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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Kreczor on March 10, 2012, 06:19:59 am

Title: Declaration of War
Post by: Kreczor on March 10, 2012, 06:19:59 am
As of now, Kreczor is now at war with anyone that follows that damned DRZ banner. Your unprovoked attacks upon my friends, clanmates (ex-clan mates and soon to hopefully be clan mates), brothers, and cities has made me draw the last straw. I hope you're ready you damned Russians. Kreczor has 26 unarmed troops looking for a fight. Kreczor doesn't take prisoners.


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Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: SittingBull on March 10, 2012, 06:45:14 am
And we do rape women.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Snoozer on March 10, 2012, 11:26:30 am
ah troll spoils that must have taken a couple minutes lol
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Thovex on March 10, 2012, 12:39:25 pm
Quote from: SittingBull on March 10, 2012, 06:45:14 am
And we do rape women.

not gonna happen if one is dead
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Auphilia on March 10, 2012, 07:02:50 pm
We do not rape women, or anyone. Do not speak for us.

Also we are not affiliated with HATE or any clan currently.

Thanks for our honorable mention though. I am not sure why you have us on your mind, but it makes us feel special.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Malaclypse on March 10, 2012, 07:08:53 pm
Quote from: Kreczor on March 10, 2012, 06:19:59 am
Kreczor has 26 unarmed troops looking for a fight. Kreczor doesn't take prisoners.

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Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Vovka on March 10, 2012, 07:44:54 pm
Quote from: SittingBull on March 10, 2012, 06:45:14 am
And we do rape women.
In Russia women rape u  :P
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Lockt on March 10, 2012, 08:10:53 pm
Quote from: Kreczor on March 10, 2012, 06:19:59 am
has made me draw the last straw.

The last straw isn't drawn.  You draw the short straw.  "The last straw" is the straw that break the camels back.  Stop mixing your metaphors!
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: SittingBull on March 11, 2012, 04:58:03 am
Quote from: Vovka on March 10, 2012, 07:44:54 pm
In Russia women rape u  :P

Hot.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Jarlek on March 11, 2012, 05:01:03 am
Quote from: SittingBull on March 11, 2012, 04:58:03 am
Hot.
Someone haven't met russian women *shivers*
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Kreczor on March 11, 2012, 05:03:10 am
I am now leading an army of 36 troops. Are you scared yet DRZ? I'm not backing down. Give me 200 MW rocks and I may be willing to call a truce.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: isatis on March 11, 2012, 05:39:23 am
I wonder what will happen after russia guy google translate this

«OMG he's leading a 36000 arrrrrrrrrrmy with a lot of rrrrrrrrrrocks!! give him all our masterrrrworrrrrk NOW»
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Vovka on March 11, 2012, 07:14:06 am
pfff Even an idiot could guess remove "rrrrr"
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: RibaldRon on March 11, 2012, 09:35:55 am
Quote from: Vovka on March 11, 2012, 07:14:06 am
pfff Even an idiot could guess remove "rrrrr"
we done hold ourrr "RRRRRR"S herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre in arre countrrrrry
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Kazak on March 12, 2012, 05:17:17 pm
God Bless America, U need this right now as fucking hell biotchies.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Syls on March 12, 2012, 06:44:40 pm
Quote from: Kazak on March 12, 2012, 05:17:17 pm
God Bless America, U need this right now as fucking hell biotchies.

Sorry, I don't understand Russian  :twisted:
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Vovka on March 12, 2012, 09:19:30 pm
Quote from: Syls on March 12, 2012, 06:44:40 pm
Sorry, I don't understand Russian  :twisted:
We will teach you the Russian language in our schools) which will soon be in many of your villages  :twisted:
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Syls on March 12, 2012, 11:25:54 pm
Hehe, don't mind me, I've just watched the movie goon and they did a joke like that in it, felt like using it here  8-)
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Count_Curtis on March 13, 2012, 12:11:55 am
...And thats how the nuclear war started