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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: AntiBlitz on February 08, 2012, 04:51:14 am

Title: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: AntiBlitz on February 08, 2012, 04:51:14 am
So finally we can get back on the map, i attacked a village, now this village only had 500 gold total after BRD i assume disbanded and the village went AI.  500 gold for 400 troops, seems like i have a fair chance.  Now it seems someone has sabotaged me, yet again.  Some asshole gave the village 4,200gold.  So now the village will be pretty well armed in comparison to me.  Thank you kindly.  Id just like you to come forward, state who you are.  Id like to know who i must hold a grudge against.  All i want is the pretty purple chat..............Lord AntiBlitz_ATS owner of Kwynn!
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 08, 2012, 05:00:38 am
Dicked again!

If you loose I'll help you out... eh if you win I will also help you out.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: AntiBlitz on February 08, 2012, 05:09:57 am
just to report in, someone just gave them more troops and gold.  Honestly.............ugh.  I just want to get on the goddamn map
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 08, 2012, 05:28:38 am
Maybe you'll get lucky and the fief will bone itself and you'll get all the lovely gold for no damn reason :D 4200 doesn't buy much none crap stuff.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Zaren on February 08, 2012, 05:51:50 am
hmmm how to make this more interesting and cause something to happen....
it was....................
EVERYONE
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Leesin on February 08, 2012, 06:16:26 am
Maybe posting a thread about it isn't a good idea considering all of the trolls will just go there and transfer more troops and gold to the place after reading this.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Goretooth on February 08, 2012, 11:11:48 am
So finally we can get back on the map, i attacked a village, now this village only had 500 gold total after BRD i assume disbanded and the village went AI.  500 gold for 400 troops, seems like i have a fair chance.  Now it seems someone has sabotaged me, yet again.  Some asshole gave the village 4,200gold.  So now the village will be pretty well armed in comparison to me.  Thank you kindly.  Id just like you to come forward, state who you are.  Id like to know who i must hold a grudge against.  All i want is the pretty purple chat..............Lord AntiBlitz_ATS owner of Kwynn!
Nothing against you but as long as you got the ATS tag you ain't gonna have purple chat for long.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Miwiw on February 08, 2012, 12:58:58 pm
Uhm, that's how to do it. I'm not near to that village, but if I was, I would put my troops into it for sure. =)
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: dynamike on February 08, 2012, 03:08:40 pm
Some asshole gave the village 4,200gold.  So now the village will be pretty well armed

gave the village 4,200gold

4,200gold

Hahahahaha watch out, they will probably buy high tech lasers with that kind of money or build a death star! Honestly, if you can't put together more than that you probably do not deserve to own a village.

Swing by at Tebandra and I'll give you a couple thousand gold.

Wait, no.... that would make me some kind of asshole giving you an unfair advantage, wouldn't it?  :wink:
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: AntiBlitz on February 08, 2012, 05:40:42 pm
Hahahahaha watch out, they will probably buy high tech lasers with that kind of money or build a death star! Honestly, if you can't put together more than that you probably do not deserve to own a village.

Swing by at Tebandra and I'll give you a couple thousand gold.

Wait, no.... that would make me some kind of asshole giving you an unfair advantage, wouldn't it?  :wink:

4200 gold man, i funded my army with 600 gold.  you do the math, im a bit outgunned, it will be khyber knives vs sickles
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Glaurung on February 08, 2012, 05:52:12 pm
So your plan was to take a village with 96 troops and 600 gold? :mrgreen: Nothing could go wrong...
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on February 08, 2012, 05:56:46 pm
That sucks.

Enroute to Kwynn with more gold and troops...
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: ManOfWar on February 08, 2012, 06:27:50 pm
WE must protect Kywnnn!
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: AntiBlitz on February 08, 2012, 06:34:26 pm
So your plan was to take a village with 96 troops and 600 gold? :mrgreen: Nothing could go wrong...

umm ya if the village had only 500 gold itself then yes.  500 gold spread over 400 troops, they would have had sticks
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: AntiBlitz on February 08, 2012, 06:48:39 pm
WE must protect Kywnnn!

dont u dare
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Dezilagel on February 08, 2012, 06:53:05 pm
I know where my money goes
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Gristle on February 08, 2012, 07:37:04 pm
Actually, we sold Kwynn. Guess they gave it up, too. Thank you for announcing your attack though. As a former lord of Kwynn, I must defend my home!
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Kalam on February 08, 2012, 08:29:39 pm
I think you'll be alright. I doubt anyone would sign for the A.I.

Besides Gristle.
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Post by: ManOfWar on February 08, 2012, 08:31:41 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA

The roster for kywnnn is completely fulll,

ahahahahaha
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Post by: Gnjus on February 08, 2012, 08:34:20 pm
Meh, the subject of this thread was so promising that i had to click on it and then i get this......  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Tyrell on February 08, 2012, 08:37:25 pm
This is actually OUR village. There's a bug on the map for both Mazen and Kwynn.

Did you really think the village went back to neutral? Is that even possible?
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Gristle on February 08, 2012, 08:38:15 pm
Yep, Kwynn's roster is impressive. There won't be enough eelskins to go around!

Oddly enough, Kwynn is still listed as the FCC's capital (surprise, my doing). I know the feature doesn't do anything, but I still expected it to change when we didn't own the village anymore.

This is actually OUR village. There's a bug on the map for both Mazen and Kwynn.

Did you really think the village went back to neutral? Is that even possible?

Odd. Are you in control of the roster then? It does indeed look neutral.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Tyrell on February 08, 2012, 08:42:57 pm
Yep, Kwynn's roster is impressive. There won't be enough eelskins to go around!

Oddly enough, Kwynn is still listed as the FCC's capital (surprise, my doing). I know the feature doesn't do anything, but I still expected it to change when we didn't own the village anymore.

Odd. Are you in control of the roster then? It does indeed look neutral.
We have control over everything except the roster. Taxes, transfers, etc are all controlled, and you can click Kwynn and look at its details and see that it has a lord.
chadz never seems to be on to even offer insight.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Rikthor on February 08, 2012, 08:46:06 pm
Please refer to my signature for the reason your city has not been fixed, you simply do not like advanced game play peon. :twisted:
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Gristle on February 08, 2012, 08:49:49 pm
Though Kwynn's detail page says it has a lord, the battle lists it as neutral. I assumed the lord part was a display bug, much like how it's somehow our capital. I admit I have not paid any attention to strat in weeks (only came upon this thread because of the title), so I thought you may have disbanded or something.

And that's my favorite chadz quote, Rikthor. How's the advanced browser gameplay working out?
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 08, 2012, 11:54:04 pm
Its very advanced. Today I clicked on something. Tomorrow I may do the same thing again!
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Adalwulf on February 09, 2012, 12:20:25 am
requesting ceasefire by all HRE enemies to give the fief 150 troops at 9000 gold.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Muki on February 09, 2012, 12:25:48 am
If need some help I'm here
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Jarlek on February 09, 2012, 12:30:14 am
Oddly enough, Kwynn is still listed as the FCC's capital (surprise, my doing). I know the feature doesn't do anything, but I still expected it to change when we didn't own the village anymore.

Odd. Are you in control of the roster then? It does indeed look neutral.

Same thing happened when I changed from Risen to Merciless. The fief didn't change with me, but instead became "nautral". I still kept full control of it regarding transfering stuff in and out, and I kept the purple text. Just had to re-attack it to get it to the proper strat faction. Could only control my own rooster, just for the record. Was fun fighting 500 peasants with nothing but Pelt Coats. No weapons, no anything. Just Pelt Coats.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Tyrell on February 09, 2012, 03:01:33 pm
Well this one is for real. Clearly Rikthorr is right and no fucks will be given by chadz, so we're just gonna take it back.

Real as real can be with the defense having no armor or gold. Somehow I bet the AI will magically spawn shit, though.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Jarlek on February 09, 2012, 04:01:02 pm
Well this one is for real. Clearly Rikthorr is right and no fucks will be given by chadz, so we're just gonna take it back.

Real as real can be with the defense having no armor or gold. Somehow I bet the AI will magically spawn shit, though.
Didn't with me. I took out all the gold and equipment. The A.I. got some gold from the people left in there (didn't think to kick them out). They bought 211 Pelt Coats for the village with the gold it gained. ONLY 211 Pelt Coats. No weapons, helmets or boots. It was a slaughter :D More fun than killing just naked peasants, since they actually looked like real peasants in that outfit xD Taught them to not defy their Lord!
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Tyrell on February 09, 2012, 05:28:27 pm
Didn't with me. I took out all the gold and equipment. The A.I. got some gold from the people left in there (didn't think to kick them out). They bought 211 Pelt Coats for the village with the gold it gained. ONLY 211 Pelt Coats. No weapons, helmets or boots. It was a slaughter :D More fun than killing just naked peasants, since they actually looked like real peasants in that outfit xD Taught them to not defy their Lord!
:mrgreen: This will be glorious!
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Tyrell on February 10, 2012, 12:30:48 am
Looks like the AI found a secret stash of gold and bought a bunch of equipment. Nice.
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 10, 2012, 05:03:03 am
Awww couldn't get another free fief so you didn't attack.  :cry:
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Tyrell on February 10, 2012, 01:42:03 pm
Awww couldn't get another free fief so you didn't attack.  :cry:
Keep talking your way up a tree.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Who is the asshole!?
Post by: Gristle on February 10, 2012, 09:28:33 pm
Awww couldn't get another free fief so you didn't attack.  :cry:

It's actually already their fief, and it wasn't free.