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Title: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: BADPLAYERold on January 11, 2012, 08:19:03 am
You lost with more troops.

AHAHAHAAHAHAA
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Muki on January 11, 2012, 10:09:39 am
good defense guys
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Gomer on January 11, 2012, 10:51:09 am
BADPLAYER aint so Bad after all?
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Kreczor on January 11, 2012, 06:51:55 pm
Invicti bounced off of our shields and got pierced by arrows. They stood no chance against the mighty LLJK.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Goretooth on January 12, 2012, 01:28:41 am
who made the attack?


and got owned
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Darkkarma on January 13, 2012, 05:47:17 am
Tw'as a fun battle indeed.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Gomer on January 13, 2012, 10:12:48 am
Any1 there for are Sige on Distir casel? That t'was fun also :P

Congrats guys on keeping the most remote village ever's!
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Lt_Anders on January 14, 2012, 01:33:30 am
btw it's 'twas. Not  tw'as or t'was. Apostrophes are the representation of lost letters and 'twas is sort for It Was.

I'm just picky randomly.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Darkkarma on January 14, 2012, 07:13:26 am
btw it's 'twas. Not  tw'as or t'was. Apostrophes are the representation of lost letters and 'twas is sort for It Was.

I'm just picky randomly.

You certainly are shovelface's friend.  :)
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Lt_Anders on January 15, 2012, 11:40:00 pm
You certainly are shovelface's friend.  :)

What's that mean?!(good or bad?)
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Darkkarma on January 16, 2012, 12:03:55 am
I simply mean that you two are of like minds. It's not really a good or bad thing!
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: dynamike on January 16, 2012, 04:00:40 pm
I simply mean that you two are of like minds. It's not really a good or bad thing!

It's in fact not even a thing.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Lt_Anders on January 16, 2012, 05:40:32 pm
I haven't seen shovel in long ass time. Makes me sad. You chaos noobs stole him  :(
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: vinnytk on January 17, 2012, 03:28:51 am
bump

invicti is bad
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: farthammer on January 17, 2012, 03:32:58 am
this was beautiful.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Goretooth on January 17, 2012, 03:34:44 am
how bad they do this time?
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: vinnytk on January 17, 2012, 03:38:51 am
Almost 2:1

Free Peasants of Fisdnar
a:649 no survivors

Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
a:452 s:84 k:368
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Rikthor on January 17, 2012, 04:48:33 am
Almost 2:1

Free Peasants of Fisdnar
a:649 no survivors

Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
a:452 s:84 k:368

I was thinking of coming back to play but if this is what passes for competition, I'll refrain. Please contact Boss_Weaboo_Ujin for tactics and come back later. You are losing 2:1 to Goons. GOONS. Just awful display.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 17, 2012, 08:37:41 am
Yea, thanks to Occitan and Canary, they won.

Top 5 killers on their team.

Name   K   D
 Occitan_Arowaine   56   17
 Canary_Of_Chaos   47   9
 Occitan_Tomba   36   11
 Blackzilla   33   17
 Occitan_Froot_Loops   26   16
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: BADPLAYERold on January 17, 2012, 04:53:21 pm
Yea, thanks to Occitan and Canary, they won.

Top 5 killers on their team.

Name   K   D
 Occitan_Arowaine   56   17
 Canary_Of_Chaos   47   9
 Occitan_Tomba   36   11
 Blackzilla   33   17
 Occitan_Froot_Loops   26   16

Last time I was 2nd with 140 ping in melee..
Pretty bad
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Lt_Anders on January 17, 2012, 04:59:10 pm
Considering they used PITCHFORKS and PEASENT gear, and you guys had armor and actual weapons....yea, i'd say goons lost the moral victory. 640 peasents killed 380 armored weabos.  :rolleyes:

Weabos are morepowerful though :twisted:
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: MrShine on January 17, 2012, 06:08:30 pm
for peasants, it is not a matter of 'IF' they achieve victory, but 'WHEN'.

LONG LIVE THE FREE PEASANTS OF FISDNAR, masters of the pitchfork, donners of the straw hat, defilers of the Betsy.

E: also as Anders said in net value lost, Fidsnar defense probably "lost" more in gold than attackers did.  Therefore I suggest the history books reflect this as GLORIOUS VICTORY for team good (Free Peasants obviously).
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Scrambles720 on January 17, 2012, 07:41:22 pm
Give LLJK 3000 troops, 3000 pitchforks and 50 people.. give HATE 1000 troops, good equipment, an extremely defensible town and 25 people and HATE would have over 500 troops left.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Violent on January 17, 2012, 08:19:40 pm
I heard you guys were so bad I didn't even bother coming to play.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: BADPLAYERold on January 17, 2012, 09:50:29 pm
Give LLJK 3000 troops, 3000 pitchforks and 50 people.. give HATE 1000 troops, good equipment, an extremely defensible town and 25 people and HATE would have over 500 troops left.

Too bad HATE don't have a town, or troops, or good equipment.

Makes you think..
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: MrShine on January 17, 2012, 09:52:40 pm
I heard you guys were so bad I didn't even bother coming to play.
I heard your avatar was so fat even its rolls have rolls.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Goretooth on January 17, 2012, 10:48:03 pm
Give LLJK 3000 troops, 3000 pitchforks and 50 people.. give HATE 1000 troops, good equipment, an extremely defensible town and 25 people and HATE would have over 500 troops left.
Nah i would show up
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Slantedfloors on January 18, 2012, 12:56:29 am
Give LLJK 3000 troops, 3000 pitchforks and 50 people.. give HATE 1000 troops, good equipment, an extremely defensible town and 25 people and HATE would have over 500 troops left.
I guess we'll never know, seeing as how HATE (and to a similar extent, it's component clans) have never held a town or really done anything of any real importance ever.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: PhantomZero on January 18, 2012, 03:35:25 am
E: also as Anders said in net value lost, Fidsnar defense probably "lost" more in gold than attackers did.  Therefore I suggest the history books reflect this as GLORIOUS VICTORY for team good (Free Peasants obviously).

Actually this is false, being the person who gave Fisdnar everything it has I can attest to the fact that everything thus far used in the defense of fisdnar has been looted from AI villages and bandits.

You might say "AH-HAH! Troop Upkeep!", which is insignificant as there were only roughly 150 actual troops defending the town and that is just a part of doing business with transporting goods and such.

LLJK would never willingly buy Weeaboo armor. If it is free, hell yes we are going to use it to defend some podunk town in the middle of butthell.

You will know when you actually fight an LLJK army. (Hint: It will actually be in line with our theme.)
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Goretooth on January 18, 2012, 03:56:55 am
lol all my items/gold come from sacking villages and a lot from hate caravans. Thanks for the free gear and gold.
add that to your net loss?
and btw check the battle list :)
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: BADPLAYERold on January 18, 2012, 04:18:57 am

Also the "Free Peasants of Fisdnar" lost something much more valuable than strat gold, they lost cRPG gold in their battles considering they buy all their troops and strat gold.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 18, 2012, 04:25:01 am
Actually we bought 0 of our troops, we did buy 10k out of 40k strat gold that we had in total to help pay for the upkeep (it takes a while to get 649 troops with one person recruiting). Frank actually got most of our gold from raiding people. Nice assumption though. Though this time around, I think i'll be buying much more strat gold to make sure we have adequate pitchforks.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: BADPLAYERold on January 18, 2012, 05:40:17 am

We have some gold spare if you want someone to buy off, we will just get most of it back anyway  :lol:
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 18, 2012, 08:25:13 am
Yea I heard you were buying some trade goods off some one, so much for the difference between us!
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: vinnytk on January 18, 2012, 05:02:00 pm
Looks like Invicti is about to make another deposit to the goretooth war fund
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: MrShine on January 18, 2012, 09:17:20 pm
lol all my items/gold come from sacking villages and a lot from hate caravans. Thanks for the free gear and gold.
add that to your net loss?
and btw check the battle list :)

lol whoops didn't realize the village changed hands, was wondering why I got kicked from it the other day.

Our troops shall be clothed in bearskins!
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Scrambles720 on January 23, 2012, 05:09:05 pm
I love how LLJK thinks we care and get extremely defensive and the real winners of this war are invictus who are actually having fun playing the game! lol
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: PhantomZero on January 23, 2012, 05:34:07 pm
I love how LLJK thinks we care and get extremely defensive and the real winners of this war are invictus who are actually having fun playing the game! lol

Invictus must play a lot of dwarf fortress.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Goretooth on January 23, 2012, 05:46:47 pm
I love how LLJK thinks we care and get extremely defensive and the real winners of this war are invictus who are actually having fun playing the game! lol
Getting tons of free gear and trade goods off you guys is fun for me.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Scrambles720 on January 23, 2012, 07:25:27 pm
Goretooth, we have raided plenty of lljk too lol and what gear have you gotten? pitchforks? maybe a few trade goods? Your army costs you more per day than what you get from raiding us. The amazing part about all of this is how lljk manages to think themselves the underdogs and how every victory they have is purely from their skill and dedication when they have more than 3 times our numbers not counting their alliances :) and dont even think oh you have alliances too because our allies are not helping us in fighting you. The only reason we are at war is because we decided to have fun in strat and not be a part of the carebear alliances :) And if your having fun too Goretooth, raiding us, then great aint that what games are about :p the fun not the E-Penis size?
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: PhantomZero on January 24, 2012, 04:34:27 am
Goretooth, we have raided plenty of lljk too lol and what gear have you gotten? pitchforks? maybe a few trade goods? Your army costs you more per day than what you get from raiding us. The amazing part about all of this is how lljk manages to think themselves the underdogs and how every victory they have is purely from their skill and dedication when they have more than 3 times our numbers not counting their alliances :) and dont even think oh you have alliances too because our allies are not helping us in fighting you. The only reason we are at war is because we decided to have fun in strat and not be a part of the carebear alliances :) And if your having fun too Goretooth, raiding us, then great aint that what games are about :p the fun not the E-Penis size?

Dude you lost 650 to 450, quit thinking that has anything to do with how more many players each clan has. Being a big clan we have to spend our resources in multiple places, to think we spend anything more than the scraps and leftovers fighting you guys every two weeks would be a mistake.

Upkeep is a cost of business, and you haven't really impacted those numbers. 

We've made over 60k from Fisdnar since we took it, any dent you have made in those profits has been less than a statistical margin of error.


The battles are fun but stop acting like you are "winning".

You've had 1 successful caravan raid that was 204 vs 54, I wouldn't call that plenty.

Get better allies and quit talking trash. If you guys had spent an extra week buying things better than pitchforks, you probably would have won. But I doubt it.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Slantedfloors on January 24, 2012, 04:49:27 am
HATE is like that turtle I ran over, except that he's bragging because he managed to put a dent in my bumper.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Goretooth on January 24, 2012, 04:56:12 am
Goretooth, we have raided plenty of lljk too lol and what gear have you gotten? pitchforks? maybe a few trade goods? Your army costs you more per day than what you get from raiding us. The amazing part about all of this is how lljk manages to think themselves the underdogs and how every victory they have is purely from their skill and dedication when they have more than 3 times our numbers not counting their alliances :) and dont even think oh you have alliances too because our allies are not helping us in fighting you. The only reason we are at war is because we decided to have fun in strat and not be a part of the carebear alliances :) And if your having fun too Goretooth, raiding us, then great aint that what games are about :p the fun not the E-Penis size?
lol a few trade goods? try 200 trade goods everytime i've hit hate and a ton of masterwork items. The upkeep cost of my army?  your paying for it.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on January 24, 2012, 06:07:29 am
HATE is like that turtle I ran over, except that he's bragging because he managed to put a dent in my bumper.

That is one damn tall turtle  :shock:
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Cowstomper on January 24, 2012, 06:28:51 am
That is one damn tall turtle  :shock:

It's really more like a damn small car.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Kreczor on January 24, 2012, 06:38:26 am
Goretooth, we have raided plenty of lljk too lol and what gear have you gotten? pitchforks? maybe a few trade goods? Your army costs you more per day than what you get from raiding us. The amazing part about all of this is how lljk manages to think themselves the underdogs and how every victory they have is purely from their skill and dedication when they have more than 3 times our numbers not counting their alliances :) and dont even think oh you have alliances too because our allies are not helping us in fighting you. The only reason we are at war is because we decided to have fun in strat and not be a part of the carebear alliances :) And if your having fun too Goretooth, raiding us, then great aint that what games are about :p the fun not the E-Penis size?

Wait, we're part of a carebear alliance?
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Slantedfloors on January 24, 2012, 06:41:41 am
That is one damn tall turtle  :shock:
Not no more it isn't.

But yeah, tiny car.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: Rikthor on January 24, 2012, 04:15:35 pm
Wait, we're part of a carebear alliance?

Well you see Kreczor, when you have allies you are considered a Carebear Alliance even though the opposing side as their own allies by the juniors admission.

It's called the Darkfall Rule Set:

1) Does your opponent have allies? If yes, Carebear Alliance.
2) Does your opponent have one more person than you? If yes, Zerg.
3) Did you lose a battle your opponent? If yes, make up some stat that means you actually won.
4) Did you lose a city to your opponent? If yes, "We didn't want that city anyway"

Hopefully this makes more sense, Kreczor. The more you know.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: MrShine on January 25, 2012, 08:42:05 pm
Moral victory can always be claimed, regardless of the circumstances.
Title: Re: The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.
Post by: SittingBull on January 26, 2012, 07:33:29 am
Oh hey there's a thread about this! WE SHALL THROW MORE TROOPS AT FISDNAR FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO SPITE ALL THAT IS THE GOON ALLIANCE bundle of sticksRY.