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Strategus => Faction Halls => Topic started by: Gomer on May 14, 2012, 11:12:45 pm

Title: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 14, 2012, 11:12:45 pm
                                   
  Welcome to the one and only Clan Thread that is fucking Alpha:

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    Some clans claim to be the best. Shit them bitches are officially tripping. We are the best. Need any proof? Bitch I'm in it. We accept all members that I like. If I don't like you go fuck yourself. I seriously don't give a fuck. I am only looking for members that are Alpha Male and are decent at the game. Most likley not you. Seriously If I am the only member I wouldn't mind. Cause we'd still be the best clan in the game. Apply below!

Inspirations:
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Members:
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Join DoucheBag! (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=post;topic=31915.0;last_msg=472302) And cleanse the world of Noobs! (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=profile;u=1683)
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 14, 2012, 11:55:15 pm
Kony Has Joined BWAHAHAHA.... Good Start!
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 16, 2012, 03:46:32 am
Best Clan in game! I went -8 and 12 w/o being kicked. Top that PRO!!!!
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Cyclopsided on May 16, 2012, 08:30:17 am
You're not alpha in any way whatsoever, So I don't get it.
Alpha males are people others want to follow. An Alpha wolf leads a pack of others who wish to follow it. A lone wolf who is cast out as a weakling from other packs is the exact opposite of alpha.

You're not even good at trolling, it is why you get banned repeatedly from every community you join.
I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just trying to call it like it is. I don't want you to be like this, it's very unbecoming.

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Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 16, 2012, 08:57:45 am
Quote from: Marathon on May 16, 2012, 08:30:17 am
You're not alpha in any way whatsoever, So I don't get it.
Alpha males are people others want to follow. An Alpha wolf leads a pack of others who wish to follow it. A lone wolf who is cast out as a weakling from other packs is the exact opposite of alpha.

You're not even good at trolling, it is why you get banned repeatedly from every community you join.
I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just trying to call it like it is. I don't want you to be like this, it's very unbecoming.

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^^^ Has Been Troll'd
However much time you spent writing this was time I have robbed from your life. I seriously don't give a fuck what people think and to be honest by you reading my post at all you subjugated yourself to reading a load of shit. PS Bad Troll = Best Troll cause trolling isn't about how others feel it is about making yourself get a semi chub. I do that very well and therefor IMO I am good troll. Either way I am ALPHA and you sir are BETA. Good day

PS: Kony I <3 You
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: [ptx] on May 16, 2012, 09:11:21 am
Le sigh.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: spl00gedon on May 16, 2012, 09:15:55 am
Lamest thread in the game right now...

Go to the MM thread if you want to read something worthwhile...

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,28296.0.html

Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Cyclopsided on May 16, 2012, 10:54:41 am
Quote from: Gomer on May 16, 2012, 08:57:45 am
^^^ Has Been Troll'd
However much time you spent writing this was time I have robbed from your life. I seriously don't give a fuck what people think and to be honest by you reading my post at all you subjugated yourself to reading a load of shit. PS Bad Troll = Best Troll cause trolling isn't about how others feel it is about making yourself get a semi chub. I do that very well and therefor IMO I am good troll. Either way I am ALPHA and you sir are BETA. Good day

PS: Kony I <3 You
You don't actually think that took more than a minute and a half to type, and this brought a smile to my face.
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Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 19, 2012, 09:43:45 am
Quote from: spl00gedon on May 16, 2012, 09:15:55 am
Best thread in the game right now...
Fixed
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Black Wind on May 19, 2012, 09:47:42 am
Here in PK, we get too many mimic clans. Like so.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 19, 2012, 09:52:01 am
Quote from: Black Wind on May 19, 2012, 09:47:42 am
Here in PK, we all suck dick.
Fixed.

PS: I have been a fucking my old friendet since Exp barns baby! I'm the original PRO douche mix. So stop sucking so hard your giving yourself a concision.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Black Wind on May 19, 2012, 10:10:32 am
Quote from: Gomer on May 19, 2012, 09:52:01 am
Fixed.

PS: I have been a fucking my old friendet since Exp barns baby! I'm the original PRO douche mix. So stop sucking so hard your giving yourself a concision.


Hey, easy now boy. I've been in cRPG since day one.

Now, just because we declined your application due to sub-par skills, no reason to trash talk us here.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Rainbow on May 19, 2012, 06:40:08 pm
You care what people think otherwise you wouldn't make threads like this or give responses.  I have never met somebody who says "I don't care what people think" and actually not care. 
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 19, 2012, 08:19:23 pm
Quote from: Black Wind on May 19, 2012, 10:10:32 am

Hey, easy now boy. I've been in cRPG since day one.

Now, just because we declined your application due to sub-par skills, no reason to trash talk us here.
I applied? Haha
Quote from: Rainbow on May 19, 2012, 06:40:08 pm
You care what people think otherwise you wouldn't make threads like this or give responses.  I have never met somebody who says "I don't care what people think" and actually not care. 
This boy is on to me...
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Voso on May 20, 2012, 12:12:52 am
Hey now, don't be rude guys. I think Gomer is a pretty successful troll because he is stupid and annoying as fuck. :]


Keep on keepin' on.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 20, 2012, 12:22:11 am
Quote from: Voso on May 20, 2012, 12:12:52 am
Hey now, don't be rude guys. I think Gomer is a pretty successful troll because he is stupid and annoying as fuck. :]


Keep on keepin' on.
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Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on May 21, 2012, 07:43:49 am
Don't worry, Gomer.

I offer nothing but luck and prosperity to your new clan.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 21, 2012, 07:53:19 am
Quote from: Froto_the_Loc on May 21, 2012, 07:43:49 am
Don't worry, Gomer.

I offer nothing but luck and prosperity to your new clan.
Thanks. But to call this a clan would be like calling the KKK a clan. This is more of a belief, more of a religion and way of life. Many people are part of this clan W/O even knowing...
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 22, 2012, 09:15:27 am
Would like to congratulate the clan on it's wonderful display today on battle. We did well. By that I mean I did well.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: isatis on May 22, 2012, 02:31:58 pm
Quote from: Gomer on May 21, 2012, 07:53:19 am
Thanks. But to call this a clan would be like calling the KKK a clan. This is more of a belief, more of a religion and way of life. Many people are part of this clan W/O even knowing...

I know, I'm in that clan!! I never thought so...

(for reference see my trading topic, the thread where you can find strange loom and awesome gear!! http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,31533.new.html#new)
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 23, 2012, 02:07:44 am
Quote from: isatis on May 22, 2012, 02:31:58 pm
I know, I'm in that clan!! I never thought so...

(for reference see my trading topic, the thread where you can find strange loom and awesome gear!! http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,31533.new.html#new)
DoucheBag_isatis :P (Ps: I have a evil idea if your interested!)
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: isatis on May 23, 2012, 02:31:26 am
what kind of evil meanie idea?
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on May 23, 2012, 03:08:28 am
Quote from: isatis on May 23, 2012, 02:31:26 am
what kind of evil meanie idea?
I shall PM you this plan of destruction!
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Kayle on May 23, 2012, 03:52:54 pm
Quote from: Gomer on May 21, 2012, 07:53:19 am
Thanks. But to call this a clan would be like calling the KKK a clan. This is more of a belief, more of a religion and way of life. Many people are part of this clan W/O even knowing...
ku klux KLAN
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: isatis on May 23, 2012, 10:38:10 pm
PM received!
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on June 06, 2012, 08:48:12 am
Quote from: isatis on May 23, 2012, 10:38:10 pm
PM received!
We must meet in Invicti TS!
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Tibe on June 06, 2012, 09:26:02 am
I dunno Gomer, seems to me u trying too hard to be liked althou you say u dont give a shit. You are kinda primitive troll aka one who only appeals to 13 year olds or less.
I must say the stuff Spl00gedon posted in his thread was shitloads funnier with that MENSTRUALMONSOON thing, very clever and well thought out.
You on the other hand are just like: "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, IM A TROLL TOO, PLEASE LIKE ME!!!!"

Hence the criticism you will clearly condemn, I still wish u good luck......and dont be hard on new playerz  or Mod is D E A D. :D
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Lannistark on June 06, 2012, 07:33:21 pm
Penis sex is nice. Why don't you try penis sex.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on June 07, 2012, 06:18:51 am
Quote from: Lannistark on June 06, 2012, 07:33:21 pm
Penis sex is nice. Why don't you try penis sex.
I have been meaning to buy one of those.
Quote from: TiberiusX on June 06, 2012, 09:26:02 am
I dunno Gomer, seems to me u trying too hard to be liked althou you say u dont give a shit. You are kinda primitive troll aka one who only appeals to 13 year olds or less.
I must say the stuff Spl00gedon posted in his thread was shitloads funnier with that MENSTRUALMONSOON thing, very clever and well thought out.
You on the other hand are just like: "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, IM A TROLL TOO, PLEASE LIKE ME!!!!"

Hence the criticism you will clearly condemn, I still wish u good luck......and dont be hard on new playerz  or Mod is D E A D. :D
I troll for me not others. If you don't like my methods of trolling complaining only feeds me.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: MrShine on June 07, 2012, 03:42:39 pm
when all goes wrong it's easy to fall back on "I'm only trolling!"

(just saying)


Good luck!
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 02:25:13 am
Quote from: MrShine on June 07, 2012, 03:42:39 pm
when all goes wrong it's easy to fall back on "I'm only trolling!"

(just saying)


Good luck!
I just trollin
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: spl00gedon on June 08, 2012, 04:52:25 am
god this thread is so bitch-made
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 04:54:32 am
Quote from: spl00gedon on June 08, 2012, 04:52:25 am
god this thread is so bitch-made
I love you
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: spl00gedon on June 08, 2012, 05:16:56 am
Quote from: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 04:54:32 am
I love you

shuddup queer
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on June 08, 2012, 05:35:27 am
Quote from: spl00gedon on June 08, 2012, 05:16:56 am
shuddup queer
The things I would do to you...
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Black Wind on June 18, 2012, 04:40:25 pm
Nice memberlist, have anyone in it?|L(O)|L

bump
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Lannistark on June 18, 2012, 07:55:47 pm
Good luck with clan, or whatever you call this thing.
Title: Re: [DoucheBag] - "We Cleanse the game of Noobs!"
Post by: Gomer on June 19, 2012, 12:34:12 am
Quote from: Black Wind on June 18, 2012, 04:40:25 pm
Nice memberlist, have anyone in it?|L(O)|L

bump
6 Members ATM But I kinda just wana kick ever1 cause I want the banner to myself....
Quote from: Lannistark on June 18, 2012, 07:55:47 pm
Good luck with clan, or whatever you call this thing.
Not a clan it's a way of life :P