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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Wallace_Ritchie on December 17, 2011, 12:32:45 pm

Title: Betsy has questionable judgment.
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on December 17, 2011, 12:32:45 pm
I know many of you have seen this horse, riding around struting things. I want to know who knows of this horses extra activities. Shameful in so many ways. Don't be ashamed, It's the horses fault, not yours. Be strong stand up to the oppressors. Stupid She slut.
Title: Re: Betsy has questionable judgment.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on December 17, 2011, 01:35:16 pm
Drink less foul man, drink less.
Title: Re: Betsy has questionable judgment.
Post by: Life on December 18, 2011, 10:46:55 am
NO.. not betsy...... the sumpter.. THE SUMPTER THAT KILLED MY MOTHER. Betsy ran my poor old mother countless times.. bullying her for years... then.. i was walking home in the rain and i saw her.. Betsy delivered the final blow, a kick to my mothers face.. dislodging her chin and leaving a pool of blood and countless, shattered tooth shards.. the look in betsy's eyes.. the flame of hatred.. the spark of satisfaction.. but the look in her face.. the look of regret. it broke my heart.. for some odd reason.. i felt bad for betsy, she didnt want to do it.. but her anger took control.....

Later that night.. i cried myself to sleep after burying my mother in a hole in the backyard..(RIP)..  and i heard a noise.. a vase.. a vase broke *CRASH*! i woke up confused.. delusional from awaking from my slumber.. unaware of what the noise was.. was it a dream? was it even real? then saw a shadow underneath my bedroom door.. i felt the presence of something sinister, my stomach dropped as betsy rammed open my bedroom door, she neighed manically.. (ctrl+J)... i was stunned.. betsy had something that ive never noticed before.. betsy... betsy had a penis.

Betsy jumped ontop of me, pinning me down, unable to move i tried to scream but i couldnt, the fear rushed through my body as he penetrated my virgin asshole. that night... oh, that night... was the worst night of my life..

BUT now ive come to believe.. it wasnt my fault.. i couldnt help being so  vulnerable, and it was betsy's actions, she could have chose not to rape me.. this is the first ive ever confessed of this.. please, if you see betsy.. please extract my revenge on her.
Title: Re: Betsy has questionable judgment.
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on December 18, 2011, 07:48:39 pm
I know of this Betsy.

Rather, the love of my life, Champion Courser, knows of Betsy. It was after one of our more passionate evenings, both of us exhausted from our wild love-making, dry hay sticking to our warm moist bodies, that Champion Courser first mentioned Betsy the Whore in passing. I had complimented her recent performance, and inquired as to the origin of a new position we had tried at her behest: The Mongolian Back Breaker.

"I can't feel my legs."

"It'll pass" she whinnied softly. "That's what you get for trying to use that fucking riding crop." She paused, musingly. "You know," Champion Courser continued, "one of the other horses mentioned that, which is why I tried it. Betsy's her name."

I stood at that moment, righteousness flowing through my veins like fire. A shaft of sunlight streamed through a hole in the barn, illuminating my naked form in all its glory. I raised a single, clenched fist to the sky, and screamed at the top of my lungs for seven straight minutes. Then, with the authority of a god incarnate, so demanding of an answer that to do otherwise would be literally impossible, I asked the fateful question: "Who is Betsy?"

"Just some murderous whore of a horse," my one true love replied. "She apparently killed some guy's mom, then anally raped him. I also hear that she's responsible for all the archers swarming the continent nowadays--something about her long schloooooong enticing them, they being largely homosexual males."

"Oh, ok." I replied, before drifting down upon Champion Courser like a warm bank of fog settling on mountain side. Round two began spectacularly...


Title: Re: Betsy has questionable judgment.
Post by: MrShine on December 18, 2011, 08:22:48 pm
Betsy porn is the best porn.
Title: Re: Betsy has questionable judgment.
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on December 18, 2011, 11:25:58 pm
Betsy porn is the best porn.
Shoulda said besty porn. Lost opportunity there.