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Title: Replace the movie title game!
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 15, 2011, 02:02:06 pm
Ok, in this edition of 'Replace the movie title game!', you have to replace one or more words of a movies title with the word - Cunt

I'll start with...

The Cunts Have Eyes (The Hills Have Eyes)



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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 15, 2011, 02:03:11 pm
28 Cunts Later (28 Days later)
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Post by: Christo on March 15, 2011, 02:18:27 pm
Gone in Sixty Cunts.

Makes no sense lol.
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Post by: Joxer on March 15, 2011, 02:21:32 pm
An officer and a cunt.
I like this game.
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Post by: BattalGazi on March 15, 2011, 02:25:27 pm
The Cunt, The Cunt and The Cunt ( The Good, The Bad and The Ugly )
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 15, 2011, 02:32:00 pm
The Kings Cunt (The Kings Speech)
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 15, 2011, 02:35:28 pm
Btw mutations are allowed! Example:

The Cuntinator (The Terminator)
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Post by: Vibe on March 15, 2011, 03:43:54 pm
The Cuntfather (The Godfather)
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Post by: Teeth on March 15, 2011, 03:49:59 pm
Apocalypse Cunt
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Post by: BlackMilk on March 15, 2011, 03:50:46 pm
The Cunt After Tomorrow
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Post by: Punisher on March 15, 2011, 04:14:30 pm
The Lord of the Cunts: The Fellowship of the Cunt
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Post by: LordBerenger on March 15, 2011, 04:21:37 pm
Cuntfellas  (Goodfellas)
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Post by: BattalGazi on March 15, 2011, 05:33:44 pm
My Big Fat Greek Cunt ( My Big Fat Greek Wedding )
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Post by: Mtemtko on March 15, 2011, 05:41:45 pm
Cunt Never Dies  (Tomorrow never dies)
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Post by: Dez Nutz on March 15, 2011, 06:23:57 pm
The Cunt who stole Christmas (The Grinch who stole Christmas)
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Post by: Grey on March 15, 2011, 06:42:07 pm
Quote from: Christo on March 15, 2011, 02:18:27 pm
Gone in Sixty Cunts.

Makes no sense lol.


No, movie is called:

Cunt in 60seconds
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Post by: Ujin on March 15, 2011, 06:43:09 pm
Primal Cunt (Primal Fear)

The last Cunt of Scotland (The last king of Scotland)

Cunt Fiction (well.. you know this one yourself)

The Cunt's Speech ( The King's Speech)

The Black Cunt (the Black Swan)



... this topic is so friggin' childish but can't resist it at the same time :D
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Post by: Quirian on March 15, 2011, 06:48:34 pm
Saving Private Cunt
Cuntheart
The Cunt (The Patriot)
Crimson Cunt (Crimson Tide)
Independence Cunt
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Post by: Joxer on March 15, 2011, 06:49:14 pm
Dr. Cunt
From Cunt with Love
Cuntfinger
Thundercunt
You Only Cunt Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Cunt
Cunts Are Forever
Live and Let Cunt
The Man with the Golden Cunt
The Cunt Who Loved Me
Mooncunt
For Your Cunt Only
Cuntpussy
A View to a Cunt
The Living cuntlights
Cunt to Kill
GoldenCunt
Cunt Never Dies
The Cunt Is Not Enough
Cunt Another Day
Cunt Royale
Quantum of cunt
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Post by: BlackMilk on March 15, 2011, 06:54:48 pm
Lord of the Cunts
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 15, 2011, 07:05:47 pm
Wrong Cunt (Wrong Turn)

Cunt 4 (SAW 4)

Robocunt (Robocop)

Blair Cunt Project (Blair Witch Project)
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Post by: Grey on March 15, 2011, 07:17:06 pm
Quote from: Joxer on March 15, 2011, 06:49:14 pm
Dr. Cunt
From Cunt with Love
Cuntfinger
Thundercunt
You Only Cunt Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Cunt
Cunts Are Forever
Live and Let Cunt
The Man with the Golden Cunt
The Cunt Who Loved Me
Mooncunt
For Your Cunt Only
Cuntpussy
A View to a Cunt
The Living cuntlights
Cunt to Kill
GoldenCunt
Cunt Never Dies
The Cunt Is Not Enough
Cunt Another Day
Cunt Royale
Quantum of cunt


you missed the very best bond film:

Cuntfinger
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 15, 2011, 07:34:56 pm
Dude, where's my Cunt? (Dude where's my car?)
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Post by: LordBerenger on March 15, 2011, 07:37:48 pm
Quote from: Grey on March 15, 2011, 07:17:06 pm
you missed the very best bond film:

Cuntfinger

He wrote it o.O 3rd movie.

Anyways hmm another ones by me..

Dawn of the Cunt (Dawn of the Dead)

Land of the Cunt (Land of the Dead)

Star Wars: Revenge of the Cunt (Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith)

Funny Cunt (Funny Girl)

Cunt Alone (Home Alone)

and last one..... Monty Python and the Holy Cunt ( Monthy Python and the holy grail).
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Post by: Marblecake on March 15, 2011, 07:38:58 pm
My personal favorite up till now was My Big Fat Greek Cunt....thanks for the laugh  :mrgreen:

I'll give it a try:

The Cunt always rings twice (The Postman always rings twice)

Much Ado about Cunts (Much Ado about Nothing)

Inglourious Cunts  :D
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Post by: Joxer on March 15, 2011, 07:50:43 pm
The dirty little cunt  :twisted:
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Post by: Siiem on March 15, 2011, 08:15:50 pm
Once upon a time in the cunt.
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Post by: Belatu on March 15, 2011, 08:25:13 pm
2001 a Space Cunt  8-)
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Post by: Poetrydog on March 15, 2011, 08:37:08 pm
American Cunt: The Naked Mile (American Pie: The Naked Mile)
Black Cunt (Black Dynamite)
Kungfu Cunt (Kungfu Panda)
Cunt story (Toy story)
Cuntclub (Fightclub)
X-Cunt (X-men)
Cunt-Men (X-men)
Dragoncunt Z (Dragonball Z)
Forest Cunt (Forest Gump)
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Post by: Grey on March 15, 2011, 09:58:10 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on March 15, 2011, 07:37:48 pm
He wrote it o.O 3rd movie.

Had blindness after I caught:

Cunt Fever (Cabin Fever)

Last weekend I watched all my childhood favs:

Cunt Yeller

Snowwhite and the 7 Cunts

Cunterella

The Little Cuntmaid

Cuntbo

Then I watched some Cuntarino stuff:

From Cunt 'till Dawn

Cunt Brown

Reservoir Cunts

Cunt Proof.

Ultimately this depressed me so I lightened the mood with Leslie Cuntsen classics:

The Naked Cunt: From files of cunt squad!

The Naked Cunt 2 1/2: The smell of cunt.

The Naked Cunt 33 1/2: The final cunt.

Dracula: Cunt and loving it.

Best chuckle thread ever.
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Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 15, 2011, 10:27:12 pm
Cunts of the Caribbean (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Short Cunt 2, "Cunt 5 is alive!" (Short circuit 2)

Cunts on a Plane (Snakes on a Plane)

Cuntacus (Spartacus)

Bulletproof Cunt (Bulletproof Monk)

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Post by: BattalGazi on March 15, 2011, 11:21:56 pm
Quote from: Marblecake on March 15, 2011, 07:38:58 pm
My personal favorite up till now was My Big Fat Greek Cunt....thanks for the laugh  :mrgreen:

Thanks for that mate ;) Here comes some more;

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cunt (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

Cunt Rider ( Ghost Rider )

The Cunt Wears Prada ( The Devil Wears Prada )
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Post by: BattalGazi on March 15, 2011, 11:32:55 pm
My Sister's Cunt ( My Sister's Keeper)

My Name is Cunt ( My Name is Earl )

My Best Friend's Cunt ( My Best Friend's Girl )

Cunt Crashers ( Wedding Crashers )

Deep Blue Cunt ( Deep Blue Sea )

It would be interesting to replace some TV series titles:

The Big Cunt Theory ( The Big Bang Theory )

How I Met Your Cunt ( How I Met Your Mother )
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Post by: Babelfish on March 15, 2011, 11:56:32 pm
Just out of curiosity OP, are you by any chance making a movie but lacking a name? =D
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Post by: MrShovelFace on March 16, 2011, 12:02:17 am
Indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal cunt (Indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull)
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Post by: Ujin on March 16, 2011, 12:52:09 am
Quote from: BattalGazi on March 15, 2011, 11:32:55 pm


Deep Blue Cunt ( Deep Blue Sea )


That's how they should call an Avatar porn parody if they ever make one.