That post Wolfgang made, did you guys really think it was unprovoked?
Every time I log on, he starts screaming SKEET SKEET SKEET, as well as sexism regarding the gender of the character I'm using and constant use of the term "gay".
I literally looked on google to see what he was talking about, and guess what came up:
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch".
So I decided to tell him what it meant, as well as tag him back for all the other 20~30 times he's verbally harassed me with that term, that he was actually insulting himself, as well as an entire race of people.
I don't get why he's offended, if he doesn't want to be, maybe he shouldn't be referring to me as Skeet every time he says something.
Oh, and that "friend SUP" part, wasn't meant for him, I was talking to equus africanus asinus (Sir_Do.n.k.ey., damn censor).
Lastly, here's a bonus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycXuYzmzNg
Unfortunately I don't take screenshots of every single time someone provokes me in a video game, spend time uploading them to a website, and posting them one by one just because I'm unsatisfied, so I've no proof. Instead, I resort to defending myself, by myself, as seen in the screens provided by Wolfgang.
Obviously he wouldn't be providing the evidence for my part, but did I attack him unprovoked? Certainly not.