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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: PhantomZero on February 06, 2012, 01:05:00 am

Title: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: PhantomZero on February 06, 2012, 01:05:00 am
The great Armagan created Calradia, and the prophet Ozin, did reveal to us "Rageball" with which we could solve our differences and disputes without bloodshed. A great time of peace of peace and propserity to those who learned it's mysteries and practiced it's rituals.

But Calradia is still in turmoil, the long list of sins of which no man is free, must be atoned for. For even as we speak the great hole in the Ozin layer widens and the cosmic rays of Armagan's terrible wrath threaten to destroy us. With each passing sin, it grows ever wider, threating to wipe out all life, to begin anew.

But Ozin teaches us hope, that there is still time to repent and save ourselves, to restore the mighty barrier of Ozin protecting us. To do this we must all live under one house, a Green house. A single people united in harmony with nature and each other. It was said that Ozin meditated for weeks alone in a cave to discover these truths: that the single green house shall be #00AA00, and those under it shall be saved from destruction. But a house divided against itself cannot stand, so too must we stand as one.

Do not smash a bro, love him.
No man is free from rage, release your rage unto the ball, nothing else.
People in glass houses should not throw stones, but green ones are safe.
The grass is always greener on the inside of the house.

We are of peace, always.
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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 06, 2012, 01:08:31 am
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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Cowstomper on February 06, 2012, 01:12:04 am
I pledge my life for the Ozlamic Caliphate!

Winter is over, Spring has arrived.
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Post by: farthammer on February 06, 2012, 01:18:55 am
GOD BLESS THE GREEN EMPIRE FREE PEOPLE OF FREEDOM AND LIBERTY


I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Caliphate for which it stands, one nation under Green, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 06, 2012, 01:19:50 am
THERE IS NO GOD BUT RAGEBALL, AND OZIN  IS THE DEVELOPER OF RAGEBALL
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Post by: Zorato on February 06, 2012, 01:23:28 am
poast
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Post by: Ufthak on February 06, 2012, 01:24:31 am
HAIL OZIN. GREEN IS GOOD.
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Post by: Jarlek on February 06, 2012, 01:25:09 am
Spring is coming...
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Post by: partyboy on February 06, 2012, 01:25:44 am
BIRD CLAN recognizes Rageball as the rightful heir to cRPG, and its right to inherit all of its playerbase.

Meet the new mod, better than the old mod.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Smoothrich on February 06, 2012, 01:34:32 am
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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: JihadistMexican on February 06, 2012, 02:16:31 am
I can only approve.

Signed,


         The Pope
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: JihadistMexican on February 06, 2012, 02:20:03 am
Ozin's gift of the Rage Ball is a true sign that he is an agent of chadz. Ozin shall be praised throughout the land of Calradia for the rest of eternity!
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 06, 2012, 02:26:13 am
Ozin's gift of the Rage Ball is a true sign that he is an agent of chadz. Ozin shall be praised throughout the land of Calradia for the rest of eternity!
chadz IS A FALSE GOD! A DECIEVER! THE SOURCE OF cRPG'S MISERY AND WOE!

LISTEN NOT TO THESE LIES, FAITHFUL ONES
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: JihadistMexican on February 06, 2012, 02:57:35 am
As long as we enjoy Ozin's gift we shall all live in peace brother!
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Casimir on February 06, 2012, 03:53:02 am
This... This is Heresy!

May Armagan bless us with the strength to endure what is to come.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Ufthak on February 06, 2012, 04:21:56 am
Pray to your false messiah all you want Templar, he'll be about as useful as a lamed ass.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Tyrell on February 06, 2012, 04:40:50 am
GREEN WILLS IT
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Post by: Visconti on February 06, 2012, 07:04:27 am
GREEN WILLS IT
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Post by: Malaclypse on February 06, 2012, 07:25:34 am
Fucking stoners
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Post by: PhantomZero on February 06, 2012, 07:35:43 am
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Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 06, 2012, 08:47:17 am
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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Canary on February 06, 2012, 09:35:47 am
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come.
   - Ancient Chinese proverb

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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Rhalzo on February 06, 2012, 09:39:57 am
The Vengeful Armenians pledge their blades and lives to the House of Green.

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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Casimir on February 06, 2012, 09:46:41 am
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come.
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And the men of calradia all took up the call, "The fall of stratia is now fully come"
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: okiN on February 06, 2012, 11:16:53 am
GREEN WILLS IT

But, but, you didn't do the thing. The colour thing. Do you not have enough access in your faction or what? You're really letting the side down, here.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on February 06, 2012, 01:27:08 pm
nerf cav
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Tyrell on February 06, 2012, 04:00:58 pm
But, but, you didn't do the thing. The colour thing. Do you not have enough access in your faction or what? You're really letting the side down, here.
but...but...we did!

It isn't changing the fief colors but it changed our name colors.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: dynamike on February 06, 2012, 04:22:03 pm
In the name of mother Calradia, the holy green-peen of righteousness shall smash you in the face while you sit defecating on your throne, spewing filth unto the defenseless and the weak, the flora and the fauna, evermore raping pure Amazonia, which lays before you baring nature's green teats, coughing fumes of contaminated air, slowly drawing her last breath...

For all that is this imagined world we are imagining to live in, behold my warning when I say:

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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Rikthor on February 06, 2012, 05:34:31 pm
SOLIDARITY FOREVER MY BROTHERS
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Post by: Noctivagant on February 06, 2012, 06:27:30 pm
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Post by: MrShovelFace on February 06, 2012, 10:26:59 pm
Global Raging is a myth invented by Al Addin
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Post by: Darkkarma on February 06, 2012, 11:44:30 pm
biggest kick of strategus no doubt!!!

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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: ManOfWar on February 07, 2012, 12:19:36 am
O my lord
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Post by: dynamike on February 07, 2012, 12:26:20 am
O my lord

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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Rhaelys on February 07, 2012, 01:05:12 am
My life for green.
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Post by: farthammer on February 07, 2012, 05:33:33 am
GREEN SPEED TO US
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Post by: Dom.Miguel on February 07, 2012, 11:37:17 am
Glorious Blue!
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Visconti on February 07, 2012, 11:44:17 am
Glorious Blue!


Be gone Heretic!
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: dynamike on February 07, 2012, 02:41:57 pm
Support for Green in all its glory has been declared by the chadzdeity. Never mind the text.

agree fully

ozin for prez!
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Sauce on February 07, 2012, 11:39:51 pm
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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Canary on March 09, 2012, 08:15:13 pm
It seems as though all that blustering about green energy and wind power has merely turned out to be a lot of hot air.
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Post by: Casimir on March 09, 2012, 08:38:42 pm
Stratia returns to good chadzian morals? :D
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Post by: okiN on March 09, 2012, 08:41:27 pm
It seems as though all that blustering about green energy and wind power has merely turned out to be a lot of hot air.

Surprising no-one in particular?
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Canary on March 09, 2012, 09:31:01 pm
Surprising no-one in particular?

None of the UIF cronies, surely.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Ufthak on March 09, 2012, 09:33:36 pm
Surprising no-one in particular?

Heard you guys were having a hard time yourself, Grey Order accept your request for another shipment of troops?
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: okiN on March 09, 2012, 09:59:28 pm
You seem upset. :oops:
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Ufthak on March 09, 2012, 10:22:41 pm
I fully support Cooties regaining the Coconut village, that was an outrage. It's just a shame YOU personally talk so much shit to us while hiding behind Grey Order, I mean, who are you, Plazek? We get it, Grey Order is good at strat.
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 09, 2012, 10:26:47 pm
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Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: okiN on March 09, 2012, 10:44:23 pm
I fully support Cooties regaining the Coconut village, that was an outrage. It's just a shame YOU personally talk so much shit to us while hiding behind Grey Order, I mean, who are you, Plazek? We get it, Grey Order is good at strat.

Whaaat? I'm sensing a lot of misplaced resentment, here. What'd I ever do to you guys? I even merced for you against ze French, and now you're acting like I called your wife fat or something. :(
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Ufthak on March 09, 2012, 10:47:53 pm
that's true Okin, I just feel like you're trolling us pretty hard, sorry :(
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Post by: okiN on March 09, 2012, 10:51:53 pm
I don't remember doing anything of the sort. Really, only my last comment has that kind of ring to it, but I mean come on, we're all thinking it.

Also, comparing me to Plazek? That's uncalled for. :o
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Harpag on March 10, 2012, 01:19:51 am
I fully support Cooties regaining the Coconut village, that was an outrage. It's just a shame YOU personally talk so much shit to us while hiding behind Grey Order, I mean, who are you, Plazek? We get it, Grey Order is good at strat.

What's your problem? Our relationship with Plazek and okiN it's not your business, so...
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Ufthak on March 10, 2012, 03:22:26 am
I overreacted to Okin shitting around, that's all, and I'm sorry for that. he's right, comparing him to Plazek isn't fair and doesn't really have any basis whatsoever. As for your relation with Plazek being none of our business? I'm pretty sure when we get threats from a guy whose only source of strength comes from a faction that isn't his own, that makes it involve us. I have no problems with you, but this is two iterations that Plazek has threatened us and talked down to us (granted, the original source of conflict was our fault, namely, a former diplomat) because of the security you give him.


Answer me honestly, if we were to attack 22nd, would you not get involved? Have you not done so in the past? Many, many clans feel this way about the 22nd, but we don't feel it's worth catching the ire of the Grey Order to do anything about it. Is there anything wrong with you protecting a friend? No. That doesn't mean we have to like your friend.

So I ask you this: Why do you even care enough about what I think to ask? Again, though, sorry about the Okin comment
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Harpag on March 10, 2012, 03:09:52 pm
Ufthak - Loyalty! This word explains everything. We are strong, not because we're so awesome. We are strong because we are loyal to our friends and our friends are loyal to us. It does not matter if your friend is strong or weak. You help them because they are your friends. If you do not break this simple rule, you will all be stronger. At the beginning of the game, everyone (so many clans, factions) had the same chances but will survive only a faithful and loyal. There's no place for egoists. Therefore, if you ask me if I would react I answer you honestly: touch my friend, and tomorrow you'll be dead!
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Ufthak on March 10, 2012, 09:51:13 pm
Exactly. There's nothing wrong with that, but it just happens to be someone we're at odds with a lot. That's why it concerns us, even if we have no issue with you - something from his end. Can't really fault someone for protecting their friends, even if you dislike their friend.
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: dynamike on March 11, 2012, 12:54:06 am
Therefore, if you ask me if I would react I answer you honestly: touch my penis, and tomorrow you'll be pregnant!
Title: Re: Revelations of Ozlam
Post by: Kalp on March 13, 2012, 05:15:10 pm
dynamike LOL  :lol: