashi (to be honest that were only samurai weapons in real they used swords like the kodachi) and the naginatas (also known as long hafted blade) and those swords were pretty fine what means that they were/are sharp like hell what should give them a high damage in crpg and what they already have (only wakizashi should get more damage BUFF)
If I sum up all facts then there should be a Buff for the wakizashi and the items should stay. there are also those ninjas and wannabe ninjas who are actually "roleplaying" and what is better than roleplaying in a game? your nerf would give them nothing but takes all of them so you really should learn something about history of japan (its quite interesting)  and sry for those rude words now shut the fuck up that this is a new way for ninjas that would totally destroy them so get the fuck out here if they annoy you and get a real life
Yours sincerely sF_Leonidas :*
(Sry for grammar,Im a bit drunk and write on the mobile phone)
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: BlackMilk on June 03, 2012, 09:42:20 am
Did you read my post? I think no I ll give you an overview
You want to give Ninjas a danish that is made in denmark what means that they were used in denmark =o but those Ninjas only lived in japan (mainly) and they didnt know anything about the weapons of us so they made their own swords which are called: Nodachi,Katana,Wakizashi (to be honest that were only samurai weapons in real they used swords like the kodachi) and the naginatas (also known as long hafted blade) and those swords were pretty fine what means that they were/are sharp like hell what should give them a high damage in crpg and what they already have (only wakizashi should get more damage BUFF)
If I sum up all facts then there should be a Buff for the wakizashi and the items should stay. there are also those ninjas and wannabe ninjas who are actually "roleplaying" and what is better than roleplaying in a game? your nerf would give them nothing but takes all of them so you really should learn something about history of japan (its quite interesting)  and sry for those rude words now shut the fuck up that this is a new way for ninjas that would totally destroy them so get the fuck out here if they annoy you and get a real life
Yours sincerely sF_Leonidas :*
(Sry for grammar,Im a bit drunk and write on the mobile phone)
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Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: HarunYahya on June 03, 2012, 10:19:01 am
I SUPPORT THIS CAUSE !


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Conclusion:
Gtfo gayjas and take your gayness with you.
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Your glances cannot kill anyone anyway...
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2012, 07:06:13 am
Bump for change!!!
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Penitent on June 08, 2012, 07:34:57 pm
Agree with OP.  Removing ninjas will help the game more than nerfing a class.
All classes are fairly balanced. 

Ninjas are not a class, however, but a subclass.  They should be changed.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 08, 2012, 10:40:11 pm
Agree with OP.  Removing CHANGING ninjas will help the game more than nerfing a class.
All classes are fairly balanced. 

Ninjas are not a class, however, but a subclass.  They should be changed.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Kerrigan on June 09, 2012, 03:25:37 pm
I like this. Kerrigan approves this topic.

Made me laugh.
Title: Re: Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)
Post by: Ujio on June 09, 2012, 06:57:39 pm
Or just add realistic Japanese gear, instead of "Hollywood ninja running around in black pyjamas with Shuriken" gear