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Title: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Lysander on March 06, 2012, 05:23:20 pm
I'm asking this myself for a long time. Now I want answers! ....   please   ...
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 06, 2012, 05:53:31 pm
Go to 9gag.com

There frequently are posts about the german language and how rough it sounds.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Lysander on March 06, 2012, 06:13:41 pm
Go to 9gag.com

There frequently are posts about the german language and how rough it sounds.

Can't find them  :(
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Dezilagel on March 06, 2012, 06:15:35 pm
It sounds like Swedish but with a Bratwurst shoved down the speaker's throat
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 06, 2012, 06:49:36 pm
It sounds like Swedish but with a Bratwurst shoved down the speaker's throat

More like swedish sounds like german but with cheap furniture shoved down the speakers anus.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Lizard_man on March 06, 2012, 06:57:50 pm
I like it, was a big fan of Rammstein at one point. Sounds very powerful in a sense...
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Angantyr on March 06, 2012, 07:02:42 pm
A bit like Danish and Dutch combined.

A bit mechanical and sometimes stakato, great for commands, loud exclamations or poetry, beautiful when sung.

Has a slightly humourus tone to it, many nationalities, usually Northern European, use the occasional German word because it sounds fun, is fun to pronounce or because it shares root with a word in their own language (the many post-WWII Anglo-American comedies with German archetypes notwithstanding).


I really enjoy it myself, though I speak only little for one who've studied it for years (cursed German grammar).
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: okiN on March 06, 2012, 07:08:45 pm
Harsh and ugly.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Lars on March 06, 2012, 07:34:29 pm
German sounds good imo, much better than many other languages.    Among Germanic languages, English imo  is the one that sounds better, German comes  2nd .
Dutch is terrible (imo), sounds like someone is "hawking" or trying to imitate "Achmed the dead terrorist", one of the worst-sounding European languages.

Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 06, 2012, 07:36:46 pm
Fun thing is, for germans Dutch sounds like a retard trying to speak german.

No offense meant, I bet it´s the same the other way round :D
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Christo on March 06, 2012, 08:00:29 pm
Sounds quite harsh, but I always liked it for some reason.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Loar Avel on March 06, 2012, 08:05:00 pm
Sound like an harsh language.


I've got the perfect video, and I'm sure that even those who don't speak french will understand the general meaning.


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1sbi_les-petits-chanteurs-a-la-croix-de_fun

It's a parody of an Deutsch song ^^
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Vibe on March 06, 2012, 08:11:17 pm
angry
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Boerenlater on March 06, 2012, 08:29:19 pm
As a Dutchman with a very related language, it doesn't sound strange to me.
But it seems more suited for ordering around.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Anal Bleeding on March 06, 2012, 08:43:12 pm
It sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuaRGtIrM9U

Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on March 06, 2012, 10:45:02 pm
It sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuaRGtIrM9U
its getting old :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Kafein on March 07, 2012, 12:08:00 am
For me, as a French speaker, German sounds extremely ugly. I think the same of all the guttural languages I know. For some reason shouting orders or talking to dogs seems to be their only valid use.

Btw, Dutch is some sort of a light and lazy version of German.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Slamz on March 07, 2012, 12:57:01 am
EYEN FERSTUGER LIB KRIEG FERSTAFFEN MIT DEER HEAD FORSHOOTEN AUF ZEER GERMACHENSTUGENSTRUDELZEZZEL!

- German man ordering a salad with light dressing on the side


Really, though, it's just that German utilizes the whole mouth whereas English is almost entirely from the front -- that is, when I speak English I can feel almost every sound originate from the tip of the tongue and the lips.  In German there's a lot more sound that comes from the middle/back of the tongue, which you typically only do in English if you are yelling.

That's my 30 second language analysis for the day.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: djavo on March 07, 2012, 01:12:32 am
It sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54)

And who is this Oliver Kahn? I never watched Star Wars?
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Laufknoten on March 07, 2012, 01:28:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47V1qM0mRqY
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Angantyr on March 07, 2012, 01:44:12 am
'I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse' - Charles V  :)
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: isatis on March 07, 2012, 04:09:03 am
German is funny to hear... no offense but i always laugh when my friend speak german...

Ok this ain't German fault it's just that my friend weight like 50 kg for 6feet 4 inch so seeing him speak this harsh language is just too funny.



Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 07, 2012, 07:23:03 am
EYEN FERSTUGER LIB KRIEG FERSTAFFEN MIT DEER HEAD FORSHOOTEN AUF ZEER GERMACHENSTUGENSTRUDELZEZZEL!

- German man ordering a salad with light dressing on the side



Honestly, that sounds a lot like dutch or something.

"Einen Salat mit light-Dressing, bitte"

Would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Lars on March 07, 2012, 07:54:40 am
Honestly, that sounds a lot like dutch or something.

"Einen Salat mit light-Dressing, bitte"

Would be more appropriate.

What imo is really ugly about Dutch language  are those "achhh" "khhrrrhh" sounds,( i dunno if the majority of  Dutch speak like that)example http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/830751/8e1d83da/wie_de_neuq_is_sven_kramer_.html    "ACCHHCCHHH" "KHHHHKCHRHHHH"    :twisted:

another  exaple http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-7jE2IBW7o -- even tho i have to say that the guy interviewed in the video (a legend) doesn't make that ugly "achhh" sound ( or at least i don't notice it much )

Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Teeth on March 07, 2012, 11:50:17 am
What imo is really ugly about Dutch language  are those "achhh" "khhrrrhh" sounds,( i dunno if the majority of  Dutch speak like that)example http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/830751/8e1d83da/wie_de_neuq_is_sven_kramer_.html    "ACCHHCCHHH" "KHHHHKCHRHHHH"    :twisted:

another  exaple http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-7jE2IBW7o -- even tho i have to say that the guy interviewed in the video (a legend) doesn't make that ugly "achhh" sound ( or at least i don't notice it much )
Yes, Dutch is one of the few languages that utilises the kch sounds a lot. I believe most non Dutchmen cant even properly do it. The sound is utilised by most Dutch people. In the south however the sound is less pronounced. We call that speaking with a soft G. My guess is Ramon Dekkers must be from the south.

To me as a Dutchman German sounds even more guttural and harsh then Dutch. If the chocolate chip cookie's had been french I think they would've been less intimidating. There is just no better language for shouting and being angry than German.

Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Berplars on March 07, 2012, 12:21:38 pm
I´m surprised that everybody considers german an angry language, while i think that the russian language sounds mouch more agressive to me aswell as Scandinavic languages. (i´m german though)

But well i guess that is based on the fame of the einstein Speeches and bands like Rammstein.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Tyr_ on March 07, 2012, 01:24:11 pm

Btw, Dutch is some sort of a light and lazy version of German.

For me as german dutch sounds like the illegitimate bastard of german and english, when you can speak one of the two languages you can understand most of it^^

*Edit
Ps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cio8lUQz9eA
PPs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shJ8_3oumBI&feature=related
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 07, 2012, 01:33:51 pm
There is just no better language for shouting and being angry than German.

Quote
I´m surprised that everybody considers german an angry language, while i think that the russian language sounds mouch more agressive to me aswell as Scandinavic languages. (i´m german though)

But well i guess that is based on the fame of the einstein Speeches and bands like Rammstein.

Arabian.

The Arabian Language is just perfect for angry shouting and cursing.

Russian is pretty neat, too.

In the End, it´s all up to pronounciation.

Although you will have a hard time winning a verbal fight if you speak french against pretty much any language.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Oberyn on March 07, 2012, 02:07:49 pm
Although you will have a hard time winning a verbal fight if you speak french against pretty much any language.

What
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Lars on March 07, 2012, 02:14:50 pm
Chabal like a boss  :twisted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfUmW_Mf5qc
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Angantyr on March 07, 2012, 02:22:29 pm
The Arabian Language is just perfect for angry shouting and cursing.
Yeah, Arabian and Turkish are probably the best languages in the World for that. I used to come in an Arabian house when I was a kid and I always thought the family living there were mad at each other when just having idle conversation :)


while i think that the russian language sounds mouch more agressive to me aswell as Scandinavic languages.
Which of the Scandinavian languages is that?
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Gravoth_iii on March 07, 2012, 02:28:42 pm
Fun thing is, for germans Dutch sounds like a retard trying to speak german.

No offense meant, I bet it´s the same the other way round :D

And the same for swedes, well atleast for me when i hear a Norwegian speaking :D
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Berplars on March 07, 2012, 03:05:24 pm
Which of the Scandinavian languages is that?

Swedish, Dansk and Norsk

Suomi is far more funny to listen. I can remember the singer of Finntroll, who is from Finnland once answered the question why his band while not being from Sweden actually sings in their language and his answer was, that swedish sounds more trollish :P

so far http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg4ygeG0qiw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg4ygeG0qiw)
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Angantyr on March 07, 2012, 03:45:12 pm
Well, that's the only three Scandinavian languages, as they are quite different sounding (at least for native Scandis) I was hoping for something a bit more specific :P
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 07, 2012, 03:49:13 pm
What

No offense, my frog eating friend.

It´s just hard to take anyone serious yelling and fighting in french.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Lysander on March 07, 2012, 03:58:06 pm
Thanks for all the replies.
I would like to add a poll. Give me hints what kind of poll you would like to see here.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: Kafein on March 07, 2012, 05:42:17 pm
German sounds harsh, but not really intimidating. Russian however, does sound like the speaker is hiddenly threatening the listener. It's probably my russian mafia culture though.
Title: Re: How does German sound for non-german-speaker?
Post by: ManOfWar on March 10, 2012, 06:36:03 pm
A quote of Charles V


I speak Spanish to God, Italian to Women, French to men and German,. to my horse