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Title: My Biography!
Post by: //saxon on February 16, 2012, 06:21:08 pm
My Biography Enjoy!

I’ve got the reach and the teeth of a killin’ machine, with a need to bleed you when the light goes green, best believe, I’m in a zone to be, from my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze. Put a grin on my chin when you come to me, ‘cuz I’ll win, I’m a one-of-a-kind and I’ll bring death to the place you’re about to be: another river of blood runnin’ under my feet. Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me, you’ll never stand alone. I’m last to leave, but the first to go, Lord, make me dead before you make me old. I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the enemy faces in my sights: aim with the hand, stab with the mind, kill with a heart like Nordic ice

I am a Nord and I’m marching on, I am a warrior and this is my song!

I bask in the glow of the rising war, lay waste to the ground of an enemy shore, wade through the blood spilled on the floor, and if another one stands I’ll kill some more. Blade in the breech and a fire in me, like a Torch thrown to a Gasoline, if death don’t bring you fear, I swear, you’ll fear these marchin’ feet. Come to the nightmare, come to me, deep down in the dark where the devil will be, i will maw with the jaws and the razor teeth, where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps. Call to the gods if I cross your path and my silhouette hangs like a body bag; hope is a moment now long past, the shadow of death is the one I cast.

I am a Nord and I’m marching on, I am a warrior and this is my song!

My eyes are steel and my gaze is long, I am a warrior and this is my song!

Now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief, and the least of me is still out of your reach. The killing machine’s gonna do the deed, until the river runs dry and my last breath leaves. Chin in the air with a head held high, I’ll stand in the path of the enemy line. Feel no fear, know my pride: for the Gods and Country I’ll end your life.

I am a Nord and I’m marching on, I am a warrior and this is my song!

My arm is the steel and my pike is long, I am a warrior and this is my song!

I am a Nordmen piker My Reach knows no bounds i will Get you !

I am Saxon...
Title: Re: My Biography!
Post by: Spawny on February 16, 2012, 06:37:48 pm
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Title: Re: My Biography!
Post by: Penitent on February 16, 2012, 06:47:26 pm
Sweet!  Nice flow yo.
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Post by: Teeth on February 16, 2012, 06:51:14 pm
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This gif made my day.

After I was done laughing because of this gif, I actually read it. Well done OP, its pretty awesome.
Title: Re: My Biography!
Post by: Angantyr on February 16, 2012, 07:30:39 pm
Yeah, best didntreadlol since the didntread midget
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Title: Re: My Biography!
Post by: Boerenlater on February 16, 2012, 08:42:22 pm
wall of text

I only have "Imma huge my old friendet." in my bio because nobody else can read it anyway.
Title: Re: My Biography!
Post by: //saxon on February 16, 2012, 10:15:03 pm
Templars there all the same trolls....plus they are all Virgins because they only go after nuns....when will they learn!  8-)
Title: Re: My Biography!
Post by: Thovex on February 16, 2012, 10:16:22 pm
you missed out me saxon

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Post by: Leshma on February 16, 2012, 10:18:31 pm
My bio:

I'm Polos bitch. Nuff said.
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on February 17, 2012, 01:36:41 am
Cool story bro, its missing something, I know, dragons and shiz.
Title: Re: My Biography!
Post by: //saxon on February 17, 2012, 12:17:17 pm
Cool story bro, its missing something, I know, dragons and shiz.
could be yes hmmm