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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: dynamike on February 20, 2012, 04:26:45 am

Title: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: dynamike on February 20, 2012, 04:26:45 am
Hail traveler from afar, unbeknownst of these lands!

You ask me, what is this village that lies before us, nestled in its valley of lush greens? You ask me, why does it seem so peaceful and harmonic, while at the same time carrying an air of natural power? You are right when you tell me you feel more here, more of everything that this world has to offer, more of what nature provides us with in her fair regard. You are here in a place where the green mother still reigns, swaddling her children in her embrace while father Ozlam stands guard at their hearths.

Do not be concerned when you see dark shadows at night shuffling through the mists, planning and plotting to end the green days with fire and with sword. Do not be perturbed when they come in droves, their armies blood lusting and ready to cut down every tree, every shrub in their path. Do not fear, for they will fail, as is their way.

This sacred place has seen many a battle, many a people that have fought here, and always this village in its lush green valley has prevailed. It gives to all who are ready to embrace its gift, and it takes all from those who carry destruction in their hearts.

For their scattered survivors will wake up at night, screaming from the dreams that haunt them until the end of their days, fearfully whispering to them...

...remember Tebandra?

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Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Darkkarma on February 20, 2012, 04:46:33 am
So green....So beautiful...
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Farrix on February 20, 2012, 04:59:54 am
ahhhh allies. Do you feel the fear in the hearts of these ruthless overlords? Freedom will finally be restored for the innocent civilians of this lush village. You sir are right to say that this village has always prevailed over bloodthirsty tyrants, sycophants, and usurpers.

Tomorrow at 6:42 pm central time, the people of this village will once again prevail. The Benevolent TomMyyY and his faithful Templar men at arms will answer the cries of those who have survived and dreamed of peace and freedom from the malevolent tyrants who call themselves "The Green Machine." Something of iron, and steel.

A crusade is upon us all men of honor! Come and let us show this machine what it feels to shed blood!
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Lordark on February 20, 2012, 06:54:40 am
Tebandra will be freed from the Order of the Choatic pubstars. They will supple from the cup of Christ and be finally know peace and orderb!

GWI!
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Blackzilla on February 20, 2012, 10:46:40 pm
We defend this city, not to protect these stones, but the people living within these walls.
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: MrShovelFace on February 21, 2012, 02:10:41 am
that was a fun fight but your false god couldn't save you from the green swarm
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Rikthor on February 21, 2012, 02:13:23 am
Quote from: MrShovelFace on February 21, 2012, 02:10:41 am
that was a fun fight but your false god couldn't save you from the green swarm freedom fighters

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction, the CHAOS Faction, the Green Machine, the Green Movement, or the USA Faction.

much better  :mrgreen:

Nice job Chaos on the defensive efforts there
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: vinnytk on February 21, 2012, 02:13:58 am
Quote from: Lordark on February 20, 2012, 06:54:40 am
Tebandra will be freed from the Order of the Choatic pubstars. They will supple from the cup of Christ and be finally know peace and orderb!

GWI!

lmao
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 02:16:32 am
Where the hell is your god now?


Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Gurnisson on February 21, 2012, 02:17:13 am
Quote from: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 02:16:32 am
Where the hell is your god now?

Quote from: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 02:16:32 am
hell
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Smoothrich on February 21, 2012, 02:21:34 am
peep the kd big plays spawn rape with couches all day everyday
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 21, 2012, 02:34:55 am
peep my QMLs smoothrich
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Smoothrich on February 21, 2012, 02:39:24 am
GWI?  I think a better slogan for you guys would be BMI cuz you better check yo fat asses at the door lol

i tried to tweet each kill i got to my fans but i ran out of bandwith at 50 lol
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Casimir on February 21, 2012, 03:11:10 am
Im here, and tomorrow i'll have a mouse.
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: BaleOhay on February 21, 2012, 04:15:55 am
I saw there gods and i did my best to stabbity them.
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: dynamike on February 21, 2012, 05:55:37 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on February 21, 2012, 02:21:34 am
peep the kd big plays spawn rape with couches all day everyday

I take it my Champion Coursers were put to good use then?  :D


Great job one and all - Tebandra prevails and peace returns to this valley of green once again.

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Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: MrShovelFace on February 21, 2012, 06:01:25 am
actually my masterwork pikes carried the day


EDIT: my old friend
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: BaleOhay on February 21, 2012, 06:20:04 am
the chaos shields were meh.... luckily plenty of MW huscarls to pick up and recycle. Helps keep the earth green
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: dynamike on February 21, 2012, 06:42:39 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on February 21, 2012, 06:20:04 am
the chaos shields were meh.... luckily plenty of MW huscarls to pick up and recycle. Helps keep the earth green

That's the spirit, you big BaleOnature, you!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Franke on February 21, 2012, 01:22:05 pm
Once I fought in Tebandra, for the village. I wish the defenders good luck so that this little Eden remains green...
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: MrShovelFace on February 22, 2012, 11:28:53 pm
Quote from: ReBa1918 on February 21, 2012, 01:22:05 pm
Once I fought in Tebandra, for the village. I wish the defenders good luck so that this little Eden remains green...

battle already ended bro
the only red still in tebandra is dried templar blood
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Niemand on February 26, 2012, 07:26:26 am
the green there is fake-green.
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Darkkarma on February 27, 2012, 03:19:49 am
get out of here niemand!
Title: Re: Remember Tebandra?
Post by: Niemand on February 27, 2012, 01:49:30 pm
nevar!