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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Bigadaboosh on April 05, 2012, 10:59:22 am
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Hello Anwyl. My name is Bigadaboosh, aka Beegaboosh, aka Big bad bosh, aka bigadouche, aka bogadouchebag, aka bigotaboosh, aka baby faced bob, aka Duo Maxwell, and aka The Reipuman. One day many moons ago, my good friend told me about a "video game" with a superb melee system that was really fun to play with others. You may know this friend as "uumdi". This was later proven to be a farce. Anyway I bought "Mount & Blade Warband" and installed it along with "Crpg". I was quick to realize that this wasn't the type of game I could just pick up and be good at. My weak level one Bigadaboosh with his club in hand being slain over and over, all the while clinging to the small yet sweet pipe dream of one day being a true two handed hero. Slowly but surely I practiced my blocking and bought new weapons and armor as Bigadaboosh grew in strength. I even started beating my good friend Uumdi here and there. He sure is a rascal with that ol english bill. I came to a point in my life where I finally claimed my prized treasure, the Highland Claymore, and could distribute my street justice across the siege servers as I saw fit. I was getting better at the game and found myself fighting on par with the likes of Robert Namo The Great, a top three player by ripper x's standards. I thought it was time I take my talents to south beach and try to posse up with a group of esteemed gentleman and or ladies to carry me to more victories.
Once again, I sought my Broski Uumdi. He had made his nest with a rascally group of ruffians known to me as "Chaos". I thought to myself and searched deep down to my very soul, my warriors soul, to see if I could consider applying for a chance to join this rag tag group of green machines. Do I want to ally myself with that "bundle of sticks copter" Rhaelys of Chaos? That "speed hacking douche nozzle" Canary of Chaos? Could I really take up arms with the "roman emperor crossbow sodomy craving pussy bundle of sticks" Marcus Aurelius of Chaos? Uumdi assured me that they were all esteemed gentleman and could be trusted with my very life. I rolled the dice and made a go of it and applied for the big green monsters. It was not very long before I discovered we were like peas and carrots! Most of my mount and blade days were now packed chalk full of hearty guffaws, and I was winning much more often. I was enjoying my time with my new found brethren and the day came where I was accepted into the ranks of the chaotic bunch. I put on my shiny new tags, but It was then that my curse was cast.
I was apart of a team, and expected to adhere to the policies set by my new team. Surely it wasn't going to be hard to just get along (for the most part) with everybody as I had before. I tried to mingle with the server, as I had many times before, but something was wrong.... I was met with a new found animosity and outcry as if I was an enemy of the state! What have I done to these people I would wonder. Why do they try to torment me so? I just fight with all my heart and soul and put it all on the line, where was the mutual respect I once shared with my fellow warriors? And then it dawned on me... I had turned green. They treated me as if I was some sort of infected host, unable to socialize with any but my own. Constantly made to feel inadequate and hopeless If I was even to just fall in battle to a Swift cavalry shot to the back. Was it a betrayal to all my battle buddies I had greeted so many times before that I joined Chaos? Did I commit a grievance in taking up arms with my Jolly Green Giant? NAY! IT IS NOT I WHO BETRAYED THEM, BUT THEY ME! If I can't be treated like I once was simply because of 5 letters after my name, then I can't be bothered to try to continue befriending these two faced cretins. So it is then I decided that I will do my best to still be friendly, but try my best to ignore the vicious attackers who come at me in numbers greater than I can count.
So now it is left to you fair anwyl. Do you hate me? Do you hate all that is aligned with the piercing emerald green soul? You can continue to hate me because of five letters, or you can take my hand, extended with the intent of comradery and friendship. I have never spoken to you before this day, but it is on this day that I, Bigadaboosh, extend my hand forward and wait...
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Dafuq
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EU wouldn't understand. Back to your Coconuts, Cooties.
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I am being 100 percent sincere and humbly request that you take your funny moving pictures elsewhere.
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cRPG community is 99.9% 4Chan look a like.
You may be serious, me, and few others, but rest? They will either insult you, or troll.
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watatatatataattatatatattatatatatatatatatatatt
Omae wa mo shindeiru
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Do you wan't people to read that or are you just copy pasting from somewhere else? That is horribly unreadable. Learn to structure your writing.
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I wrote it more like a novel format, so it's for people who may have read a book. Don't trouble yourself if you are having issues. Good to see even the devs have to take their pot shots though.
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I doubt you've done any amount of reading if you think that is a structured text.
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olololol love letter
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I doubt you've done any amount of reading if you think that is a structured text.
Next time ill be sure to use double spacing so you can comprehend words and leave notes. Will there be anything else that I can do for you today?
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didn't read through all of it but it sounds like the OP does have a crush on her
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Looks readable to me, do you guys read only illustrated books or what?
Also this:
but it sounds like the OP does have a crush on her
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Yup, sounds like he's proposing to you
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i liked the reading ^^
and if people actually would be able to read more than 3 lines of text with no pictures in it, they might find that there is some interresting things happening by doing so , called : self-reflection . some ppl even believe, that this is the major difference between humans and animals , to have the ability to do so btw.
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I'm not quite sure why this was moved to spam. I was just trying to touch on a few relevant issues in a somewhat creative manner. This wasn't a troll thread at all, and I was being entirely truthful.
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lol one girl broke chaos apart
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lol one girl broke chaos apart
I'm not quite sure where you got that idea but if that's how you feel, ok.
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Hey buddy, it's okay to feel down when your girl dumps you. Don't worry, though, there are still many people out there who love you.
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lol one girl broke chaos apart
A task that 1000 russian bears did in equal time. :)
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Send her god damned PM, leave us out of this.
I came here to fight and troll, not to watch live soap operas.
One thing is certain, being a female in cRPG isn't easy, you either end up being insulted or stalked by people who aren't capable finding dates IRL...
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Looks readable to me, do you guys read only illustrated books or what?
The difference is: If I read Books, I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK! :mrgreen:
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^ This 100%
There is this special thing called Private Messaging, so you can at least pretend, instead of posting something public for the obvious intention of creating additional drama.
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:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw
Replace "I'm a vampire!" with "I'm a girl!".
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1. i like the way it's written
2. ... some free lines inbetween would make it easier to read though
3. i feel sorry for the folks who don't like being confronted with what i would call 'creative problem solving' - it seems someone wrote an interesting text to address unfriendly behavior of others not able to distinguish between people, just because they wear the same colors and last name in a video game.
4. it shouldn't be flagged as spam imho, just because someone doesn't flame or troll around like everyone else (which is also not helping anybody) - this is far less spam than every other small personal-issue-thread i've read so far ... period.
5. who would have a problem with romances? maybe you're just jelly or irritated or you didn't read the text and just repeat what others said.
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1. i like the way it's written
2. ... some free lines inbetween would make it easier to read though
3. i feel sorry for the folks who don't like being confronted with what i would call 'creative problem solving' - it seems someone wrote an interesting text to address unfriendly behavior of others not able to distinguish between people, just because they wear the same colors and last name in a video game.
4. it shouldn't be flagged as spam imho, just because someone doesn't flame or troll around like everyone else (which is also not helping anybody) - this is far less spam than every other small personal-issue-thread i've read so far ... period.
5. who would have a problem with romances? maybe you're just jelly or irritated or you didn't read the text and just repeat what others said.
I really appreciate that you get what I was trying to do. I'm not quite sure why people thought it was a love letter or me trying to spark drama. If I was going to try to romance a girl I don't think a chronicle of my mount and blade character is going to score me many points. You pretty much hit the nail on the head with number three. It's not even just Chaos i'm talking about though. I see lots of people get put down constantly just because of whatever tag they may be wearing.
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I see lots of people get put down constantly just because of whatever tag they may be wearing.
As a Fallen, I have no idea what that is like.
In all seriousness though, perhaps they think it is for drama due to this being in Public and not as a PM?
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As a Fallen, I have no idea what that is like.
In all seriousness though, perhaps they think it is for drama due to this being in Public and not as a PM?
For your second point, making it a pm would defeat the purpose of the overall message. It's not just for Anwyl, I just used her recent situation with a few chaos members as a basis to start. The hand of friendship is open to anybody tears, even you. Even if you don't want it, it's still there.
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For your second point, making it a pm would defeat the purpose of the overall message. It's not just for Anwyl, I just used her recent situation with a few chaos members as a basis to start. The hand of friendship is open to anybody tears, even you. Even if you don't want it, it's still there.
lolz
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So the point of this is.... My brain is not capable of comprehension.
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Haha, 2 honorable mentions in 2 different threads moved to spam.
THIS.IS.MY.CURSE
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I lol'd'd
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Learn2paragraph
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Learn2paragraph
Learn2ChillDaFuckOut
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This thread is so romantic.
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Banzai Bigadaboosh-san! Banzai!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy7_dnXrCZU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy7_dnXrCZU)
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