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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 16, 2012, 09:10:34 am

Title: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 16, 2012, 09:10:34 am
This is where I will display my pride and joy. The bounties upon my head 8-)

Bashi Bazouks: 20,000 Strat gold 100k c-rpg gold. I hope to enlarge this number substantially over our next few weeks together Bashi Bazouks xoxo

If you hate Frank and wish to place a bounty on his head, or already have. Please post bellow.
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Muki on February 16, 2012, 10:18:04 am
I place 10 C-rpg gold >:D just because he wants more
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Thovex on February 16, 2012, 01:22:58 pm
15 cRPG gold bounty on this mans head, screenshots when you've caught him.
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 16, 2012, 01:25:23 pm
Oh cheers Muki :D

Thovex too :D
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Thovex on February 16, 2012, 01:27:04 pm
x x x
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Jarlek on February 16, 2012, 03:01:04 pm
1k strat gold for every time someone wipes him in strat. Must bring proof of battle and victory.

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Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 16, 2012, 11:30:49 pm
cheers zapper :D
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Thovex on February 16, 2012, 11:59:21 pm
1k crpg gold if you attack yourself
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 18, 2012, 10:48:29 am
Heading TO JELKALA from Jamiche.

BashiBazouk_Kunio

    Army size:49
    Faction: BashiBazouks
    ......Plains
    Night time:10:00 to 10:00
    Equipment:armed
    Cargo: about 600 crates

The hunt is on.
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 18, 2012, 04:14:42 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 18, 2012, 10:48:29 am
Heading TBA from Jamiche.

BashiBazouk_Kunio

    Army size:49
    Faction: BashiBazouks
    ......Plains
    Night time:10:00 to 10:00
    Equipment:armed
    Cargo: about 600 crates

The hunt is on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5GdzfiiOU&feature=BFa&list=FLwag1hqbZuquBV0BOjXZMFQ&lf=plpp_video
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Muki on February 18, 2012, 08:42:06 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 18, 2012, 10:48:29 am
Heading TBA from Jamiche.

BashiBazouk_Kunio

    Army size:49
    Faction: BashiBazouks
    ......Plains
    Night time:10:00 to 10:00
    Equipment:armed
    Cargo: about 600 crates

The hunt is on.

Good luck :3
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 19, 2012, 01:18:37 am
Its heading to Jelkala. Its only got a 130 man guard with it. Perhpas its time to get my murder on.
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: AntiBlitz on February 19, 2012, 07:26:51 am
no worries frank, im with you!
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 19, 2012, 09:20:31 am
It escaped...

HORSE BALLS! Thats all we have for dinner tonight... Well it will be horse vagina come this time next week!
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Zerran on February 19, 2012, 02:30:13 pm
I wish you luck on your quest to become the most hated douchebag in strat, Frank!  :wink:
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 20, 2012, 09:00:35 am
Oh thanks Zerran, that really means a lot. I don't care what all those other guys say about you, your all right ;)
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 21, 2012, 01:32:52 pm
updated
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 21, 2012, 05:05:09 pm
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Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Knute on February 21, 2012, 10:10:31 pm

On February 20th, 2012, shortly after 11pm PST, by the order of Count Berenger a UIF very special operations military unit was dispatched to raid a caravan of priests leaving Jamiche Castle.  They were believed to be hiding the infamous FRANK THE TANK, The 900 ping King, Lord of the Bogans, suspected Fisdnarian rebel commander and scourge of Bashibazoukistan. 

Upon approach the team was spotted and a fierce battle broke out which ultimately left all the defenders dead and almost as many attackers dead/wounded as well.  After the battle, the body of FRANK THE TANK was positively identified and recovered along with a treasure trove of spreadsheets and dirty magazines.  His body was taken to the nearest ocean and fed to sharks within 24 hours in accordance with Australian tradition.

Of the 11 mercenaries hired to carry out the mission, only 3 were able to make the battle.  Aside from their already received payments of 200-250 Strategus gold, they will also receive bonus payouts of 10 to 20k crpg gold for their valor in the face of extreme nudity.

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Thank you to Bashibazouks for promptly paying the bounty and thanks to everyone who showed up, there were only 4 defenders but they fought like 400, much respect to them.  At one point, they slipped past us and almost got all our flags down.  I'm scared to think what could have happened if they were actually armed.  :shock:

I apologize to FRANK THE TANK for pissing on what has otherwise been a non-stop victory parade.  I'm hanging up my bounty hunting codpiece and returning to the simple life of crafting siege ladders for crazy low prices, 55 strategus gold for the first 50 ladders and 50 gold for each ladder after that.  In the words of the great Nez Pierce warrior Chief Joseph, "From where the sun now stands, I will fight you no more forever."

Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 22, 2012, 08:11:26 am
Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on February 21, 2012, 05:05:09 pm
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+1
Awesome :D

I stand my brigands down Knute, long may you live in peace.
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 22, 2012, 02:52:12 pm
Quote from: Knute on February 21, 2012, 10:10:31 pm
On February 20th, 2012, shortly after 11pm PST, by the order of Count Berenger a UIF very special operations military unit was dispatched to raid a caravan of priests leaving Jamiche Castle.  They were believed to be hiding the infamous FRANK THE TANK, The 900 ping King, Lord of the Bogans, suspected Fisdnarian rebel commander and scourge of Bashibazoukistan. 

Upon approach the team was spotted and a fierce battle broke out which ultimately left all the defenders dead and almost as many attackers dead/wounded as well.  After the battle, the body of FRANK THE TANK was positively identified and recovered along with a treasure trove of spreadsheets and dirty magazines.  His body was taken to the nearest ocean and fed to sharks within 24 hours in accordance with Australian tradition.

Of the 11 mercenaries hired to carry out the mission, only 3 were able to make the battle.  Aside from their already received payments of 200-250 Strategus gold, they will also receive bonus payouts of 10 to 20k crpg gold for their valor in the face of extreme nudity.

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Thank you to Bashibazouks for promptly paying the bounty and thanks to everyone who showed up, there were only 4 defenders but they fought like 400, much respect to them.  At one point, they slipped past us and almost got all our flags down.  I'm scared to think what could have happened if they were actually armed.  :shock:

I apologize to FRANK THE TANK for pissing on what has otherwise been a non-stop victory parade.  I'm hanging up my bounty hunting codpiece and returning to the simple life of crafting siege ladders for crazy low prices, 55 strategus gold for the first 50 ladders and 50 gold for each ladder after that.  In the words of the great Nez Pierce warrior Chief Joseph, "From where the sun now stands, I will fight you no more forever."

kill confirmed, thanks for your cooperation! see you in another mission!
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 24, 2012, 03:08:00 am
Perhaps its time for me to take this wall of happiness down...

I yield, another one of your merchants of filth has caught me. How about we call it even :D?
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Kunio on February 24, 2012, 09:38:17 am
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 24, 2012, 03:08:00 am
Perhaps its time for me to take this wall of happiness down...

I yield, another one of your merchants of filth has caught me. How about we call it even :D?

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Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 24, 2012, 11:13:15 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 24, 2012, 03:08:00 am
Perhaps its time for me to take this wall of happiness down...

I yield, another one of your merchants of filth has caught me. How about we call it even :D?

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no way, the empire wants you carbon-freezed again
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Kunio on February 25, 2012, 02:20:38 am
You are teleported to our lands, do you want a battle again :D
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 25, 2012, 02:57:15 am
Sure, I'll just go get some troops lol.
Title: Re: Frank's Wall of Happyness
Post by: Kunio on February 25, 2012, 02:26:44 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 25, 2012, 02:57:15 am
Sure, I'll just go get some troops lol.

then recruit some troops and give us a nice battle :)