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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: SuperNewb on April 05, 2012, 05:50:25 am

Title: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: SuperNewb on April 05, 2012, 05:50:25 am
Vote for NOOBIE as NEW ADMIN OF THE YEAR

Reason:
All admins are terrible. Remove all their adminships and give it all to me. All they do is ban people and kick and chat abuse. It's not fair.
My mom used to always tell me to go for my dreams. I hope you guys review my application and please comment on any requirements or specifications that are needed. I also put a lot of work so please read (this shows my hard work and dedication to this community)

Private Information:
Name: Noobie
Age: 13
Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Ga  y

Platform:
Vote for NOOBIE as NEW ADMIN OF THE YEAR
Title: Re: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on April 05, 2012, 05:50:51 am
You missed April 1st a few days ago.
Title: Re: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: SuperNewb on April 05, 2012, 05:53:45 am
You missed April 1st a few days ago.

This is no April Fool's joke. I truly believe I have what it takes to become an admin.
Yes I have been banned for leeching/valor farming but I learnt from my mistakes and have become a better person with my past experience.
Title: Re: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: RobinHood on April 05, 2012, 05:56:13 am
Noobie for head adminship 2012.
Title: Re: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: zagibu on April 05, 2012, 07:51:28 pm
I hope you are NA, because according to the PEGI rating, you are not even old enough to play this game.
Title: Re: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: BADPLAYERold on April 06, 2012, 12:57:45 am
Noobie is like a serial killer in those cop shows that the police visit in prison when they need to catch another serial killer.
Except with griefing and admins and stuff.

Noobie 2012
Title: Re: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: Latvian on April 06, 2012, 01:44:09 pm
Vote for NOOBIE as NEW ADMIN OF THE YEAR

Reason:
All admins are terrible. Remove all their adminships and give it all to me. All they do is ban people and kick and chat abuse. It's not fair.
My mom used to always tell me to go for my dreams. I hope you guys review my application and please comment on any requirements or specifications that are needed. I also put a lot of work so please read (this shows my hard work and dedication to this community)

Private Information:
Name: Noobie
Age: 13
Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Ga  y

Platform:
  • I will provide every player with 1 loompoint and 600k.
  • If you have a problem with a certain person, you declare a duel against them and best of 5 wins the duel. Loser gets a 3 day ban.
  • I will institute the Unreal Tournament Announcer to the server so we can see who gets firstblood, doublekill, godlike, headshots.
  • I will change all the maps from Open Plains to Open Ocean so the rounds only last 20 seconds and there won't be any delayers because everyone will drown.
Vote for NOOBIE as NEW ADMIN OF THE YEAR
highlited part is brilliant all maps should be like that
Title: Re: As an eager person, I make a campaign.
Post by: Emotion on April 07, 2012, 07:29:55 pm
That is fucking hilarious.

Noobie 2012