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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kafein on February 03, 2012, 11:00:12 pm

Title: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 03, 2012, 11:00:12 pm
Warning : I currently lack the money to pay more bitches !

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,25463.msg368560.html#msg368560

I was quite surprised when people actually noticed this, so I'll improve a little. I do see the problems about it being too long so if it doesn't work for you you can drop the "favorite" part, but that'll cost you 10k, sadly. That still means an easy 40000 gold. I pay favorites more than usual ones. You can also find out other explicit tags including my nick and clear allusions to paid relationships (with the same asymmetry), I will consider all the possibilities if you need a lot of space for your own name.

Also, it doesn't work like a clan tag. It isn't a clan tag. It's part of your personality during one generation :)

I'd like to add that I'm completely serious about this, and those that do it will get their money as soon as I receive a word from them and verify that everything is all right. But alas, I'm don't have an infinite amount of gold so I'll be forced to stop the donations if it becomes too popular.

Note : if anyone has nickname length problems, you can try entirely renaming yourself "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch_X" (where X is a number) and you'll win 60000 gold !

Finally, please don't close this thread. If it doesn't derail, that is. Charity first.


News : Our first happy recipient !

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Rage_Guy received the money as expected. Here are his first reactions :

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And here's our second bitch ! Let's hope this will be a new start for Zlisch_KafeinsFavoriteBitch, away from drugs, games and unprotected underage retirement. The payment should arrive soon, I just sent it.

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Dravic is the third bitch ! Welcome to Priest_Dravic_Kafeins_Bitch ! I hope you don't have ethical clashes between your jobs.

Yes i got the money.

And the fourth bitch is... vagabond !

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Warning : I currently lack the money to pay more bitches !
Title: Re: Prostitution : new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on February 03, 2012, 11:01:14 pm
I support this.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: HarunYahya on February 03, 2012, 11:04:11 pm
I pay 100k to anyone who put _ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_MY_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK
Tag after his/her name.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 03, 2012, 11:07:53 pm
I pay 100k to anyone who put _ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_MY_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK
Tag after his/her name.

You are playing too safe there :s

Maybe _AITGIITLQIMBKIWIC ? That's self-explanatory.

I support this.

Your support is appreciated, and was expected :wink:
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: MR_FISTA on February 03, 2012, 11:08:12 pm
100k and I will put the Allah stuff after my name
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: _Tak_ on February 03, 2012, 11:09:09 pm
I pay 100k to anyone who put _ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_MY_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK
Tag after his/her name.

Warband doesn't let any players having too much characters lol
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 03, 2012, 11:09:26 pm
100k and I will put the Allah stuff after my name

You sadly won't be able to do that, it's too long :s
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: MR_FISTA on February 03, 2012, 11:11:37 pm
Damn MR_FISTA_ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_M Y_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK, has quite a ring to it don't ya think
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Boerenlater on February 03, 2012, 11:57:49 pm
So Kafein, how much do I get for my avatar :evil:
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on February 04, 2012, 12:02:25 am
You can put 'Muffin's_bottom_bitch' as your tag if you want but it will cost you 1 million crpg gold to bear such a mark of honour.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: wayyyyyne on February 04, 2012, 12:13:06 am
Sucky sucky for 100k anyone..?
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: B3RS3RK on February 04, 2012, 12:13:53 am
You can put 'Muffin's_bottom_bitch' as your tag if you want but it will cost you 1 million crpg gold to bear such a mark of honour.

I see what you did there.

All those rebellious my old friends will come now "Oh Oh Mister, you dont tell me what I can do and what not!" and will put that shit as their tag :D:D

@KafeiN: I might even do that when I retire.If it fits in :D
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Brrrak on February 04, 2012, 12:14:01 am
Ohhh, you g.i.?  :D

Me love you long time!

Only 50k!
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: wayyyyyne on February 04, 2012, 12:15:03 am
prrrease Mr. soldat, me so ronery!
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: HarunYahya on February 04, 2012, 12:25:33 am
Damn MR_FISTA_ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_M Y_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK, has quite a ring to it don't ya think
Epic.
I hope devs will solve that little issue with next patch.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Miwiw on February 04, 2012, 12:29:25 am
Even if warband would allow such a long name, you would have your name going so far into the next players name on the other side of the scoreboard (if your in the left team), so it would be worth twice the price.  :D
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on February 04, 2012, 03:05:13 am
I shall be the first to wear Kafeins tag! 50k for Zlisch (I cut it in a way still including the favorite part  :mrgreen: )
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 04, 2012, 09:42:44 am
So Kafein, how much do I get for my avatar :evil:

Haha, I'll consider that too. But you did it without hope of retribution right ? Let us not spoil that good spirit.

I shall be the first to wear Kafeins tag! 50k for Zlisch (I cut it in a way still including the favorite part  :mrgreen: )

I don't see your marketplace offer, come on :D


Note : if anyone has nickname length problems, you can try entirely renaming yourself "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch_X" (where X is a number) and you'll win 60000 gold !
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: dodnet on February 04, 2012, 10:08:06 am
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on February 04, 2012, 01:05:49 pm
I don't see your marketplace offer, come on :D
Still waiting for dem to accept my name change.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: saber on February 04, 2012, 03:17:21 pm
cool :D
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on February 04, 2012, 07:55:41 pm
Name changed, Kafein, Gimme my money!
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on February 04, 2012, 11:10:52 pm
I've been paid, I'd like to insure you all that Kafein pays his bitches.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on February 05, 2012, 12:10:46 am
wat
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Rage_Guy on February 05, 2012, 11:24:53 am
I got money too Kafein is not a scammer
ALL POOR PEASANTS BE PROSTITUTES!!!!
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: ThePoopy on February 05, 2012, 12:29:33 pm
gues kafein have to take over blackbows pimp status
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 05, 2012, 12:54:58 pm
It's happy time :)
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Thovex on February 05, 2012, 01:31:57 pm
Pecores_Kafein_Le_Pimp
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: iron_mat on February 05, 2012, 02:09:12 pm
You bitch
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 05, 2012, 04:24:52 pm
Hey, I would like to get 60 k and would be your first real bitch, my name should be Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch_I then!

As I´m quite often topping the score board, it would look quite epic I guess :D

You still got 60 k left?  :mrgreen:

Yes :D

Feel free to fully embrace the way of charity.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 05, 2012, 10:28:58 pm
EDIT: My namechange did get denied .... damn admins -.-

You will be able to do it when you retire. I could try to convince the people in charge of namechanges to allow it without retirement, but that would be both evil and very likely result in failure.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 05, 2012, 10:32:18 pm
haha I managed that one time, im evil I guess. I thought admins would be so accomodating to accept these kind of namechanges, seems they re mulish folks ...

My next Gen will be yours, if you still have the money then!  :mrgreen:

I never hang out with less than a few hundred thousand gold in my pocket, that shouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Dravic on February 07, 2012, 03:33:38 pm
I will be your bitch, how long are we supposed to wear that glorious name for your glorious money? :)

Will write here when the namechange is accepted, but first Kafein confirm you still got some kks for me :)

Also, can I be courtesan instead of bitch? Means the same, sounds better.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 07, 2012, 09:53:48 pm
I will be your bitch, how long are we supposed to wear that glorious name for your glorious money? :)

Will write here when the namechange is accepted, but first Kafein confirm you still got some kks for me :)

Also, can I be courtesan instead of bitch? Means the same, sounds better.

I still got the money. I did a few trades and bought am heirloom point :

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You are supposed to use that nickname for one gen. This is actually enforced by the current rules about namechanges, that explicitly say you need to retire to completely change your name. As I said in my first post, being someone's bitch isn't a clan tag. Apparently admins will accept adding "_Kafeins_Bitch" (or similar) for a regular namechange, though.

I don't like "courtesan", as the litteral traduction of that in my language can have a somewhat different meaning. However, you can use, let's say... "Whore" for variety.

Also, if namechanges fail, please remind me of it when you send your "invoice", I can refund you the 1000 gold for a reasonable (which likely means no more than 1) amount of failed namechanges.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 07, 2012, 10:01:35 pm
hehe I demand 61 k then  :mrgreen:

but anyway 3.4 million left till 31 :D

Take your time  :D
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: duurrr on February 07, 2012, 10:13:59 pm
I retire in 1mill xp

i'll do any name, im always in the top 3 on the scoreboard and often top 1 averaging 5kd, any offer?

edit : 1 condition, i need enough space to put "of_Chaos"
edit2 : PERMANENT name, that means untill i quit, and i have no life so i wont quit soon ;)
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 07, 2012, 10:22:20 pm
I retire in 1mill xp

i'll do any name, im always in the top 3 on the scoreboard and often top 1 averaging 5kd, any offer?

edit : 1 condition, i need enough space to put "of_Chaos"
edit2 : PERMANENT name, that means untill i quit, and i have no life so i wont quit soon ;)

I don't care about your efficiency (although a better player is better), staying a bitch for life is also appreciated, but you'll need to put "_Kafeins_Bitch" after your clan tag.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Dravic on February 07, 2012, 11:53:24 pm
Kafein, go ahead, buy my torch.

Also... 2 namechanges failed, but I set the price 41k so you pay only for one (as you said before).
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 07, 2012, 11:56:28 pm
Done, but I forgot to take a screen :s Can you confirm here ?
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Dravic on February 07, 2012, 11:57:40 pm
Yes i got the money.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: MR_FISTA on February 08, 2012, 05:52:55 pm
BUY ME... the ultimate 1 hit mercenary.

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Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Prpavi on February 10, 2012, 12:09:13 am
hey man u still hiring hoez and how much u pay?

im 800k till retirement.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 10, 2012, 12:14:27 am
hey man u still hiring hoez and how much u pay?

im 800k till retirement.

Still hiring, but my finances are starting to deplete xD. Retire and change your name before I stop that :P
The prices stay the same. 50k for a favorite bitch, 40k for a normal one, 60k for a complete namechange.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Prpavi on February 10, 2012, 12:34:46 am
Still hiring, but my finances are starting to deplete xD. Retire and change your name before I stop that :P
The prices stay the same. 50k for a favorite bitch, 40k for a normal one, 60k for a complete namechange.

explain more pls
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 10, 2012, 01:12:00 am
explain more pls

You get 50k if you add "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch" to your nickname, you get 40k if you add "Kafeins_Bitch" to your nickname. And you get 60k for replacing your nickname by "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch_X" (X is a number)
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Nasturtium on February 10, 2012, 07:44:45 am
My ass is for sale.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: _Tak_ on February 10, 2012, 08:22:40 am
You get 50k if you add "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch" to your nickname, you get 40k if you add "Kafeins_Bitch" to your nickname. And you get 60k for replacing your nickname by "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch_X" (X is a number)

What if I add KafeinsFavBitch to my nick name? My original name is too long so i can' t add the whole thing
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 10, 2012, 09:24:54 am
What if I add KafeinsFavBitch to my nick name? My original name is too long so i can' t add the whole thing

If you can't put whole words you should remove the favorite part.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: _Tak_ on February 10, 2012, 10:14:22 am
If you can't put whole words you should remove the favorite part.

changing my name to IL_Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch, waiting for pending , hope it will work  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Gomer on February 10, 2012, 10:24:20 am
I AM FREE!

Anyway I would just like to add... I will admit that it is anoying to see 400rocks for sale at like 4mil each
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: _Tak_ on February 10, 2012, 05:43:08 pm
Offers is up on the market Kafein, should i keep the tag with the rest of my gen or is people allow to change their name afterward? (I saw other people changed their named after they received the gold)
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 10, 2012, 05:52:37 pm
Offers is up on the market Kafein, should i keep the tag with the rest of my gen or is people allow to change their name afterward? (I saw other people changed their named after they received the gold)

You should keep the tag for one whole gen (at least). Standards for namechanges tend to vary with the mood of the people in charge of it so I can't say whether it is possible to change afterwards without retiring. There's one sure thing though, it is that those that broke the contract will know they are my bitches when I lay my vengeance upon them.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: _Tak_ on February 10, 2012, 05:56:23 pm
You should keep the tag for one whole gen (at least). Standards for namechanges tend to vary with the mood of the people in charge of it so I can't say whether it is possible to change afterwards without retiring. There's one sure thing though, it is that those that broke the contract will know they are my bitches when I lay my vengeance upon them.

Yea i will keep it for whole gen , stone on market  :lol:
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: _Tak_ on February 10, 2012, 06:23:32 pm
Thanks man, i will keep my promise and use this tag until I retire, when i retire i will do complete name change to get 60k xD
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Prpavi on February 10, 2012, 07:08:31 pm
You get 50k if you add "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch" to your nickname, you get 40k if you add "Kafeins_Bitch" to your nickname. And you get 60k for replacing your nickname by "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch_X" (X is a number)

nah man my ass is worth atleast 100k
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 10, 2012, 11:42:20 pm
This is starting to get too much attention x)

I'm running low on money for my taste so I won't accept any more bitches (except Warlord).
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: PanPan on February 11, 2012, 09:58:04 am
shit :s
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Felix on February 11, 2012, 11:14:41 am
lol people have no honour nor self-respect as well as are greedy like some hungry whore. i'd like to watch one of you taking that name in RL.
but that's fun anyway, lol.
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Kafein on February 11, 2012, 02:30:01 pm
lol people have no honour nor self-respect as well as are greedy like some hungry whore. i'd like to watch one of you taking that name in RL.
but that's fun anyway, lol.

The point was that unknown newbies would be more likely to accept than people with a reputation. But it did not work :s
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Felix on February 11, 2012, 09:42:05 pm
The point was that unknown newbies would be more likely to accept than people with a reputation. But it did not work :s

lol. ppl are so greedy *sigh*
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: duurrr on February 12, 2012, 04:27:11 am
lol. ppl are so greedy *sigh*
who gives a shit about a name when youre killing pixel horses?
Title: Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
Post by: Boerenlater on February 12, 2012, 10:42:21 am
I bought a name for 20k :twisted: