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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Torben on February 05, 2012, 03:40:57 pm

Title: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 05, 2012, 03:40:57 pm
considering the prostitution influx this community is experiencing,  its time to find even more fun ways to sell your body for money.
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dont matter if you are a crackwhore and want to make out with kevin costner
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This thread is for you.


if you want to become a hired mercenary-whore for whoever pays you,  respond to this thread by filling out this copy/paste:
in-game name:, level:, location:,  class:, gear:

also respond in this thread if you want to buy people to serve you on the field (and off ;) by taking your banner,  adding your name to theirs  or simply not killing you if banner balance fucked up again.
Copy/paste:  Name:,  rate/time:

every participant feel free to pm eachother,  this is an open market.


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Title: Re: the Make Money as a Body Guard thread
Post by: SnRolls on February 05, 2012, 03:49:23 pm
I can be a body guard.
buy my services if you need!
Title: Re: the Make Money as a Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 05, 2012, 03:51:08 pm
Quote from: SnRolls on February 05, 2012, 03:49:23 pm
I can be a body guard.
buy my services if you need!

in game name,  class and gear please
Title: Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
Post by: SnRolls on February 05, 2012, 03:56:27 pm
ill open a new char for this so:
Name:BodyGuard
Class:Gonna be two handed guy + one handed for back up
Gear:after ill get enough money(im getting fast dont worry) ill buy a mail shirt, then red corrazina.

hope to be accepted.
Title: Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
Post by: Adamar on February 05, 2012, 03:57:56 pm
post your going rates too, #€ per round or map.
Title: Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
Post by: SnRolls on February 05, 2012, 04:01:37 pm
Going rates?...
Title: Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
Post by: Torben on February 05, 2012, 04:02:39 pm
Quote from: Adamar on February 05, 2012, 03:57:56 pm
post your going rates too, #€ per round or map.

I was thinking of longer term commitments,  like one generation or a set amount of days.
Title: Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
Post by: SnRolls on February 05, 2012, 04:05:55 pm
Quote from: SnRolls on February 05, 2012, 03:56:27 pm
ill open a new char for this so:
Name:BodyGuard
Class:Gonna be two handed guy + one handed for back up
Gear:after ill get enough money(im getting fast dont worry) ill buy a mail shirt, then red corrazina.

hope to be accepted.
Title: Re: Gaddafis bitches. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 05, 2012, 04:39:50 pm
dont be shy,  we will be gentle
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: SnRolls on February 05, 2012, 05:10:37 pm
Still nobody?
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 05, 2012, 05:18:31 pm
mate,  it has been an hour,  haha.  no matter.  when I start playing again,  I´ll hire you.  that will be in one or two weeks tho : )
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: MR_FISTA on February 05, 2012, 09:09:42 pm
Name:MR_FISTA
Class:POLE ARM STRENGTH STACKING NOOB
Gear: Depending on multi anything x2 or above Wiemar Helmet - Heavy Plate Armour - Wisby Gauntlets -Mail Boots - Glaive.
On a x1 multi Rusty Morion - Heraldic Mail with Tabard - Wisby Gauntlets - Mail Chausses - Glaive.

Stats- Level 27

35 strength
3 agility
105 polearm
4 Ironflesh
11 powerstrike
1 athletics

I will follow and protect you for a nice sum of gold as long as you play on a siege server, for an extra gold fee I will also add a tag after my name to reflect my position.

My services also include access to talking with me on skype but that is an optional extra.

Don't all rush at once.

Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 05, 2012, 11:07:12 pm
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Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 06, 2012, 12:13:37 pm
nobody want two loyal minions?
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 06, 2012, 12:18:10 pm
not that anyone wants me.  but to get things started,  I will occasionally drop in and support any bodyguard you hire.
including ts presence, excluding name change.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Tennenoth on February 06, 2012, 12:20:55 pm
Name: Guard_BD_Tenne.
Class: 2 Handed Longbowman.
Gear: Longbow, Bodkin, Langes Messer, Straw hat.
Level: 33
Contract Length: 3 full playing hours.
Contract Price: You define, I agree.
Previous experience: I have Guard in my name, what more do you want from me?
Expertise: Leading the retreat and heirlooming useless items.

Style: I will follow you and watch you from a distance trying to keep people off your backs with my arrows. I will selflessly take hits if I am in melee alongside you. I will run at the first sight of danger... I mean I will valiantly charge with you and leave you to die... I mean I will shoot arrows from a distance while you take the hits. Oh nevermind.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: dodnet on February 06, 2012, 12:26:36 pm
What is this, I don't even...?
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 06, 2012, 12:31:21 pm
added.

what u no understand,  my dear brother numpsey?
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: HarunYahya on February 06, 2012, 12:38:19 pm
JUST SAW COLONEL GHADDAFI AND CAME HERE.
REST IN PEACE SWEET PRINCE .
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on February 06, 2012, 12:39:17 pm
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Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 06, 2012, 12:45:26 pm
added
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 06, 2012, 07:29:01 pm
four brave worriors,  willing to give there lives to you!

two great champions of calradia bowing to your will.

no one?  no one want there manly musk,  or tennes soft skinned rose scented  love?
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Tennenoth on February 06, 2012, 07:35:58 pm
Quote from: Torben on February 06, 2012, 07:29:01 pm
four brave worriors,  willing to give there lives to you!

two great champions of calradia bowing to your will.

no one?  no one want there manly musk??

I smell like roses.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 06, 2012, 08:14:31 pm
Quote from: Tennenoth on February 06, 2012, 07:35:58 pm
I smell like roses.

Edited.  Comforting you always makes me feel that fuzzy feeling deep within my heart.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Boerenlater on February 06, 2012, 09:15:05 pm
I am willing to protect you with my alt (13sheildskill + round buckler). Blocks everything.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: SirProto on February 07, 2012, 01:08:18 am
Name: Sir_Proto
Class: Horse hater (thrower)
Gear: War Darts, Military Sickle
Level: 24
Contract Length: Whatever you specify
Contract Price: Whatever you specify
Expertise: Wasting ammo on horses without riders

I HATE HORSES SO MUCH, I'll eat them up. :evil:
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: MrShine on February 07, 2012, 01:19:13 am
Quote from: Torben on February 05, 2012, 03:40:57 pm
also respond in this thread if you want to buy people to serve you on the field (and off ;) by taking your banner,  adding your name to theirs  or simply not killing you if banner balance fucked up again.

Awesome idea except for this part, cause I think that's technically against the rules.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 07, 2012, 08:36:19 am
gonna add you guys later.

Quote from: MrShine on February 07, 2012, 01:19:13 am
Awesome idea except for this part, cause I think that's technically against the rules.

YES!!  its against the rules,  and I openly admit it.  role playing for the win!!   

dont worry nobody will take it too far,  i am sure.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 07, 2012, 08:49:06 pm
proto,  boerentaler added
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Morpher on February 08, 2012, 01:32:07 am
In-game name: Morpher
Level: 30
Location: EU
Class: Two-hander
Gear: Winged Great Helmet +3, Heraldic Mail With Tabard +3, German Greatsword +3, Gauntlets +1, Iron Greaves, Bamboo Spear
Play time: Late evenings
Price: 5K / Hour
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Polobow on February 08, 2012, 03:09:45 pm
Too much offer, too few requests.
Find your hole in the market somewhere else?


I like the idea, but i don't think people will pay ( except yourself).

We'll see...
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 08, 2012, 03:21:33 pm
ya.  kinda sad.  thought with people throwing out money to get other peoples names changed,  sth like this might work,  but meh  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: MR_FISTA on February 08, 2012, 03:25:24 pm
Seems people don't want to have a little fun, I'm available for rent tonight 9pm until 12pm uk time on any server for 10k gold.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 08, 2012, 03:27:36 pm
maybe we need a tourney where the winner gets his personal bitch for a night ^^
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: MR_FISTA on February 08, 2012, 03:32:41 pm
Its signed, I can only agreed
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Tennenoth on February 09, 2012, 07:24:02 pm
Buy me damnit.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 09, 2012, 07:42:14 pm
added Morpher.

Guards,  you will soon be hired,  stay tuned.
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: SirProto on February 09, 2012, 11:15:31 pm
Hell, I'll do it for free, as long as I get some access to cav coming straight at me.  :twisted:
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 09, 2012, 11:46:06 pm
guys dont forget to add what continents you play in.  ofc you can do all,  but i guess some of you enjoy and dont suck only on your home turf,  eh?
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 09, 2012, 11:48:00 pm
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,25873.msg375056.html#msg375056
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Lactose_the_intolerant on February 09, 2012, 11:50:58 pm
you know most of the ninjababes of gaddafi got killed ?  :?
Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on February 09, 2012, 11:55:03 pm
fuck.  didnt think this through.
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Hunter_the_Honourable on February 10, 2012, 01:12:09 am
In-game name: Wolf_Marshall
Level: 30
Location: EU
Class: Cav, pure Polearm build
Gear: Green Rus Lamellar Cuirass/ Heraldic Mail, Pigface Klappvisier, Splinted Greaves, Wisby Gauntlets, Heavy Lance, Mighty Poleaxe, Courser/Palfrey/Charger/Plated charger
Play time: evenings
Price: debatable
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: justme on March 10, 2012, 10:39:16 am
In-game name: Bandit_elsupreme_the_my old friend
Level: 35
Location: EU
Cass: HEAVY POLEARMER
Gear:Milanese sallet, heraldic transitional armour, lammelar gauntlets, mail chausses, GLA or long awlpike (as u wish)
Play time: Random
Price: negotiable, /per hour
(can ride)

Just dont run too fast :P
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Gnjus on March 10, 2012, 11:16:36 am
Quote from: justme on March 10, 2012, 10:39:16 am
In-game name: Bandit_elsupreme_the_my old friend
Level: 35
Location: EU
Cass: HEAVY POLEARMER
Gear:Milanese sallet, heraldic transitional armour, lammelar gauntlets, mail chausses, GLA or long awlpike (as u wish)
Play time: Random
Price: negotiable, /per hour
(can ride)

Just dont run too fast :P

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Title: Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 10, 2012, 12:07:25 pm
Quote from: Torben on February 08, 2012, 03:21:33 pm
ya.  kinda sad.  thought with people throwing out money to get other peoples names changed,  sth like this might work,  but meh  :rolleyes:
Torben, you wanna be cRPGs newest pimp? Hire a good pro experienced bitch who is loyal as long as you got cash, will pick fights with blackbow whenever I see him on the server? Hire Zlisch today, only 50k for 8mill exp of being thine bitch.
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Idzo on March 10, 2012, 12:18:05 pm
In-game name: Bandit_Idzo_the_Thug
Level: TOP SECRET
Location: Somewhere around
Cass: TOP SECRET
Gear: TOP SECRET
Play time: TOP SECRET
Price: Depends are you asshole or not..

You need a crushthrough? I'm the man for the job...
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 10, 2012, 12:31:13 pm
That's one dirty look that last girl is giving captain happy bottle.
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Alexander_TheGreat_ on March 10, 2012, 02:12:40 pm
Char: 22nd_War_Phase
Class: full 2h
Gear: Danish, Heavy kuyak, vaegir war mask, mail boots, wisby gauntlets, penis lenght of 14 cm and chopsticks.
Level: 33
Contract Length: We make a deal
Contract Price:you define, i agree.
Previous experience: im asian
Expertise: i will hug and love you. Like i do with rice

Style: I will always follow you.
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Vote on March 10, 2012, 02:55:49 pm
I have a small business in strategus, I need some good followers who will join my battles.
There is maybe one or a little bit more or less battles a week, so it’s very easy work for you.

If you are good EU player, willing to fight small skirmish battles for me. PM me:
Tell me about your skills, payment you wish, time you can normally engage in my battles.
Special skills like willing to follow orders/battle plan, experienced field commander and TS speaker, developer, admin, connections to major clan… If you are not in a clan then maybe you can use your crafting skills for me (for additional payment)… Tell me all things that make You special.

Ofc I would pay with crpg money, maybe per battle you were at or maybe per time contract, we will see.
You don’t need change your nick, just be reliable, be cool. You don’t need to fight against your own clan in my battles but you have stfu about my equipment/plans…

So I search for something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpLtXIlkyYA&feature=related
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on March 10, 2012, 06:53:31 pm
well guys,  here is your first costumer.  have fun

Quote from: Vote on March 10, 2012, 02:55:49 pm
I have a small business in strategus, I need some good followers who will join my battles.
There is maybe one or a little bit more or less battles a week, so it’s very easy work for you.

If you are good EU player, willing to fight small skirmish battles for me. PM me:
Tell me about your skills, payment you wish, time you can normally engage in my battles.
Special skills like willing to follow orders/battle plan, experienced field commander and TS speaker, developer, admin, connections to major clan… If you are not in a clan then maybe you can use your crafting skills for me (for additional payment)… Tell me all things that make You special.

Ofc I would pay with crpg money, maybe per battle you were at or maybe per time contract, we will see.
You don’t need change your nick, just be reliable, be cool. You don’t need to fight against your own clan in my battles but you have stfu about my equipment/plans…

So I search for something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpLtXIlkyYA&feature=related
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: FrugFrug on March 10, 2012, 08:58:04 pm
I'd like to purchase a Slave Bodyguard, but I do not see any NA players  :?
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Vote on March 10, 2012, 09:51:21 pm
Quote from: Torben on March 10, 2012, 06:53:31 pm
well guys,  here is your first costumer.  have fun

I got no pms with applications for bodyguard in my strategus battles; I still search for 2h/polearm, archers, horsemen, shielders but only in my strategus battles not in normal crpg. Apply if you want money.
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: justme on March 12, 2012, 12:09:41 pm
+1
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Torben on March 12, 2012, 01:34:56 pm
Quote from: FrugFrug on March 10, 2012, 08:58:04 pm
I'd like to purchase a Slave Bodyguard, but I do not see any NA players  :?

some eu players have very good ping on NA,  also you can consider archers like tenne or cav,  because they can cope with high ping best.

I would be up for it,  but am not playing atm
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 16, 2012, 01:24:21 am
I am here to sell my body!

in-game name:GK_Hannibal_the_Rager
level:30
location:EU
class:Horseman/inf hybrid (5 athletics and 7 riding)
(usual)gear:Litchina helm,Archon's armor,Heavy Gauntlets,Rus Splinted Greaves.
(equipment varies from peasant to knight)
Title: Re: the Body Guard thread
Post by: Rebelyell on March 16, 2012, 01:49:58 pm
Body guard sounds good but i think then you can change that for

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