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cRPG => The Marketplace => Sell/Trade => Topic started by: Okkam on January 23, 2012, 06:45:11 pm

Title: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Okkam on January 23, 2012, 06:45:11 pm

Real Man store is back!
Welcome to Real Man Store

Store rules
No girlish items (if you wanna buy nuiweidao, or courser, or bride shoes, or arbalest, or lance, or black lamellar, or other backstabbing girl's things - this is wrong place. Get out)
Preferred items - weapon with blunt and pierce damage. Brutal weapons. Ugly armors. Crazy things. I'll decide what is crazy\brutal\ugly enough myself.
Members of manly enough factions will get 5% discount.
Current manly enough factions: templars, mercs.


My current item list:

Weapons

Rus Bow
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
Elegant Poleaxe
Tatar Arrows
Bec de Corbin
Longsword
Morningstar
Mace

Armors

Heraldic mail
Tribal Warrior Outfit
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)

Sharp barbed





Store looking for: + 3 Yumi \ +3 Rouncey \ Sarranid Leather Armor, Money (This store is expensive one. Real Man must have money).
Not interested in 1H, Shields, Horses, Throwing, Xbows.
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Okkam on January 24, 2012, 01:13:19 pm
I'm looking for:
Yumi, Mace, Military Sickle, Bec de Corbin, War Spear, Red Tassel Spear, Sarranid Leather armor, Mail mittens, Shortened Military Scythe, Katana, Mamluke mail.

Read this before offer me something
I'm not interested in wet juvenile fantasy swords (danish, german, sword of war, nodachi)
I'm not interested in heavy armors for armor crutchers (Shiny knights gtfo with any armor heavier than Mamluke mail)
I'm not interested in 1H weapons, an exception to this rule - military sickle, dagger (simple dagger, not a long dagger)
I'm not interested in shields
I'm not interested in throwing weapons, an exception to this rule - Throwing Daggers and Throwing Knives
Rouncey - I like only this one kind of horses. Just because I like black horses.
You'll never find any xbow here. Same with bolts.
 


Simple trade examples


Mighty Long War Axe for Mighty Mace + 150k or Deadly Military Sickle + 150k or Masterwork Yumi or Masterwork Bec + 150k
Mighty Elegant Poleaxe for Masterwork War Spear \ Red Tassel Spear or Masterwork Bec + 100k
Reinforced Tribal Warrior Outfit for Sarranid Leather armor
Lordly mail gauntlets for Mail mittens

Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Aljo on January 24, 2012, 02:51:33 pm
Quote from: Okkam on January 23, 2012, 06:45:11 pm

Current manly enough factions: templars, mercs.


Khm, yea.
Mercs got raped like pussies in Strat, if they are manly enough for you, you should start worrying about your sexual orientation.
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Okkam on January 24, 2012, 03:31:34 pm
Since I decide here who is manly and who is not, I don't care about your childish behaviour.
Also adult people do not worry about their or somebody's sexual orientation. Adult people enjoy their sexual orientation.

And yeah, if you wanna another trashing, you can bump my thread little more.


Long war axe gone
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Tiberias on January 24, 2012, 03:41:12 pm
Quote from: Okkam on January 24, 2012, 03:31:34 pm
Since I decide here who is manly and who is not, I don't care about your childish behaviour.

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Current manly enough factions: templars, mercs.

Youre using this term and talking about childish behaviour at the same time ??  :shock:





Looks like offtopic...

anyway, are you selling any of these items just for gold ??
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Okkam on January 24, 2012, 04:01:50 pm
Quote from: Okkam on January 23, 2012, 06:45:11 pm
Store looking for: + 3 Yumi \ +3 Rouncey \ Sarranid Leather Armor, Money (This store is expensive one. Real Man must have money).

If you do not like READ I can set off the header for you.

What you wanna buy and what is your offer?
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Okkam on January 24, 2012, 05:00:15 pm
One longsword gone

Masterwork Bec and Mighty Mace ready for trade.
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: VR__Alv on January 24, 2012, 05:17:11 pm
I dont want to began holy war, but whaaat? if you call gay-bows and gay-arrows manly.....and rude devastating and really manly Arbalest you call like for girls........really man......stop using such great word "manly".......it feels that this topic was created by 6 year old village idiot....... but i know that you are an adult and with normal sexual orientation........ you just call your items manly to higher their price and not more.........but thanks to that topic meaning of the word manly equals shit.

just my thoughts so pls there is no need to call me an idiot in the next posts.

Thanks for reading
                                                                                                                                 Alv
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Okkam on January 24, 2012, 05:58:18 pm
arbalest is manly? heh.
Arbalest\xbow was weapon for militia and mercenary troops. It was cheap, slow, non-accurate weapon with high damage at short distance. If you think that this kind of weapon is manly for you - good luck.


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just my thoughts so pls there is no need to call me an idiot in the next posts.
I'll never call another person an idiot just for a different viewpoint, or stupid suggestion, or lack of knowledge, or biased opinion. Even if I think that this is true.

Even shit can be manly weapon, just remember dedicated throwers with masterworked stones.
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: VR__Alv on January 24, 2012, 05:59:49 pm
yeah i remember Pebbe)
Title: Re: Real man's Items [many good things for killing]
Post by: Okkam on January 25, 2012, 06:27:21 pm
Bomb?