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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: reaperkiller on March 09, 2012, 08:11:26 am

Title: fallen's last chance
Post by: reaperkiller on March 09, 2012, 08:11:26 am
Fallen i will ask nicely that you pull your troops out of my governed Hate village or  i will decapitated each one of you and stick your heads in poles while my joyfully jolly men rape your women.

so.................


we have an agreement??  right??   :twisted:

Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Anwyl on March 09, 2012, 08:56:11 am
rape this bitch?

I will fuck you up.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Auphilia on March 09, 2012, 09:05:03 am
You are right, this was Fallen's last chance...and they took it. I don't think they will be giving it back either. Not without a fight. I thought all of this was made clear when they attacked.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Spurdospera on March 09, 2012, 09:34:44 am
Your villagers didn“t even put up a fight, maybe they wanted to join to the dark side?
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Haze_The_Hobo on March 09, 2012, 10:13:41 am
You have no clue why your village got huge booze shipment day before? Well it was from Fallen, i heard that Spurdo actually distilled that special remedy to you guys!
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Sable Keech on March 09, 2012, 10:58:59 am
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Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: RandomDude on March 09, 2012, 01:22:02 pm
This is a heads up to HATE.

ANT will be supporting Fallen/HRE/Chaos militarily while this conflict ensues.

I hope you can find another home and relinquish your claim on Kwynn and I am glad that we were able to keep a peace between us as long as we have.

We wont be making any attacks for 24 hrs so you have time to move.

EDIT:slight change made
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: joespose on March 09, 2012, 04:13:34 pm
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Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: MrShine on March 09, 2012, 04:27:05 pm
Fallen i will ask nicely that you pull your troops out of my governed Hate village or  i will decapitated each one of you and stick your heads in poles while my joyfully jolly men rape your women.

so.................


we have an agreement??  right??   :twisted:

I would just like to clarify that my army will also be raping your womenfolk, but we will do so resolutely and without joy.

This is a heads up to HATE.

ANT will be supporting Fallen/HRE/Chaos militarily while this conflict ensues.

I hope you can find another home and relinquish your claim on Kwynn and I am glad that we were able to keep a peace between us as long as we have.

We wont be making any attacks for 24 hrs so you have time to move.

EDIT:slight change made

Thank you for the honorable notice.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 09, 2012, 04:31:43 pm
Makes a change, ANTs general declaration of war so far has been randomly assaulting innocent caravan folk  :cry:
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 09, 2012, 04:48:07 pm
How crass...
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Vibe on March 09, 2012, 04:58:34 pm
fuck you

fuck you

fuck you

fuck you

fuck you
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Kreczor on March 09, 2012, 05:00:58 pm


My my my, what colorful taste in quotes you have there!
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: RandomDude on March 09, 2012, 05:21:16 pm
Makes a change, ANTs general declaration of war so far has been randomly assaulting innocent caravan folk  :cry:

Im reasonable to all reasonable folk.

If a clan wont accept peace and their army/caravan is near an enemy village, what is to be expected?

Nobody has ever declared war on us (except perhaps 22nd?), but we've been attacked without warning by Acre, Str, NH and ATS. I dont cry about it every time one of them makes a post lol.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 09, 2012, 05:37:44 pm
No, you declared on us. Well you didn't, actually just attacked our caravans with no warning. I am not crying, just providing a wider picture. Given that you were just praised for being upfront in your diplomatic stance I thought it only fair to point out how this is, in my experience, not standard ANT procedure.

If you say sneak attacking caravans is reasonable action then good for you :D

Quote
I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies.

We will be watching RandomDude. With great interest.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 09, 2012, 05:47:59 pm
The Fallen Brigade declines your proposal for an agreement.

Furthermore, given the ferocity of our Fallen Women, perhaps it would be more wise to stick their heads on a pole and rape the men instead.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Mike_of_Kingswell on March 09, 2012, 05:53:02 pm
Furthermore, given the ferocity of our Fallen Women, perhaps it would be more wise to stick their heads on a pole and rape the men instead.

The thing is we will have a hard time trying to stop our Fallen women from trying to rape their man and make them cry like little girls ...
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Xant on March 09, 2012, 05:56:42 pm
perhaps it would be more wise to stick their heads on a pole and rape the men instead.

Wishful thinking, Tears.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: RandomDude on March 09, 2012, 09:40:11 pm
No, you declared on us. Well you didn't, actually just attacked our caravans with no warning. I am not crying, just providing a wider picture. Given that you were just praised for being upfront in your diplomatic stance I thought it only fair to point out how this is, in my experience, not standard ANT procedure.

If you say sneak attacking caravans is reasonable action then good for you :D

We will be watching RandomDude. With great interest.

You seem to have the idea that caravans are sacresanct and untouchable. If an army is carrying crates, they could be weapons just as much as trade goods. I wouldnt even send a caravan anywhere near my enemies (or suspected enemies) for fear of it being attacked.

I havent committed an awful deed by attacking that caravan - show me a faction that wouldnt attack an enemy caravan if it was within easy reach?

You had baldrider (i think?) set up an ambush between buillin and the castle which is just as bad, if not worse.

Just a heads up, Plazek - All your village are belong to me.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 09, 2012, 09:43:56 pm
No I am simply referring to how you started the war against us. In contrast to how you give these guys a proper declaration. I am like the BBC I like balanced reporting.

+

Come on then :D
I already challenged you to an open field battle. You refused like a coward. Bring it.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: partyboy on March 09, 2012, 09:57:27 pm
Glorifying Rape:  The Story of the cRPG Community
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: RandomDude on March 09, 2012, 10:36:31 pm
No I am simply referring to how you started the war against us. In contrast to how you give these guys a proper declaration. I am like the BBC I like balanced reporting.

+

Come on then :D
I already challenged you to an open field battle. You refused like a coward. Bring it.

Lol keep re-writing history man.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Duncdar on March 09, 2012, 10:58:15 pm
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Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 09, 2012, 11:00:22 pm
Lol keep re-writing history man.

Sure, when you get a grasp on reality :)
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Harpag on March 09, 2012, 11:58:11 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: RibaldRon on March 10, 2012, 12:28:28 am
Lol keep re-writing history man.
Strategus: The losers get to write history, too!
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: SittingBull on March 10, 2012, 12:55:03 am
*Does a dance*
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Duncdar on March 10, 2012, 02:15:04 am
*Does a dance*
Took about ten minutes, but I'm rather pleased with what I wrote. (I consider this me contributing to the conflict since I'm unable to partake in Strat atm  :))
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Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Darkkarma on March 10, 2012, 04:46:40 am
Oh my god, the end post above mine made this whole thread worth while.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: SittingBull on March 10, 2012, 05:08:37 am
Took about ten minutes, but I'm rather pleased with what I wrote. (I consider this me contributing to the conflict since I'm unable to partake in Strat atm  :))
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I love this waaaaay more than you could ever know. Way more.
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 10, 2012, 05:12:33 am
That was phenomenal, really. Well done! Give that man a round of applause!

When you all burn down the village and put my head on a pike, may my last request be he writes my eulogy?
Title: Re: fallen's last chance
Post by: isatis on March 10, 2012, 05:18:09 am
oh shit... ten minutes...

for tears i want a twelve minute work!!

(oh shit, Tears loose this battle in a glorious way... I want to read more!)