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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: [ptx] on January 06, 2012, 11:22:33 am

Title: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 06, 2012, 11:22:33 am
Finally, the line has been crossed... Midget porn scars cRPG forums (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,16229.msg340572.html#msg340572), the Nords leave me no choice :mad:

Let it be known, [ptx] and his secret alliance of great power and numbers and keys is now at war with the Nords!

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I will accept no tribute for peace(short of looms, anyway).
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Thovex on January 06, 2012, 11:24:50 am
I agree to this statement.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Mustikki on January 06, 2012, 11:40:02 am
Hi,

its signed,

i can only approve.

[insert your name here]
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Jacko on January 06, 2012, 11:48:23 am
You have pillaged your last dwarf, scum!
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Lepintoi on January 06, 2012, 11:54:56 am
yay War! how long till you get to their lands? a week? two weeks?
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Xant on January 06, 2012, 12:05:55 pm
Nords are paying for reliable information on ptx's location.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 06, 2012, 12:10:58 pm
How much?
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Lepintoi on January 06, 2012, 12:11:42 pm
Quote from: Xant on January 06, 2012, 12:05:55 pm
Nords are paying for reliable information on ptx's location.

I don't know his char name xD
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Segd on January 06, 2012, 12:19:52 pm
Quote from: Xant on January 06, 2012, 12:05:55 pm
Nords are paying for reliable information on ptx's location.
I saw him moving to Kulum. Nords should send all their troops there.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: okiN on January 06, 2012, 01:06:19 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on January 06, 2012, 12:10:58 pm
How much?

I think what Xant means is that he's personally offering free use of his body in exchange for information.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 06, 2012, 01:20:40 pm
No deal.
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Post by: Daniel on January 06, 2012, 01:31:19 pm
Confirmed.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Siiem on January 06, 2012, 02:43:15 pm
We don't have time for this balkan, we have coconuts to craft!
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Dom.Miguel on January 07, 2012, 06:53:29 am
But in this age of miniaturization midget porn seems like the next step
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 08, 2012, 12:28:33 am
Where are you hiding, you nord scum? I don't see any of you on the map... :mad:
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Gurnisson on January 08, 2012, 12:34:21 am
Quote from: [ptx] on January 08, 2012, 12:28:33 am
Where are you hiding, you nord scum? I don't see any of you on the map... :mad:

1. Find a coconut tree
2. Shake it
3. Watch as the nordmen come flying down
4. Attack them

You have now successfully attacked nordmen
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on January 08, 2012, 11:19:10 pm
Quote from: Gurnisson on January 08, 2012, 12:34:21 am
1. Find a coconut tree
2. Shake it
3. Watch as the nordmen come flying down
4. Attack them

You have now successfully attacked nordmen
Permaban.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Noctivagant on January 09, 2012, 08:13:57 am
What we need is NSFW tag and TS system for speech recognition so system can identify the player's age, then it modifies the forum profile of the player. Underage players (a.k.a jailbaits) cannot see the images with NSFW tag.

Problem solved

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Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Kafein on January 09, 2012, 11:38:36 am
I didn't knew Han was vulcan.

EDIT : btw, the cRPG version of this should be along the lines of "Live long and pro spear". I'm out.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 09, 2012, 11:40:44 am
Well, this is disappointing, they're all scared and in hiding. :|

/me declares victory over Nords.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Kafein on January 09, 2012, 12:22:34 pm
You gained right to rule.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Noctivagant on January 09, 2012, 12:54:12 pm
Quote from: Kafein on January 09, 2012, 11:38:36 am
I didn't knew Han was vulcan.

EDIT : btw, the cRPG version of this should be along the lines of "Live long and pro spear". I'm out.

So you knew Han Solo was Captain Mal?

Quote from: [ptx] on January 09, 2012, 11:40:44 am
Well, this is disappointing, they're all scared and in hiding. :|

/me declares victory over Nords.

/me declares victory over Nerds.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: okiN on January 09, 2012, 01:04:20 pm
But... but... you never even came in view of our lands!
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Dezilagel on January 09, 2012, 01:15:50 pm
Quote from: okiN on January 09, 2012, 01:04:20 pm
But... but... you never even came in view of our lands!

You snooze, you lose.

Should have permabanned him earlier
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Nessaj on January 09, 2012, 02:13:02 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on January 09, 2012, 11:40:44 am
Well, this is disappointing, they're all scared and in hiding. :|

/me declares victory over Nords.

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Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on January 09, 2012, 02:38:28 pm
I for one welcome the new Nord overlord.

*Ninjas declare victory over strategus.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 09, 2012, 02:41:20 pm
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Well done, underling, you are now my second in command.
Get the scum to work harder, new conquests await!
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Xant on January 09, 2012, 03:08:00 pm
When will you be moving in to your new palace at Mijayet?
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 09, 2012, 03:09:45 pm
Mijayet? What? Get me Dhirim. Now.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Rage_Guy on January 09, 2012, 09:16:48 pm
Oh my god!
Can I have the honor to join ptx-ian army???
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 10, 2012, 11:35:14 am
Nope, sorry, all full. Unless you come with your own castle.
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Vovka on January 10, 2012, 01:11:38 pm
Hey ptx, I forgot where we must send our 5k army ((
can u  send ur  awesome plan again  :P
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 10, 2012, 01:36:09 pm
You mean you haven't taken Nemeja and Veidar yet? :|
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: bredeus on January 26, 2012, 09:24:47 pm
Nords..last seen inside the Samarra castle
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Nessaj on January 26, 2012, 09:40:19 pm
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Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: [ptx] on January 26, 2012, 10:11:19 pm
Well, at least you followed some orders...
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: _Tak_ on January 27, 2012, 07:27:13 pm
i find it very interesting that you guys keep calling each other *scum*
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: bagge on January 27, 2012, 07:34:46 pm
Quote from: AlexTheDragon on January 27, 2012, 07:27:13 pm
i find it very interesting that you guys keep calling each other *scum*

no u
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: Nessaj on January 27, 2012, 09:05:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkcsLFSAS30 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkcsLFSAS30)
Title: Re: [ptx] declares war on the Nords!
Post by: _Tak_ on January 27, 2012, 09:20:56 pm
Quote from: bagge on January 27, 2012, 07:34:46 pm
no u

hey comeon what is wrong with you :P