The Hospitallers have attacked my beautiful village! Any capable mercenaries willing to fight for my honor - sign up!
Help me in defending against these slubberdegulleons!
Burn the village in the red of Blood! Off with this green shmuck! Down with the green machine!
(Don't sign up for him! let him have some steel!)
You'll be the one having steel for dinner, my friend, due to our excessive amounts of Masterworked Longswords.... and plated chargers.
wut happened to acre doodz? disbanded?