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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: engurrand on March 30, 2012, 08:54:44 am

Title: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on March 30, 2012, 08:54:44 am: It appears then that the norther peninsula, the The Kingdom of Vellcua, can hardly put up a fight to destroy even 1/5 of the enemy forces, loosing day in and day out more fiefs without a fight.

The king Robert, the gay, does indeed appear to be suffering soon, and mark my words this is prophecy, from a dismantling of this forces as his true form is shown. Perhaps if he was to spend more time leading his men rather then reading from homosexual novels he would find his fate aligned differently.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on March 30, 2012, 11:11:11 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Vibe on March 30, 2012, 11:24:34 am: Goddamn, where do you get fans like this, Trebor? I want one.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Hobb on March 30, 2012, 05:06:39 pm: Lol

We cant help the fact the union avoids our armies

Ask any woman engurrand and she will tell you its how you finish not how you start... The war is yet young

+1 for the OP though
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Trebor on March 30, 2012, 05:19:12 pm: Quote from: Vibe on March 30, 2012, 11:24:34 am
Goddamn, where do you get fans like this, Trebor? I want one.
What can I say, I musta bedded the fool once and did not pull out in time.
His insides must still be sticky, hence his crabby mood on this beautiful Friday.
Also +1 for what Hobb says G-dawg.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Tyrell on March 30, 2012, 06:36:22 pm: A+ would read again.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Darkkarma on March 30, 2012, 09:03:09 pm: I don't think a crpg thread has ever gotten me half massed in the library before. +1
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Post by: Visconti on March 30, 2012, 09:20:01 pm: lol
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Jarlek on March 30, 2012, 11:52:18 pm: :D
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 31, 2012, 01:10:47 am: NICE COLLECTION OF NOVELS. I SEE YOU READ THEM LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD READS TWILIGHT

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Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on March 31, 2012, 11:33:37 am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPeyO1pQ5Es&feature=related
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on April 06, 2012, 07:36:55 pm: the question is why ever did union attack THE KINGDOM OF VELLCUA
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Hobb on April 06, 2012, 08:02:04 pm: Because their daddy told them 2
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on April 14, 2012, 07:12:10 pm: The Omens have aligned,

The witness has risen

And the truth of TKoV will soon be known...

The theme song shall be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Adoptagoat on April 17, 2012, 05:56:20 am: Quote from: engurrand on April 14, 2012, 07:12:10 pm
The Omens have aligned,

The witness has risen

And the truth of TKoV will soon be known...

The theme song shall be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98

Link fixed for those over 14.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on April 19, 2012, 01:58:57 am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VspS8m2yatQ
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on April 28, 2012, 05:54:56 pm: mmmmmmmMmmmmm

It appears that the kingdom does indeed show it self to be...

Impotent...

Doesn't it appear that way...

Even the hard cock of his majesty, traversing all anus of the land both male and female, youth and aged- even this could not bring about a the reclaiming of the kingdom.

Some say only the end of the world will bring about a return to the beginning... whereby the kingdom will rise again...

others say that there are whispers in the dark chambers of European lords... at night as they make love to the daughters of their lords, in secret, the tongues of a great subtle mania twist and weave into the intention of things that are best forgotten outside of the bed chambers.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on April 28, 2012, 05:58:49 pm: "you have done well my child to have fathered so many bastard children... and a good measure of daughters to boot... such things are an asset, for who but the woman can penetrate past the man's defense. All of his reason and will and the basis at which he stands can be broken into by one stealthy agent that brings to him what he secretly covets... an offering for him to explore his own lust and unbridled sense of self, with no concern for the courts or wars or things of the world that are the distraction..... yes.... we will come to him as bastard daughters and with no reason or logic we shall use our most precious skill to move the heart of the lord, ever so slowly..... as he rapes and loves and adventures the land...."
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Post by: Darkkarma on April 28, 2012, 06:36:57 pm: Lol.
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Post by: Visconti on April 29, 2012, 02:04:17 am: This guy still creeps me out
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Rhalzo on April 29, 2012, 08:34:24 pm: Quote from: Darkkarma on April 28, 2012, 06:36:57 pm
Lol.

Hahaha.

Quote from: Visconti on April 29, 2012, 02:04:17 am
This guy still creeps me out

Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on May 02, 2012, 07:42:06 pm: Visconti

with a name like that and your comment it's a wonder that even sending scouts to Africa to find large genitalia bearing servants for your sister is accepted and practiced.
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on May 05, 2012, 11:37:35 pm: word on the street was that Union just ordered about 10k Viagra pills and is training it's armies in forced butt rape...
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on May 06, 2012, 10:44:15 am: seriously though...

I think one of their minor nobles just bust a fat nut that shot 8km and dripped on my armor..

thats big dicking if you ask me...
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: Erasmas on May 13, 2012, 09:10:40 pm: Wow, that was one of the most epic threads here :D :D :D
Title: What "they Covet"
Post by: engurrand on May 17, 2012, 08:23:02 pm: So it seems that the sea of velluca can once again be free, for the moment, of foreign armies raping and pillaging.
Through a course of even temperament and eventual overcoming, THE KINGDOM proves it self still sovereign, to some degree..

But of course..

Do you see what i see?

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Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: hamiler on May 26, 2012, 07:03:28 pm: happy late B-day to the gay king :wink:
Title: Recent Findings
Post by: engurrand on June 03, 2012, 12:36:26 am: In my travels in TkoV i came across this man...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ofqmk5Fn518
Title: Re: Recent Findings
Post by: Visconti on June 04, 2012, 10:23:57 am: Quote from: engurrand on June 03, 2012, 12:36:26 am
In my travels in TkoV i came across this man...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ofqmk5Fn518

Kidding me? Thats what hobb does in his free time
Title: Re: Ponderance and council
Post by: engurrand on June 04, 2012, 12:24:49 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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