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Title: Eurovision
Post by: the real god emperor on May 27, 2012, 11:01:55 am
SUX
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: [ptx] on May 27, 2012, 11:25:40 am
Who gives a fuck about the Eurovision schlagerfest? I mean, really, it's like a show for all the 3rd-class "artists" and weirdos to show off? :?
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: the real god emperor on May 27, 2012, 03:52:28 pm
I am just watching for shows, not for the contest, i dont care who came 1st
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 27, 2012, 04:41:15 pm
Kingdom of Sweden won.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Elmetiacos on May 27, 2012, 05:06:54 pm
Voting in regional blocs reached new heights of ridiculousness.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: cmp on May 27, 2012, 05:17:16 pm
Eurovision has been trash since everyone and his mother started singing in english.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2012, 06:44:56 pm
Cmp, the Eurovision elitist.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Christo on May 27, 2012, 06:47:55 pm
Eurovision contest is a joke.

WTF Is Azerbaijan doing in it anyway?
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on May 27, 2012, 07:22:39 pm
Turkey definitely conducted the best performance! AND it was strange! +2!
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Bjord on May 27, 2012, 08:48:14 pm
CMP FUCK YOU AND FUCK ITALY. You didn't give us a single point. :|

Also, Eurovision is usually a joke but this year IMO right song won. Not because I'm Swedish but because it was actually decent, and I've met Christer Björkman(the guy who produced the song). Very impressive work.

The ability to be able to appreciate things even if it doesn't "suit" your persona is a good thing. Same principle of not judging people you don't know(albeit harder).
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2012, 09:19:34 pm
I heard SD didn't like it though lolololol.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Bjord on May 27, 2012, 09:21:11 pm
Because she wasn't an "ethnic" Swede lmao. Fucking Nationalists.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on May 27, 2012, 09:25:28 pm
Bjord should have been rapping for Sweden, and Panos for Greece.. In-fact we should have a c-RPG Eurovision.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2012, 09:31:08 pm
Quote from: Bjord on May 27, 2012, 09:21:11 pm
Because she wasn't an "ethnic" Swede lmao. Fucking Nationalists.

Didn't watch it but checked on YewTube. And it was pretty good. Not something i'd put in my playlist but it was good.


Also i bet 100 bucks Panos fapped off to that greek skank lol.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on May 27, 2012, 09:56:10 pm
who the fuck is eurovision?

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Bjord on May 27, 2012, 10:19:04 pm
In the worst days of the worst times along came Murmillus Prime
he thought he was special but truth be told, never was there a statement more ridiculous and bold
because unlike other people
you're not like other people
you're a sheep wishing it was a lion, blame your mom bitch was obv lying
"son you can be anything"
words that you swallowed, just like your mother did
every night, for not more than a quid
just like your mom you need to get real
you aint a big fish in a little pond
you a big shit on the lawn
preach, nigga


Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Svitjodvarg on May 27, 2012, 10:48:39 pm
Quote from: Bjord on May 27, 2012, 09:21:11 pm
Because she wasn't an "ethnic" Swede lmao. Fucking Nationalists.

SD aint nationalists.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on May 27, 2012, 11:05:51 pm
Quote from: Svitjodvarg on May 27, 2012, 10:48:39 pm
SD aint nationalists.

bjord is a turkish immigrant living in sweden :(
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on May 28, 2012, 12:06:15 am
Quote from: Bjord on May 27, 2012, 10:19:04 pm
In the worst days of the worst times along came Murmillus Prime
he thought he was special but truth be told, never was there a statement more ridiculous and bold
because unlike other people
you're not like other people
you're a sheep wishing it was a lion, blame your mom bitch was obv lying
"son you can be anything"
words that you swallowed, just like your mother did
every night, for not more than a quid
just like your mom you need to get real
you aint a big fish in a little pond
you a big shit on the lawn
preach, nigga

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NUL POINT!

In times of cRPG, times of rage for some and glee for others,
Some fought as bitter rivals and some as bound brothers,
Then came a fair headed man sporting fake tan,
His name was Bjord who was decent until floored,
A gentleman sometimes but a cunt for the rest,
He'd fight and fight until he got bested,
Then he'd snap back like a bitch his defeat barely digested,
Bitter with resentment his failure laid bare,
Open for all to see and laugh at but really not care,
But poor ol Bjord took it to heart in the end,
Decided to rap for Sweden with his heart bleedin.
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Logen on May 28, 2012, 11:24:26 pm
so much truth in one thread my eyes are bleedin
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Leshma on May 28, 2012, 11:42:54 pm
Your eyes are always bleeding...
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Bjord on May 28, 2012, 11:44:52 pm
yeh cous his dedy skulfuked him hehee
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on May 28, 2012, 11:45:38 pm
Quote from: Bjord on May 28, 2012, 11:44:52 pm
yeh cous his dedy skulfuked him hehee

Niuh NiUH wattcha gooooona sayyy WWAAATCHAA GOONA SAY!
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: LordBerenger on May 29, 2012, 12:13:45 am
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on May 27, 2012, 11:05:51 pm
bjord is a turkish immigrant living in sweden :(

OMG ZE EPICNESS! BJORD IS A MULTICULTURALIST AND SVITDJO IS A DIE HARD NATIONALIST WHO WANTS EVERY NON WHITE OUT!


ROUND 1! FIGHT!
Title: Re: Eurovision
Post by: shirogu on May 29, 2012, 09:41:08 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on May 27, 2012, 11:25:40 am
Who gives a fuck about the Eurovision schlagerfest? I mean, really, it's like a show for all the 3rd-class "artists" and weirdos to show off? :?

true :D I only loved epic sax guy back in 2010