cRPG
Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Germanicus on April 11, 2012, 05:18:40 pm
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guys ....i have a dream.....a C-rpg full of peasants....and i....im the only knight.....the only knight which wins everyround and have constantly x5......
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k.
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Peasants would own you with tridents and cudgels.
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5 or 6 0-1-2-3-4-5 lvl peasants with short spears will kick your ass
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or one herkkuderp level 5 peasant (peasant skill level 10000)
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or one herkkuderp level 5 peasant (peasant skill level 10000)
Dude can you send me that avatar's link? I liked that so much...
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Yeah I have that dream too.
All the peasants have 0 ps and cant hit you with their wooden sticks, while you run around with 8PS and Plate.
And a Greatsword.
And then you slash left and right, hear the peasants wail in terror and shit themselves while you show no mercy and cut down women, children and warriors alike.
The Bodyparts are spraying around and your plate armor slowly turns red.You can taste guts through your visor slit.
From the side of your eye you see the wifes of the slaughtered cry in ultimate fear for their very life!
As you smash in skulls and open up bellys you feel evil-ish satisfaction part through your intestines, releasing a giant victory fart killing the rest of the few withstanding peasants with it´s poisonous gas.
You then proceed to rape every thing with holes in the city, including the chicken.
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Dude can you send me that avatar's link? I liked that so much...
NOOOOOOO
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Yeah I have that dream too.
All the peasants have 0 ps and cant hit you with their wooden sticks, while you run around with 8PS and Plate.
And a Greatsword.
And then you slash left and right, hear the peasants wail in terror and shit themselves while you show no mercy and cut down women, children and warriors alike.
The Bodyparts are spraying around and your plate armor slowly turns red.You can taste guts through your visor slit.
From the side of your eye you see the wifes of the slaughtered cry in ultimate fear for their very life!
As you smash in skulls and open up bellys you feel evil-ish satisfaction part through your intestines, releasing a giant victory fart killing the rest of the few withstanding peasants with it´s poisonous gas.
You then proceed to rape every thing with holes in the city, including the chicken.
nice to see someoneunderstand me
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And then wake up, and be rape by a fake peasant with a cudgel :mrgreen:
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marlyse win