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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Mr. Hannibal on March 23, 2012, 02:57:22 pm

Title: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 23, 2012, 02:57:22 pm
My m&m's just melted,because i accidentaly left them in the sun :cry:

FUCK SPRING!  :evil:
Title: Re: Q.Q
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 23, 2012, 02:58:20 pm
Make a chocolate smoothie!
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Post by: larlek on March 23, 2012, 03:01:53 pm
Rub the remains all over your body and then send me the pictures. Please. I'm lonely.
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Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 23, 2012, 03:08:25 pm
Don't worry guys,i have pancakes now!
Title: Re: Q.Q
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 23, 2012, 03:31:29 pm
Fuck i ate the pancakes  :cry:
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Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 24, 2012, 09:30:58 pm
There is a piece of hair in my cereal  :shock:
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 24, 2012, 11:31:59 pm
Quote from: Rage_gey on March 24, 2012, 09:30:58 pm
There is a piece of hair in my cereal  :shock:
Demand a refund!  :shock:

Map editor crashes right before I save...  :cry:
Title: Re: Q.Q
Post by: larlek on March 24, 2012, 11:33:06 pm
More than likely that hair was just your hair. Happens all the time to me. Having a beard is rough.
Title: Re: Q.Q
Post by: Latvian on March 25, 2012, 09:10:45 am
Quote from: larlek on March 24, 2012, 11:33:06 pm
More than likely that hair was just your hair. Happens all the time to me. Having a beard is rough.
i bet it was pubic hair....yummy
Title: Re: Q.Q
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 26, 2012, 02:07:36 pm
Quote from: Latvian_Knight on March 25, 2012, 09:10:45 am
i bet it was pubic hair....yummy

Yes,i put my balls into the cerial before i eat it.:?
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 26, 2012, 03:47:57 pm
I like the feeling of cold milk on my sweaty balls time after time.
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Vibe on March 26, 2012, 03:49:07 pm
How does one apply salt to french fries?
Every time I put salt on french fries all the salt crystals just bounce off and end up on the plate, leaving the fries unsalted.
My life is miserable!
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 26, 2012, 04:05:09 pm
Quote from: Vibe on March 26, 2012, 03:49:07 pm
How does one apply salt to french fries?
Every time I put salt on french fries all the salt crystals just bounce off and end up on the plate, leaving the fries unsalted.
My life is miserable!
1+!!!
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 26, 2012, 05:46:31 pm
Quote from: Vibe on March 26, 2012, 03:49:07 pm
How does one apply salt to french fries?
Every time I put salt on french fries all the salt crystals just bounce off and end up on the plate, leaving the fries unsalted.
My life is miserable!

Put them into a bowl together with the salt, close it and shake it like mad.

Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 26, 2012, 06:21:45 pm
I'm hungry, pancakes or fried chicken?
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 26, 2012, 06:31:50 pm
Are you black or white?
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 26, 2012, 06:42:34 pm
I would go for both,since there aren't any 3rd world country's in EU and we can afford it
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 26, 2012, 06:53:49 pm
Quote from: Rage_gey on March 26, 2012, 06:42:34 pm
I would go for both,since there aren't any 3rd world country's in EU and we can afford it
Good point... but I ate pancakes waiting for answers.  :mrgreen:
And B3RS3RK, I'm a chalky.
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 26, 2012, 06:55:37 pm
Then why dont you eat Fried chicken wrapped in Pancakes...
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on March 26, 2012, 07:11:25 pm
Quote from: Vibe on March 26, 2012, 03:49:07 pm
How does one apply salt to french fries?
Every time I put salt on french fries all the salt crystals just bounce off and end up on the plate, leaving the fries unsalted.
My life is miserable!

Fresh out of the fryer.
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Vibe on March 26, 2012, 07:26:50 pm
Quote from: Murmillus_Prime on March 26, 2012, 07:11:25 pm
Fresh out of the fryer.

At the place I dine I never get completely fresh fries.
My life is miserable!
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 26, 2012, 07:34:24 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on March 26, 2012, 06:55:37 pm
Then why dont you eat Fried chicken wrapped in Pancakes...
Why not pancakes wrapped in fried chicken?..
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 26, 2012, 07:53:08 pm
Quote from: Vibe on March 26, 2012, 07:26:50 pm
At the place I dine I never get completely fresh fries.
My life is miserable!

Yes,it probably is,i can't imagine a place where you cannot get fresh fries :(

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Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 26, 2012, 10:24:49 pm
I'm eating desert atm... but there is no icecream!!! My life is in ruins!  :cry:
Title: Re: International thread of food problems.
Post by: zagibu on March 26, 2012, 11:30:02 pm
Yeah all this sand is kinda dry without some cream.

Also, if you want your salt to stick on your fries, you can use the saltinator. It's a salt shaker with a small oil injector at the tip, it makes the salt slightly oily, so that it sticks better to stuff.

It's also not real, so it's perfect for imaginary fries.