cRPG

Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: djavo on January 15, 2012, 03:10:57 am

Title: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: djavo on January 15, 2012, 03:10:57 am
Hmmmmm. David Icke said that war is coming. Ron Pearlman said that war never changes. System of a Down - WAR?

Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Oberyn on January 15, 2012, 03:13:34 am
Whoever manages to stay away from the majority of the radiation. Probably Australia.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Torben on January 15, 2012, 03:42:25 am
Hawai : )
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: ManOfWar on January 15, 2012, 04:23:51 am
Apparently we have dolphins to find the mines if they decide to blockade the channel
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Christo on January 15, 2012, 04:26:39 am
Well.

Get the game called: DefCon, and experiment.

No one wins.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Mala on January 15, 2012, 04:43:12 am
Rats and cockroaches.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Radament on January 15, 2012, 04:55:04 am
SABINO
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Angantyr on January 15, 2012, 06:47:37 am
Quote from: Christo on January 15, 2012, 04:26:39 am
No one wins.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: TurmoilTom on January 15, 2012, 07:30:39 am
USA USA USA
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 02:11:26 pm
EU and Russia win, for we are the bestest.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: okiN on January 15, 2012, 02:30:27 pm
Nobody.

Quote from: Oberyn on January 15, 2012, 03:13:34 am
Whoever manages to stay away from the majority of the radiation. Probably Australia.

Actually, there was a rather well-researched dramatization made of this subject. As I recall, the gist of it was that Australia either got hit by a minimal amount of nukes or was lucky enough to not get hit at all, so they were able to survive for a while, but the whole world was so incredibly fucked from the fallout that they all ended up dying anyway.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 02:37:54 pm
Just read Metro 2033

Russia will win.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Chagan_Arslan on January 15, 2012, 02:49:05 pm
Jamaica,

while the rest of the world will be nukin' itself into oblivion, they will be there sitting, smoking that herb and than conquering rest of the world with the power or Reggae

yes ya man
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 02:52:29 pm
Jamaica will probably get a lot of the fallout from the bombs dropped on florida and such.


Also, they are rather dependan on imports.

Might be some of them survive, but they will live like natives 1000 years ago, nakedly hunting mutant pigs in the Forests of Jamrock.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Oberyn on January 15, 2012, 03:32:43 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 02:52:29 pm

Might be some of them survive, but they will live like natives 1000 years ago, nakedly hunting mutant pigs in the Forests of Jamrock.

Fallout 4: The Isle of Marley
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 03:33:42 pm
And to lower radiation you have to smoke weed.

Yeah, I can see that.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Corwin on January 15, 2012, 03:44:02 pm
Quote from: okiN on January 15, 2012, 02:30:27 pm
Nobody.

Actually, there was a rather well-researched dramatization made of this subject. As I recall, the gist of it was that Australia either got hit by a minimal amount of nukes or was lucky enough to not get hit at all, so they were able to survive for a while, but the whole world was so incredibly fucked from the fallout that they all ended up dying anyway.

"On the beach", great movie.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Teeth on January 15, 2012, 04:10:49 pm
Polar bears, they are getting fucked over now, so a nuclear winter caused by a nuclear war is probably their best bet.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on January 15, 2012, 04:34:08 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: isatis on January 15, 2012, 10:05:05 pm
Quote from: Fluffy_Muffin on January 15, 2012, 04:34:08 pm
(click to show/hide)

in a simulation, it has been shown that they would die.

i say canada because who would bother throwing nucke to us?
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 10:25:36 pm
Quote from: isatis on January 15, 2012, 10:05:05 pm


i say canada because who would bother throwing nucke to us?

Lol I bet the American President in his secret bunker would be all like :" IF WE DONT SURVIVE THE CANADIAN RETARDS WONT ASWELL!" *pushes red button*
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Herkkutatti on January 15, 2012, 10:29:07 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 02:37:54 pm
Just read Metro 2033

Russia will win.
Metro 2033 master piece game ;P also Russia and EU because I'm from Finland and i like Russians
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 16, 2012, 07:15:55 am
Trust me, the game will look like shit when you experienced the awesomeness of the book :D
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Segd on January 16, 2012, 07:23:06 am
There will be no Russia when the war begins. :(
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 16, 2012, 03:18:06 pm
Dont worry comrade, germany will stand by your side against the evil slit-eyed warmongers from the far-east.
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: dodnet on January 16, 2012, 03:57:58 pm
I will be the only one who survives and will die a miserable lonesome death, playing DTV because no one is on any server anymore  :cry:
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: isatis on January 17, 2012, 02:08:10 am
Quote from: B3RS3RK on January 15, 2012, 10:25:36 pm
Lol I bet the American President in his secret bunker would be all like :" IF WE DONT SURVIVE THE CANADIAN RETARDS WONT ASWELL!" *pushes red button*

if american could found canada...

('merican definirion of canada: da cold land between us (USA) and more us (alaska)
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: ArchonAlarion on January 17, 2012, 06:14:54 am
If the world started ending and I was playing c-rpg, I'd prob just stay on and have some last duels. There would be a lot of sentimental chat, and some idiot would try to troll and everyone would vote to ban them and laugh awkwardly about it afterward, only feeling the tingle of irony right as they are incinerated.

Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: HarunYahya on January 17, 2012, 06:16:41 am
Y NO REZULS ?
I C NO REZULS
FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: Herkkutatti on January 17, 2012, 09:56:21 am
Can no life die ? :twisted:
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: djavo on January 18, 2012, 04:07:46 pm
Quote from: koyama on January 17, 2012, 06:16:41 am
Y NO REZULS ?
I C NO REZULS
FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

Patience young padawan!
Title: Re: WHO WILL WIN NUCULAR WAR!
Post by: v/onMega on January 19, 2012, 02:55:28 pm
They wouldn t do it.

Simple as that.


In case they would, Israel would start it in a total act of panic (selfdefense)....

Because iranian foreign policy wants israel irradicated...

Israel has nukes.
Iran wants nukes.

USA will act pro israel, thats for sure.

China / russia will stop USA from acting though, since both sides know that any action of this sort would cause the destruction of the civilized world.

In case iran keeps acting up like that, i see a war with conventional weapons coming....~ 2-3 years max.

We ll see.



War = no winners