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Title: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on December 31, 2011, 02:53:22 am
[17:26] <Ufthak> Antiblitz, I'm sorry, we didn't mean to do that to you, can you forgive us?
[17:26] <AntiBlitz> nope fuck off
[17:26] <AntiBlitz> im taking mechin now

It seems we can't be friends. CHAOS has unfortunately wronged ATS one too many times. After our betrayal of the Empire, ATS still only sought to be our friends. They even forgave us for mugging poor Palatro alongside Kesh. This time, however, we've gone too far. Our incessant compliments and apologies has left ATS with no other recourse but to declare war. As one last act of atonement, I took it on myself to officially declare war on CHAOS for ATS, saving them the trouble. I'm sorry for all our mistakes and that we were unable to be friends.

Although CHAOS didn't actively seek this war out, far be it from us to back down from a fight. So we accept your challenge.

edit: ATS, because I still value your opinion, I still value your constructive criticism and would love to hear your opinion on the matter.

tl;dr War were declared.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: BADPLAYERold on December 31, 2011, 02:54:51 am
You had better watch out for AntiBlitz highly trained army (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,22655.msg328115.html#msg328115)

Honestly you should just give up now.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Rhaelys on December 31, 2011, 02:55:14 am
[17:24] <Rhaelys> For what it's worth, you're a great sword n' boarder in battle.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Noctivagant on December 31, 2011, 03:01:41 am
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Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Canary on December 31, 2011, 03:03:08 am
On behalf of the ATS Corporation™ I would like to posit the position that Chaos has in fact taken things too far, what with this being the season of good will towards man, and our good will clearly has been going towards the wrong men in the scenarios Ufthak outlined (and more!) to the point where ATS, as a dignified clan, has no alternatives.

For pete's sake, Wiawin hasn't been hanging around our channel for over a week, we should have really seen this coming.

Confirmed.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on December 31, 2011, 03:09:11 am
    My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

    Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,

    From every mountainside, let freedom ring!
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on December 31, 2011, 03:15:27 am
You heard it right, all five ats members that still play crpg are coming for the chaos scum.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Wiawins_ATS on December 31, 2011, 03:16:16 am
Mod's dead, I killed chadz, game over man.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Gash on December 31, 2011, 05:53:29 am
Something... something... darkside...?
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ManOfWar on December 31, 2011, 06:40:56 am
[17:24] <Rhaelys> For what it's worth, you're a great sword n' boarder in battle.

Excuse me Rhaelys, let actual Sword N Boarders do the ratings please
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Lordark on December 31, 2011, 07:39:49 am
Poor Ats hopefully fate will give the a Holy'r path to follow down besides being Brigands and Bandits against Badmins.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: snipercapt on December 31, 2011, 07:45:11 am
The end is nigh!
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Daniel on December 31, 2011, 01:31:03 pm
Confirmed.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: AntiBlitz on December 31, 2011, 02:55:57 pm
Take words out of context, stuff words in my mouth, create false threads, and attack our members. Need I say more
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: okiN on December 31, 2011, 03:39:05 pm
You know what this war needs, to spice it up a bit? More clans. Otherwise it sounds like it might turn out a tad one-sided.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: [ptx] on December 31, 2011, 03:40:16 pm
Need I say more
Yes, please. :)
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on December 31, 2011, 03:45:04 pm
You know what this war needs, to spice it up a bit? More clans. Otherwise it sounds like it might turn out a tad one-sided.
K
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on December 31, 2011, 05:05:06 pm
Quote
You know what this war needs, to spice it up a bit? More clans. Otherwise it sounds like it might turn out a tad one-sided.

"In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield."
Douglas MacArthur

Those dreams are a prophecy. I come, to fuck people.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: AntiBlitz on December 31, 2011, 06:33:12 pm
Yes, please. :)

Aight, don't have an entire clan of adolescence spam chat so bad that you crash the servers in battle, but then have your admin basically encourage it by allowing it to happen repeatedly.  Then when all I want to ask on irc is for it to stop u troll over me with nonsense.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on December 31, 2011, 07:35:45 pm
Well, we all knew it was bound to happen eventually Antiblitz. You're that washed out color red, and we're -green-. We can never co-exist peacefully. Just think of the abomination of a color that would result from our mixing... disgusting.

Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: AntiBlitz on December 31, 2011, 08:26:50 pm
See and their you go again, running you fucking mouth instead of talking diplomacy.  Declared war on a landless clan, and talk like your some super alliance.  Spending your money frivolously on a stupid claim.  Whatever your loss when you look like BRD backing out of strat with your tail tucked between your legs.  You bide your time, its coming and you have started it.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on December 31, 2011, 08:40:34 pm
Haters gonna hate
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on December 31, 2011, 11:27:51 pm
We've always been big on gutting swines as opposed to casting pearls before them, ATS scum. See you on the field!
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: AntiBlitz on December 31, 2011, 11:36:45 pm
Pppfffft, don't hide it like your some justice pursuing valiant knight.  You guys basically told us steal, and please sell it in mechin to make u gold.  Kinda why u took mechin remember, to allow us to continue making u gold.....
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on December 31, 2011, 11:44:39 pm
It came across like you were mad
Holding in your breath with everything you had
Until your face began to turn red
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: AntiBlitz on January 01, 2012, 12:11:29 am
Nah I haven't been mad even from the beginning, hell I was joking about it.  Then y'all made this thread.  I just been talking shit about wanting mechin since im always there.  I figured you all were joking till I decided to attack wojtek
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on January 01, 2012, 12:29:55 am
Bullshitting aside:
Yeah, we took Mechin without the intent of operating around it originally because we didn't particularly want someone other than Arcani there. We also did give you guys the okay to go ahead and keep using Mechin as you had been. Never said anything about raiding people in Reyvadin area, though.


What does that have to do with you guys being that horrendous shade of red, though?

Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: AntiBlitz on January 01, 2012, 12:45:37 am
so i snagged one guy and left, and didnt return, i was moving through the area, hell i even sold the shit in mechin anyways.  Either way you made profit, cuz he wasnt selling to you, but to the city.  I really dont see your argument.  and to help you understand a lil better, if im not cursing at you, then something is wrong, it is  as apart of me as your shitty green color is you.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on January 01, 2012, 03:06:32 pm
See, I kinda have to agree with AntiBlitz here - our shade of green is sooo 2011.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Casimir on January 01, 2012, 05:10:35 pm
i like turtles
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Kazak on January 01, 2012, 07:01:15 pm
FUCK USA!!! and Russia...

Now you cant do anything to me and say that i'm racist and a commie, so fuck off...

P.S. It is one of the hardest days in Russia, forgive me my enemies... All of you...
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on January 01, 2012, 10:26:47 pm
I'm sorry, what does this have to do with us?
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on January 02, 2012, 01:30:59 am
Obviously glorious nation of Kazakstan will help Chaos crush inferior enemies who are ruled by little girls with vagines like sleeve of wizard.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ManOfWar on January 02, 2012, 06:32:43 am
though not those assholes in uzbekastan
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ecko on January 02, 2012, 04:23:16 pm
 :shock:
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Sauce on January 02, 2012, 08:05:52 pm
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Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Civilian on January 03, 2012, 12:19:41 pm
Maybe its Chaos that needs to be changing their names and color. The Green does not fit you. Pink would be a better color for you guys. Too scared to start wars with anyone but on a fiefless clan that pretty much all quit strategus. Come send your armies at us Chaos trash.  More targets for us bandits.

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Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Gristle on January 03, 2012, 02:21:04 pm
What kind of loser clan quits Strategus to play Star Wars?

Oh.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Civilian on January 03, 2012, 02:33:34 pm
What did BRD quit to play? Not like strategus is any fun.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: oprah_winfrey on January 03, 2012, 02:38:35 pm
Ats stands for all the sithlords
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: AntiBlitz on January 03, 2012, 02:41:01 pm
What kind of loser clan quits Strategus to play Star Wars?

Oh.

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I HEAR IT EVEN HAS MULTIPLAYER!!!
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Gristle on January 03, 2012, 02:56:06 pm
What did BRD quit to play? Not like strategus is any fun.

Star Wars of course! Imperials on Jung Ma. We have had one or two ATS sightings on the server. Small world, huh? Makes sense I guess since that was the only east coast RPPVP server at launch.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Goretooth on January 03, 2012, 05:29:07 pm
Didn't they have a village for like a day? oh yeah i got it now :)
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 03, 2012, 05:44:02 pm
To be fair, everyone knows hanun is pretty fucking ghetto.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on January 03, 2012, 06:31:49 pm
Maybe its Chaos that needs to be changing their names and color. The Green does not fit you. Pink would be a better color for you guys. Too scared to start wars with anyone but on a fiefless clan that pretty much all quit strategus. Come send your armies at us Chaos trash.  More targets for us bandits.

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You're probably the fourth or fifth guy i've seen write something like this. If it wasn't for the fact that all of these comments have been written by members of clans that went to war from the get go only to be wiped off of  the map in weeks as a result, it might be something worth considering. You guys are a fiefless clan, but given how poorly you managed them last strat, that's not really too surprising. You guys are honestly the most emotional bandits that i've ever had the displeasure of coming in contact with. The war itself is obviously a joke, but we decided to just get you guys out of our hair since you've really been nothing but a nuisance to us since this iteration of strat began.  What little sympathy I may have had for you guys in the beginning went flying out the window pretty quickly, bandit scum.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: EyeBeat on January 03, 2012, 06:43:24 pm
Darkfall:  "We didn't want that city anyways."
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Civilian on January 03, 2012, 06:55:31 pm
You're probably the fourth or fifth guy i've seen write something like this. If it wasn't for the fact that all of these comments have been written by members of clans that went to war from the get go only to be wiped off of  the map in weeks as a result, it might be something worth considering. You guys are a fiefless clan, but given how poorly you managed them last strat, that's not really too surprising. You guys are honestly the most emotional bandits that i've ever had the displeasure of coming in contact with. The war itself is obviously a joke, but we decided to just get you guys out of our hair since you've really been nothing but a nuisance to us since this iteration of strat began.  What little sympathy I may have had for you guys in the beginning went flying out the window pretty quickly, bandit scum.

Whats the matter? I can't roleplay either? Just responding to one your own members comment about maybe not shitting on us if we change our name and color.

Do not take it so serious.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on January 03, 2012, 07:06:09 pm
Whats the matter? I can't roleplay either? Just responding to one your own members comment about maybe not shitting on us if we change our name and color.

Do not take it so serious.

Im still a little sour from talking with wojtec. Forgive my taking it a little too seriously. You're right though,lets remember it's a game. That remark that our guy made was in poor taste as well. You have my apologies.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: BADPLAYERold on January 03, 2012, 08:32:22 pm
This is our lives.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Keshian on January 03, 2012, 08:41:53 pm
What kind of loser clan quits Strategus to play Star Wars?

Oh.

They just dont get your subtle wit, gristle! ;(  We all quit for star wars too, it was a self-deprecating joke, not an insult.  Anyway - DARK SIDE SHALL DOMINATE JUNG MA!!!
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Civilian on January 03, 2012, 09:02:35 pm
They just dont get your subtle wit, gristle! ;(  We all quit for star wars too, it was a self-deprecating joke, not an insult.  Anyway - DARK SIDE SHALL DOMINATE JUNG MA!!!

ATS and BRD on same side on same server. Strong the dark side is.

I don't play  :(
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: PieParadox on January 04, 2012, 08:28:41 am
You guys are too serious  :shock:
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 04, 2012, 05:50:58 pm
that new star wars game sucks massive amounts of penis.  just like every other MMORPG to come out in the last 10 years.

if they actually have different genres of MMO's, like REAL PVP (with consequences and rewards for dying/killing), no more instances, etc, then I might wade back in.  But they keep catering to the lowest common denominator: care bear 13 year olds who would rage quit the game forever if they ever had anything unfortunate happen to their character they put 1000 hours into playing.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Tyrell on January 04, 2012, 08:28:46 pm
that new star wars game sucks massive amounts of penis.  just like every other MMORPG to come out in the last 10 years.

if they actually have different genres of MMO's, like REAL PVP (with consequences and rewards for dying/killing), no more instances, etc, then I might wade back in.  But they keep catering to the lowest common denominator: care bear 13 year olds who would rage quit the game forever if they ever had anything unfortunate happen to their character they put 1000 hours into playing.
Like ROONSCAPE...the wilderness....
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: ManOfWar on January 04, 2012, 08:30:59 pm
Like ROONSCAPE...the wilderness....


Good times

The black knight castle to the left was my crib
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 04, 2012, 08:39:33 pm
I was thinking more like old school Ultima Online (before they went the way of every other MMO).  The criminal system kicked ass.  The city system kicked ass (guarded areas so it wasn't 100% hard core PVP, but once you left the city it was a free for all).  The fact that you had to fight over resources and not every dungeon was an instance was awesome.  The fact that you dropped most of your gear when you died was awesome. 

I understand that's too hardcore for some people, but you'd think in the last 10 years at least one or two MMORPGs would try to change the formula from the instanced dungeons, fake pvp, all about "quests" and collecting pixel crack.  But since the people who put up the money to publish these games only want to reach the largest audience, they cater it to the lowest common denominators.  Niche markets can still exist (like Warband) but they are very few and far between.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Harafat on January 04, 2012, 10:38:45 pm

 but you'd think in the last 10 years at least one or two MMORPGs would try to change the formula from the instanced dungeons, fake pvp, all about "quests" and collecting pixel crack.

+1
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Kazak on January 04, 2012, 11:40:31 pm
Obviously glorious nation of Kazakstan will help Chaos crush inferior enemies who are ruled by little girls with vagines like sleeve of wizard.

Thats so sad that u think that Kazaks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cossacks) are Kazakhs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhs).

You can start whing that they pronounce same, but I have already told your clan-leader the big difference between these nations. Kazaks(Cossacks) are mostly Russians and "Kazak" is more like Military-based culture of life. While Kazakhs is nation that lives mostly in Kazakhstan.

Awesome that "your nation"*cough cough cough* gets most of the Noble prize medals  :wink:.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Darkkarma on January 04, 2012, 11:47:18 pm
Go be Kazak somewhere else, please.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Ufthak on January 05, 2012, 01:49:12 am
Thats so sad that u think that Kazaks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cossacks) are Kazakhs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhs).

You can start whing that they pronounce same, but I have already told your clan-leader the big difference between these nations. Kazaks(Cossacks) are mostly Russians and "Kazak" is more like Military-based culture of life. While Kazakhs is nation that lives mostly in Kazakhstan.

Awesome that "your nation"*cough cough cough* gets most of the Noble prize medals  :wink:.

By his nation, do you mean Germany or America?
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Canary on January 05, 2012, 01:54:37 am
...but I have already told your clan-leader the big difference between these nations.

Wait, what? I don't recall having gotten a cultural history/geography lesson anytime in the recent past.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Casimir on January 05, 2012, 02:08:59 am
I can send you a picture of rasputin's cock if you'd like a recap?
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Civilian on January 05, 2012, 02:29:07 am
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Only Kazakhs allowed.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on January 05, 2012, 04:42:43 pm
Thats so sad that u think that Kazaks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cossacks) are Kazakhs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhs).

You can start whing that they pronounce same, but I have already told your clan-leader the big difference between these nations. Kazaks(Cossacks) are mostly Russians and "Kazak" is more like Military-based culture of life. While Kazakhs is nation that lives mostly in Kazakhstan.

Awesome that "your nation"*cough cough cough* gets most of the Noble prize medals  :wink:.

Even though my anus was broken, I knew the rest of our journey would be great success
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Jacko on January 05, 2012, 08:10:09 pm
What.. I always thought chaos and ats was basically the same thing..
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Kazak on January 05, 2012, 08:21:40 pm
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Looks like I nailed this thread.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: dynamike on January 05, 2012, 11:32:41 pm
What.. I always thought chaos and ats was basically the same thing..

You can't spell "CHAOS ASSHATS" without ATS.
Title: Re: ATS has declared war on CHAOS
Post by: Sauce on January 06, 2012, 01:40:37 am
This Green vs Red was strictly a war for holiday spirit.