cRPG
Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Kafein on April 23, 2012, 07:00:20 pm
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I just noticed this work of art, and I think it deserves a better place to be looked at and studied carefully.
Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet. To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable. You will never achieve anything of merit. Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail. You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you. You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division. Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning. Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence. Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle. This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely. You peaked when you fell out of the womb.
Get out and never return.
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Epic rage is epic.
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Really? I found that paragraph exceptionally cheesy-teenage-y, almost couldn't bear to read it through.
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Can't wait till TOD reads it
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If you're going to quote it quote the original!
Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet. To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable. You will never achieve anything of merit. Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail. You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you. You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division. Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning. Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence. Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle. This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely. You peaked when you fell out of the womb.
Get out and never return.
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I thought you boxxy bundle of stickss were on the same team
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sage&hide... Don't hate the player, hate the game