I am but a man, but I can deliver the love you seek, Rodrick.Sorry Mate, I need full on female contact. Like Spaniard, or beeper. All female.
They don't call him The Big D for nothing.
They don't call him The Big D for nothing.
This would be my suggestion, it works like a charm if you do this one simple trick:I wish I could date an alleyway, or a door, but I just can't. not with those empty speech bubbles. I'm sorry, but relationships don't work that way.(click to show/hide)
I wish I could date an alleyway, or a door, but I just can't. not with those empty speech bubbles. I'm sorry, but relationships don't work that way.
There once was a man named Rodrick, he fell poor and old, and when his only reason for living dumped him, he was alone. There was a girl named Miley; sweet as can be, but Rodrick fell in love, so she crushed his heart with glee. After that Rodrick was devestated, broken, it is true, and when he confronted Miley, she just said boo hoo. I felt bad for this man, as I have lost one I loved so dear, but Rodrick had thought she was adhere. Now, this poor man sits in his basement drinking beer. When he was cast out, he came to the cRPG forums, looking for answers to his problems. The people replied: go step outside, and your troubles will go away, but when poor Rodrick tried this, he was eaten up like hay. Behold the real world was too much for this man, now he sits at home, just playing Warband.
Sorry Mate, I need full on female contact. Like Spaniard, or beeper. All female.
sry m8 miley is a dood u hav bene trickedWrong, miley is my hot sweet heart.
This would be my suggestion, it works like a charm if you do this one simple trick:and then...(click to show/hide)
Once Miley loved Rodrick, he wasn't brokenhearted, she took him down and left him there like he was a wounded mare, I felt for Rodrick, as he is not a prick, although he got on my nerves here and there he was the best to fit, that important role of having a friend, one must alaways have. Even when his heart was broke, he laughed and said: I will not choke, to this day Rodrick my friend, has been happy as can be, now he sits and talks to people he will probably never meet. To finish this Epic, one of rememberance, I will say so myself; Miley please, take him back, for he is in a position to hurt himself. Rodrick please take under account, that Miley was a nice one so, but when she said those words to you, she inflicted wounds that could not be sewn. Now I'm off my friends farewell indeed, for this hath been a good run, but when your friends gets brokenhearted, it's not ever fun. :cry:Haha god damn it ryden. TEARS MATE, IM IN TEARS.
i can't tell if you were trying to rhym that or not rydenwas trying my best to rhymn lol
was trying my best to rhymn lolIt worked a little... and then stopped xD
It worked a little... and then stopped xDwas trying to be sort of a poet earth, but rhyming in chat without an actual beat is weird, and ofc i'm not that good at rhyming but MEH
If you were sorry, as you said, you would've stopped there. I chose correctly. Now, this should go in the spam section.
I'm seeking the long arms of a warm woman
Owned, Roddrick. You're not the only one with a broken heart here, nor did you suffer first.All I see is broken hearts mate.
Yeah, seriously some people are so sad. Go out and flirt with real chicks.Ha! As if there aren't real chicks in our community! (ToD of course!!)
:oops:You were always an option karma. I've got that need for some chocolate, if you know what I mean.
This was all too cute
I'm thinking of getting a sex change so i can say "Shut up!" and "Stop it!" in battle servers.Me too, baby. I always did find you attractive uumdi.
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Roderick i am a female, in that i am a women trapped in a mans body and i am looking for love. I have not been able to find love yet and so i have resorted to being fucked in the ass by my trusty steed. So far his thick, meaty cock has torn my rectum 17 times. My doctor has been able to stitch it back together but he says if it tears one more time then due to the immense anal seepage which would occur i will have to wear a diaper 24/7 which is bad... unless your into that sort of thing. So I can only make love to you if you have a small girth, less than 4 inches i cant risk another tear. From what Miley tells me you fit that description so I think we would be a good match.Take me.
Roderick i am a female, in that i am a women trapped in a mans body and i am looking for love. I have not been able to find love yet and so i have resorted to being fucked in the ass by my trusty steed. So far his thick, meaty cock has torn my rectum 17 times. My doctor has been able to stitch it back together but he says if it tears one more time then due to the immense anal seepage which would occur i will have to wear a diaper 24/7 which is bad... unless your into that sort of thing. So I can only make love to you if you have a small girth, less than 4 inches i cant risk another tear. From what Miley tells me you fit that description so I think we would be a good match.lol'd
Roderick i am a female, in that i am a women trapped in a mans body and i am looking for love. I have not been able to find love yet and so i have resorted to being fucked in the ass by my trusty steed. So far his thick, meaty cock has torn my rectum 17 times. My doctor has been able to stitch it back together but he says if it tears one more time then due to the immense anal seepage which would occur i will have to wear a diaper 24/7 which is bad... unless your into that sort of thing. So I can only make love to you if you have a small girth, less than 4 inches i cant risk another tear. From what Miley tells me you fit that description so I think we would be a good match.(sounds like the story of Ecko)
Roderick i am a female, in that i am a women trapped in a mans body and i am looking for love. I have not been able to find love yet and so i have resorted to being fucked in the ass by my trusty steed. So far his thick, meaty cock has torn my rectum 17 times. My doctor has been able to stitch it back together but he says if it tears one more time then due to the immense anal seepage which would occur i will have to wear a diaper 24/7 which is bad... unless your into that sort of thing. So I can only make love to you if you have a small girth, less than 4 inches i cant risk another tear. From what Miley tells me you fit that description so I think we would be a good match.
my stomach hurts naow :(
So does mine from looking at your avatar.It's not even the fact that her ass is big, she's got a giant ass cameltoe that she could fool people into thinking a hoof was attached to her vagina.(click to show/hide)
I honestly can't tell if ToD and Lemmy are serious when they say stuff like that I think they are. :shock: That's why I love this community.
It's not even the fact that her ass is big, she's got a giant ass cameltoe that she could fool people into thinking a hoof was attached to her vagina.is this about my godly taste in avatars or rodrick wanting a small boy penis? so very confused naow..
is this about my godly taste in avatars or rodrick wanting a small boy penis? so very confused naow..It's about me wanting the luscious body of a real cRPG woman, So get out Maeday, you're obvvvv a boy. Clearly.
It's about me wanting the luscious body of a real cRPG woman, So get out Maeday, you're obvvvv a boy. Clearly.youre telling me you dont want this diq? boi yeu cray..