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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on December 19, 2011, 04:23:23 am

Title: Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 19, 2011, 04:23:23 am
The love for true freedom and peasantry won this day against the tyrannical USA/LLJK empire. We the Free Peasants of Fisdnar wish to thank all supporters of freedom, love, and sovereignty. Without your support we surely would not have won.

So now I ask, who next wishes for their army to crash upon the rocks of Fisdnar and be swept away?

http://youtu.be/K3oz0zhEwZk?t=2m23s
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: BADPLAYERold on December 19, 2011, 04:46:01 am
The only thing that makes us happy in the wake of this shameful defeat is the knowledge that HATE is a worthless faction that will never amount to anything.

gf  :D.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: SittingBull on December 19, 2011, 04:49:32 am
Well that's not nice  :(
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 19, 2011, 05:04:13 am
At least he didn't mention the Free Peasants of Fisdnar  :P
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: MrShine on December 19, 2011, 05:26:43 am
When the free peasants are required to sow the field, do they not sow?
When the free peasants are required to till, do they not till?
When a noblemen requires sustenance or shelter for an evening, does the peasant not provide that sustenance or that bed?

Yet when they be so bold as to attack Fidsnar, the home of the free peasants of Fidsnar, that, my brothers, is an affront to peasant-hood that we cannot bear.
Peasants will bend, but that, my brethren, is something that will push us to the breaking point.

For Fidsnar we live
For Fidsnar we fight
And for Fidsnar
We die.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Braeden on December 19, 2011, 05:35:19 am
Peasants you're just boys make a big noise
Playing in the streets going to be knights some day
Get hit in the face
Ya big disgrace
We'll be kicking your corpse all over the place

Cuz
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Peasants you are young men, weak men
Shoutin' in the street going to take on the world some day
Got stones in your face, ya bloody disgrace
We'll be planting our banner all over the place

You see
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Buddy all your old men, poor men
Pleading for mercy want peace today
You'll have mud on your face
You big disgrace
Because we put peasants back into their place

You know,
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Turkhammer on December 19, 2011, 05:41:14 am
Sounds like an NBA game.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Goretooth on December 19, 2011, 01:39:07 pm
The love for true freedom and peasantry won this day against the tyrannical USA/LLJK empire. We the Free Peasants of Fisdnar wish to thank all supporters of freedom, love, and sovereignty. Without your support we surely would not have won.

So now I ask, who next wishes for their army to crash upon the rocks of Fisdnar and be swept away?

http://youtu.be/K3oz0zhEwZk?t=2m23s
i will and do count on it.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 19, 2011, 07:38:13 pm
i will and do count on it.

I'm glad we're giving you more trouble then some people who just bend over in your presence and let you slip it in without a fight.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Nasturtium on December 19, 2011, 11:23:16 pm
Was a fun battle, Goons are really annoying in teamspeak, hooray for the free peasants of calradia!
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: SuperNewb on December 19, 2011, 11:54:44 pm
That battle was bound to lose. It was 300v500 and they would really expect to just walk in and enjoy the victory (like every other carebear clan :wink: ).
Glad the peasants defended themselves and Hate participated in what is truly a village defense (still came first :P )
Good Job and see most likely a battle in the next week or so.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Goretooth on December 20, 2011, 12:10:14 am
Day
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: SittingBull on December 20, 2011, 12:12:16 am
That battle was bound to lose. It was 300v500 and they would really expect to just walk in and enjoy the victory (like every other carebear clan :wink: ).

Course they would! Every Goon village thus far was taken without a fight really. What a fun strat 3.0 for them.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Daniel on December 20, 2011, 12:13:38 am
The only thing that makes us happy in the wake of this shameful defeat is the knowledge that HATE is a worthless faction that will never amount to anything.

gf  :D.

Remember that one time people liked LLJK?


Me either.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Goretooth on December 20, 2011, 03:15:08 am
Course they would! Every Goon village thus far was taken without a fight really. What a fun strat 3.0 for them.
how did your village attacks go? :lol:
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 20, 2011, 03:37:52 am
how did your village attacks go? :lol:

LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL.

We actually fought for ours. I like the challenge, even if we lose. No point in just owning everything if it's given to you. OMG I own a village in strat cause no one fought me vs Guys we've had 5x all night cause other team sucks.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: SittingBull on December 20, 2011, 04:35:08 am
how did your village attacks go? :lol:

They were actually action-packed and entertaining. You know, fun. Something a game is supposed to be.

Numb nuts.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Braeden on December 20, 2011, 05:40:19 am
Well I would certainly call that fun and action packed!
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: MrShine on December 20, 2011, 06:01:39 am
dead diary,

second day, second siege of Fidsnar!
The Imperium horde blotted out the sun with their masterwork stones.  Many good men were lost, many stones were stuck to our chests as the battle raged on.  Fortunately we were able to turn the battle with our superior battle tactics of NOT USING STONES.

Fidsnar still stands for all peasant kind!  We had a celebratory hay piling tournament and sowed the fields in celebration, but our work is not yet finished as barbarian hordes loom in the distance.

Also Molly smiled at me.  I think I like her too but I'm too nervous about making a move.

That's all, until next time diary!

~MrShine
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Braeden on December 20, 2011, 06:12:00 am
Fortunately we were able to turn the battle with our superior battle tactics of NOT USING STONES.
Made me lol
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Daniel on December 20, 2011, 06:46:25 pm
dead diary,

second day, second siege of Fidsnar!
The Imperium horde blotted out the sun with their masterwork stones.  Many good men were lost, many stones were stuck to our chests as the battle raged on.  Fortunately we were able to turn the battle with our superior battle tactics of NOT USING STONES.

Fidsnar still stands for all peasant kind!  We had a celebratory hay piling tournament and sowed the fields in celebration, but our work is not yet finished as barbarian hordes loom in the distance.

Also Anders smiled at me.  I think I like him too but I'm too nervous about making a move.

That's all, until next time diary!

~MrShine

Fixed, yw.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Keshian on December 20, 2011, 06:54:08 pm
Not quite getting why the peasants of fisdnar are raiding caravans rather than feeding troops and gold to their neutral village.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Daniel on December 20, 2011, 06:57:42 pm
Not quite getting why the peasants of fisdnar are raiding caravans rather than feeding troops and gold to their neutral village.

Because we like to party?

Go disconnect or something.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Nasturtium on December 20, 2011, 06:58:57 pm
  We buried our dead, which as it turned out was most of the town, a whole generation bloody and torn on the gore covered ground. How were we to rebuild with the sawers, carpenters, butchers, smiths and bakers along with their apprentices all either maimed or lying in a hastily scraped mass ditch that some of the less injured women and children carved out of the frozen ground? We don't know why the invaders have come, or what foul deity compels them to charge en masse, most of the brutes naked and armed only with stones, into our spears, and we are beyond caring. There is only  the fighting now, and the dying. They will overwhelm us soon, none have any illusions otherwise, but they will have conquered only an empty village full of burned out buildings, and the dead, a feast for noone but crows.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 21, 2011, 12:34:27 am
Not quite getting why the peasants of fisdnar are raiding caravans rather than feeding troops and gold to their neutral village.

ATS bandits
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: vinnytk on December 22, 2011, 05:29:52 am
ours now bitches
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 22, 2011, 05:34:49 am
We'll see how long that lasts.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Turkhammer on December 22, 2011, 05:44:04 am
When did the battle take place?
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: MrShine on December 22, 2011, 05:50:51 am
The Free Peasants of Fidsnar are not a physical form that can die or be defeated.

The Free Peasants live in the sound of a child's laughter, a single tear drop, a smile.

Only when those things are silenced will the peasants be no more.

And they shall have their delicious revenge.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: Slantedfloors on December 22, 2011, 06:29:11 am
The Free Peasants live in the sound of a child's laughter, a single tear drop, a smile.

Only when those things are silenced will the peasants be no more.
Pursuant to this, all children in Fisdnar will be blinded and their vocal chords will be cut.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 22, 2011, 07:29:58 am
The women and children have already been evacuated, and are heading south away from tyranical folks who like to rape and pillage.
Title: Re: Fisdnar
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on December 22, 2011, 12:14:41 pm
We will be back you bastards. And when we return death will follow.